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00:00 [Music]

00:11 Ooo, my black eye, come here. You came a little late but it's ok.

00:15 You'll come early from now on. Your work is ready, start right away.

00:19 Haji, can I do this work of being a guard?

00:23 Of course you can, my black eye. Bring the bag, empty it. That's all.

00:27 - Then I'll do it. - Don't you dare to miss the customer.

00:31 Why? Do I look that scary?

00:34 No, my black eye, you misunderstood me.

00:36 Be kind to the customer. The customer likes gentleness.

00:40 Ok, Haji Vat Selimi. I have a dress in my house. I'll dress it and look gentle.

00:45 It's not that gentle, my black eye. You'll serve the customer.

00:48 The customer likes service.

00:50 Of course, Haji Davdav. I like service too.

00:53 But you're a waiter. The customer in front of you, all the work is yours.

00:57 Don't worry, Haji Davdav. Let the customer come. I'll make him do the work.

01:02 No, my black eye. The waiter does the work. Do whatever they say.

01:06 Ok, dear. I'll do whatever they say.

01:09 When the customer comes, you'll look into his eyes.

01:11 Ok, I'll look into his eyes. I'll tell him about the eye drops.

01:15 - Leave the eye drops, my black eye. - Ok, I'll apply ointment then.

01:19 You don't understand, my black eye. You'll see what the customer wants.

01:24 - Why? Doesn't he have a mouth? - What do you care about his mouth?

01:27 I don't care, Haji Davdav. How will he drink tea and coffee?

01:30 Leave these, sir.

01:32 Now tell me. What does the customer want before the waiter?

01:37 - I don't understand. - What does the customer want before the waiter, my black eye?

01:41 - I don't know. He wants tea. - You don't know.

01:43 - He wants coffee. - You don't know.

01:45 - He wants something to drink. - You don't know.

01:47 - He wants a beating. - Is that possible? He wants a smile.

01:50 - So, it's true. - Of course.

01:52 - What does he want second? - He wants tea and coffee.

01:55 - You don't know. He wants politeness. - So, it's true.

01:58 - Of course. What does he want third? - He wants tea and coffee.

02:01 - You don't know. He wants cleanliness. - So, it's true.

02:05 Of course. And last. What does he want?

02:08 I have nothing left to ask. I'll pay the bill.

02:11 Is that possible? He just sat down.

02:14 - He's been asking for it. - You'll pay without asking the customer.

02:18 - He wants to drink tea. - Don't hurry.

02:23 - He wants that too. - He forgets the real thing when he wants what you say.

02:29 These are just a joke, my black eye.

02:31 Don't forget that the customer is always right.

02:34 For example, you brought tea.

02:36 And you saw that there was a fly in it. What will you say to the customer?

02:40 - I'll say, "There's a fly in your tea." - No.

02:43 - I'll say, "There's an elephant in your tea." - Can an elephant fit in a cup?

02:47 - No. Then I'll say, "There's a camel in your tea." - No, my black eye.

02:51 - So, the cup is that small? - It's not a cup, my black eye.

02:55 - It's a camel. - Then I'll say, "There's a camel in your tea."

02:58 You'll say a joke to the customer, saying that you're lucky...

03:03 ...and you'll make him feel better. And you'll take the tea.

03:06 - God damn it! - It's not that easy.

03:09 - You'll take the cup and bring the tea back. - I see. Now I understand.

03:14 Well done, my black eye.

03:16 Look, a customer is coming. Show your skill.

03:20 I'll show my skill.

03:38 Come here.

03:40 Are you crazy? Why are you laughing?

03:50 Don't you want a smile?

03:52 You call this sour face a smile?

03:55 - Bring me a cup of tea first. - Don't you want the others?

03:59 - Is there something between us? - Of course, there's politeness and cleanliness.

04:03 Bring me a cup of tea. I don't want anything else.

04:07 I'll bring your tea.

04:09 - Here's your tea. - What's in the tea?

04:20 - An elephant. - What elephant?

04:22 - African elephant. It's hungry. - If it's an elephant, where's its trunk?

04:27 - They're grazing it in the garden. - But it has wings.

04:31 They're not wings. It's ears. It's hungry.

04:35 I don't like this elephant. It's like a fly.

04:38 Then everyone has a hair. This one has a fly.

04:41 - I don't like people who change their hair. - Then I'll change your tea.

04:45 It doesn't matter. I'll take it out.

04:48 - I'll take it out. - Why?

04:52 - I'm not as weak as an elephant. - Right.

04:56 I'll hold it from your foot. It's my job.

05:00 - It's done. Hold it. - Okay.

05:05 - Are you going to drink this tea? - No, I'll wash my hair.

05:10 - Okay, I'll bring you soap. - Are you crazy?

05:15 - What's tea for? - To wash your hair.

05:19 - How are you a waiter? - I'm not a waiter. I'm a bath boy.

05:24 - Is this a bath? - Yes.

05:27 This is a bath. The elephant came to wash his hair.

05:31 - Take it. - My head.

05:36 - Stop. - I'm cutting your back.

05:41 - Take it. - I'll laugh first.

05:45 - Now I'm weak. - Take it.

05:53 I'll make you a customer.

05:57 You'll be a waiter.

06:01 - Take it. - I'll laugh first.

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