Asking Strangers To Hold My Breast!

Barstool Sports

11/21/2023

Dani Jackel

Transcript

00:00 - Anyway, you can hold my breast.

00:02 - Nah, can't do that.

00:04 - Why not?

00:05 - Girlfriend.

00:06 - Holding my turkey breast has literally nothing to do

00:08 with a girlfriend.

00:09 - I did not (beep) see that.

00:11 - Welcome back to my channel.

00:12 My name is Dani Jackal,

00:13 and today I'm at the University of Arizona,

00:15 my stomping grounds,

00:16 and I'm gonna be asking guys,

00:17 wanna hold my breasts?

00:18 My turkey breasts, of course, you sickos.

00:20 This episode is presented to you by Wood Grooming,

00:22 so head over to your local Walmart today

00:24 to buy yourself some of Wood's body and hair assortment,

00:27 or buy now at getwood.com,

00:29 because it's time to spell like a better man.

00:31 - Yo, what's up?

00:32 - That color looks so good on you.

00:33 - Oh, thank you.

00:33 - You're pretty cute.

00:34 - Thanks.

00:35 - Anyway, you wanna hold my breast?

00:36 - Right now?

00:39 - Yeah.

00:39 Like my turkey breast?

00:48 - Oh my, yo, what is this question?

00:50 - While I'm grabbing something from my bag.

00:52 What do you mean?

00:53 - Yeah, sure.

00:53 I'm like, yo, this is a crazy question.

00:56 - I just don't know why it took you so long

00:57 to say yes or no.

00:58 Like, I just needed to grab my lipstick.

01:00 - Yeah, sorry, it just totally caught me off guard.

01:03 - Why, do you wanna buy it?

01:04 - You know what, I'm okay.

01:05 I already had something to eat.

01:06 I just came out the door.

01:07 - Oh, I thought maybe you wanted a piece or something,

01:10 'cause you were being all weird.

01:11 - I was just so caught off guard by it.

01:13 I was like, I don't know,

01:15 just not a normal question to get asked, I guess.

01:17 - You're pretty cute.

01:19 Up to you, one or both,

01:20 but can one of you hold my breast?

01:28 - What?

01:29 Just my turkey breast while I grab something from my bag?

01:33 Please, thank you.

01:36 Yeah, if you want a piece, you can crack it open.

01:39 Girl to girl, can one of you hold my breast?

01:42 - Like hold your (beep)

01:45 - No, like my turkey breast?

01:46 I just gotta grab something from my bag.

01:48 - What, yeah.

01:51 - Okay, thanks.

01:52 Wait, why am I, what?

01:53 My (beep)

01:55 - Yeah, like your breast.

01:57 - Oh, that's kinda,

02:00 mine's in the gutter, miss girl.

02:01 - I'm living in the gutter, bestie, actually, thank you.

02:06 - Okay, any way you wanna hold my breast?

02:10 - Bro, no, what?

02:12 - My turkey breast, just while I get some--

02:13 - No.

02:14 - Wait, I have to get something from my bag.

02:16 That's kinda rude.

02:17 Any way you can hold my breast?

02:19 - Nah, can't do that.

02:21 - Why not?

02:22 - Girlfriend.

02:23 - Holding my turkey breast

02:24 has literally nothing to do with the girlfriend.

02:26 - I did not (beep) see that.

02:29 - Yeah, wait, what do you, what were you?

02:32 - I don't know what I was thinking.

02:34 - Okay, yeah, I don't know if your girlfriend

02:38 wants some of that, like.

02:40 - Do you just walk around with turkey breasts?

02:44 - No, I got it for lunch

02:45 and I have to grab something from my bag.

02:47 Do you think like, you'd be able to hold my breast?

02:53 Yeah, like, could you hold my breast?

02:56 Like right now?

02:59 Like my turkey breast,

03:01 just while I grab something from my bag?

03:03 'Cause I was talking to her.

03:05 So I--

03:06 - I gotta go to class, I'm late.

03:07 - Girl! - Okay.

03:08 Okay, see you guys.

03:10 Where you going?

03:11 Not back to my dorm with me?

03:14 You're sillier.

03:17 - Oh, thanks.

03:18 - Quick question for you.

03:20 Do you wanna hold my breast?

03:23 - Not right now.

03:24 - Just my turkey breast

03:25 while I grab something from my bag.

03:26 - Oh, sick!

03:27 - Yeah, you can eat some too.

03:28 - No, thanks.

03:29 - Okay, any way one of you can hold my breast?

03:32 Why not?

03:37 Why not?

03:42 It's just turkey breast.

03:47 I don't get it.

03:48 I just gotta grab something from my bag?

03:51 (phone buzzing)

03:53 Do you wanna hold my breast?

03:55 Like, come on.

03:56 - What?

03:56 I have a girlfriend, I'm sorry.

03:59 - Literally has nothing to do with a girlfriend.

04:01 I just need someone to hold my turkey

04:03 while I grab something from my bag.

04:05 - You sure?

04:06 - Yeah, I don't know what,

04:07 why would you, like, why would a girlfriend even?

04:10 I'm confused.

04:11 Did you think my actual,

04:16 you thought my--

04:19 That's a little creepy.

04:20 - I'm sorry.

04:21 - It's okay, it's fine.

04:22 - I'm sorry, my mom goes to places.

04:24 - You're super hot, I just wanted to see

04:26 if you could hold my breast.

04:28 - No.

