Burb Patrol | show | 2021 | Official Trailer - video Dailymotion

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Burb Patrol follows the workplace adventures of Randall, an uncompromising by-the-book security guard and his partner Al | dHNfWk1raTlnVWx2UkU

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00:00 What's the number one rule?

00:02 Never let your partner handle angry suburban moms alone.

00:06 Let's say it together.

00:08 Never let your partner handle angry suburban moms!

00:12 Good afternoon, gentlemen.

00:14 You weren't doing anything.

00:15 His door was the wrong shade of brown.

00:17 Hey, I don't make the rules. I just enforce them.

00:19 Squatty, no!

00:20 No water?

00:21 It's not about the water, Squatty.

00:22 You're violating my 13th Amendment rights!

00:24 That's slavery!

00:25 That's how I feel!

00:26 Oh, I'm flamingo!

00:27 No, no.

00:28 Then you know the rules!

00:30 We back.

00:33 Stop harassing women.

00:34 Feminism!

00:35 Stop harassing women!

00:36 I'm not going to be bullied by the likes of you two dipshits.

00:38 You lads going to give each other a wank while you're standing there, right?

00:41 Oh.

00:42 It's your duty to protect members of the community, including him.

00:47 Big Papa Heaven-Vising out the cooler.

00:49 I am a certified yoga instructor and sex therapist.

00:53 We're in the porn hub business, all right?

00:55 This is a family neighborhood.

00:57 Now, my partner, she's usually pretty cool about stuff like this,

01:00 but today he's on some John Wick shit.

01:02 I'm going to need you to perform CPR on us.

01:07 What?

01:08 The job seems so scary.

01:09 It can get pretty dangerous, but we got it.

01:12 Ow!

01:13 God!

01:14 She bit my titty!

01:15 Copy that. I'd rather not talk about it.

01:16 Ow!

01:17 I'm going to need help.

01:18 This is the best part about this job.

01:20 I see why you do it.

01:21 Don't you have anything better to do?

01:22 It's just f***ing lemonade.

01:24 I will end you!

01:26 [music]

01:31 (car engine revving)

Burb Patrol | show | 2021 | Official Trailer

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