04:30 - Why not?

04:32 - Why not?

04:33 I don't know.

04:34 Got something to eat?

04:35 - Yeah, you know what?

04:38 Duh, I should've seen the chicken,

04:39 'cause I have turkey breast.

04:41 You don't need to hold it anyways

04:42 if you're already holding chicken.

04:44 - Yeah, yeah.

04:45 All right, see ya.

04:47 - Yeah, see ya.

04:49 I just, I love a guy that looks cozy af, you know?

04:51 - Thank you.

04:52 - Makes me just wanna crawl right in there.

04:54 - What?

04:55 - No, I don't know, it was a joke,

04:56 but it just didn't land.

04:59 Can I get your number?

05:01 - Sure.

05:02 - Okay, cool.

05:02 Do you, like, wanna hold my breast?

05:04 - I'm so confused.

05:07 - Just my turkey breast while I grab something

05:09 really quickly?

05:10 - Yeah.

05:11 - So, you said no, but now you're saying yeah,

05:13 and I'm just gonna make signals.

05:15 But you still, like, you want my number, right?

05:17 Like, we're down, like, we're gonna hang out.

05:20 Are you okay?

05:22 - Yeah.

05:23 - Do you want some?

05:24 - Not really, no.

05:26 - Can I feed you?

05:27 - No.

05:28 - Say ah.

05:29 - What is going on right now?

05:31 - I'm gonna feed you.

05:31 - Why am I being fed turkey breast?

05:33 - Because I wanna feed you, baby boy.

05:34 - I'm not being fed turkey breast.

05:36 - Why?

05:37 - 'Cause that's weird.

05:38 - Just eat it.

05:40 - I'm not eating the turkey breast.

05:40 - Can I throw it on you?

05:42 - Ew, no.

05:43 - That was kind of aggressive.

05:44 - That was aggressive.

05:45 - Do you like aggressive girls?

05:47 - Sure, but not like turkey, no.

05:50 - Huh?

05:50 - Not throwing turkey on me, that's weird.

05:52 Can I throw turkey on you?

05:54 - Yeah.

05:55 - Okay, that's weird.

05:56 - You look like Mario in all that red.

06:00 - Mario?

06:01 - Yeah, like Mario Kart.

06:02 - Yeah.

06:03 - Yeah, could I be your peach to your Mario?

06:06 - Peach to my Mario?

06:07 - Yeah, get it?

06:08 I'm in pink, Danny.

06:10 - Danny?

06:11 - Yeah, what's your name?

06:12 - Jayden.

06:13 - Nice to meet you.

06:14 Do you wanna hold my breast?

06:16 - Hold your breast is crazy.

06:18 - Like my turkey breast really quick

06:19 while I grab something out of my bag?

06:21 - Oh, word, yeah, I got it.

06:24 - Yeah, why you being weird?

06:27 - I mean, that was just, it was different.

06:28 - Quick question for you, any way you can hold my breast?

06:31 Like my turkey?

06:33 Has anyone told you you're ever just like super hot?

06:36 Well, I'll be the first.

06:41 You're hot ass.

06:43 Can I get your digies?

06:44 Cool.

06:46 (upbeat music)

06:47 Wanna hold my breast?

06:49 - Hold your breast?

06:50 What do you mean?

06:52 Just hold your breast in public?

06:53 - I mean, I don't know what's so bad

06:56 about holding turkey breast in public.

06:58 What?

07:01 - I mean, I've kind of seen that on TikTok

07:02 and some of the ads.

07:04 - No, you haven't though,

07:05 because this hasn't been done before until right now.

07:08 This is a new idea.

07:10 This is for Thanksgiving.

07:11 - Oh, yeah.

07:11 - Say happy Thanksgiving.

07:12 - Oh, happy Thanksgiving.

07:15 - But you didn't see the camera, did you?

07:17 See, suck it everyone.

07:18 They always think, oh, this is staged.

07:20 - It's not staged.

07:21 - I mean, they'll never believe me though, you know?

07:25 Anyways, is it okay with you if you're in the video?

07:27 - So funny.

07:28 I was like, oh my God.

07:29 - Yeah, no, I'm (beep) around.

07:31 Is it cool?

07:31 Do you guys have weeze at the video?

07:32 - Yeah.

07:33 - I'm totally joking.

07:34 - No, I was gonna grab your (beep)

07:36 - Like I should have honestly let it happen.

07:38 - No, I was like, (beep) okay.

07:40 - I was like, oh my God, no (beep)

07:41 - Yeah, you had a great reaction.

07:42 - I was so uncomfortable, I was like, um.

07:45 - That was awesome.

07:45 Is it okay with you if you're in the video?

07:47 - Yeah, that's cool.

07:47 - You had a great reaction.

07:48 That was it cool with you,

07:49 who's on the video. - Yeah, yeah.

07:51 - Thank you guys so much for watching the video.

07:52 I hope you enjoyed it.

07:53 And if you did, please be sure to give it a big thumbs up,

07:55 comment below, subscribe,

07:56 and follow me on the rest of my social platforms.

07:58 And don't forget to head over to your local Walmart today

08:00 to buy yourself some of wood, grooming, body,

08:01 and hair assortment, or buy now at getwood.com

08:04 because it's time to smell like a better man.

08:05 Happy Thanksgiving.

08:06 (air whooshing)

08:08 (upbeat music)

08:10 (upbeat music)

08:13 (upbeat music)

08:16 (upbeat music)

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