Three Little Piglets

Try The Fun

11/20/2023

Transcript

00:00 ( music playing )

00:03 Once upon a time, there were three little...

00:06 ( grumbling )

00:07 Hmm.

00:08 ( music playing )

00:09 Oh, yes. Much better.

00:12 Once upon a time,

00:14 there were three little piglets and a honey tree.

00:18 In every story, there's honey.

00:21 This time, Pooh, for once, please, no honey.

00:26 Oh, I'm sorry, Rabbit.

00:28 For some reason, honey seems to be on my mind.

00:32 Pooh Bear, it's the only thing on your mind.

00:36 So please, just tell the story.

00:39 All right, Rabbit.

00:41 ( clears throat )

00:42 The first little piglet lived in a honey tree, and--

00:46 No.

00:48 He lived in a house of straw, Pooh.

00:51 Yes, a house of straw,

00:56 which was next to a honey tree.

00:58 Pooh Bear?

01:00 And the little piglet was cared out of his wits

01:03 by the Big Bad Bunny.

01:07 It's supposed to be a wolf, a big bad wolf.

01:11 Not anymore.

01:12 ( laughing )

01:14 Yes, so the Big Bad Bunny

01:17 was looking for his grandmother's house, and--

01:20 Oh, my, Grandma, what big ears you have.

01:24 Uh, what's in the basket?

01:26 ( sighs )

01:29 I should have known.

01:31 Say, for a Big Bad Bunny,

01:33 this bunny's not being very bad.

01:35 For once, you're right, Tigger.

01:37 We have lost track of the story, haven't we?

01:41 ( clears throat )

01:42 Let me into your house, little piglet.

01:46 What do I do, Pooh?

01:48 I believe you should say, "No, piglet."

01:52 Why, then I'll huff, and I'll puff,

01:55 and I'll blow your house down.

01:58 ( inhales, blows )

02:01 ( laughs )

02:02 Not bad, if I do say so myself.

02:05 Oh, dear.

02:06 And then what happened, Pooh?

02:09 Then the second little piglet,

02:11 who lived in a house of sticks--

02:13 Say, kind of resembles the Eeyore resident.

02:17 And then the Papa Bear said,

02:19 "Looks like somebody's been sleeping in my bed."

02:25 No, no, no.

02:27 This is another story entirely.

02:29 The first little piglet went to the second little piglet,

02:32 who lived in--

02:33 A house of cards.

02:35 Oh, why do I bother?

02:37 And I suppose now I have to blow this house down.

02:41 I'll do it for you, long ears.

02:43 I'll huff, and I'll puff,

02:45 and I'll blow your house down.

02:47 I'll huff, and I'll puff,

02:49 and I'll blow the house down.

02:52 ( inhales, blows )

02:55 Oh, bother.

02:57 I seem to have lost my place.

02:59 Um, I believe this is the part

03:02 where the three little piglets are all together.

03:05 How do you do? I'm Piglet.

03:07 Me too. So am I.

03:08 Very pleased to make your acquaintance.

03:10 No, the pleasure is all mine.

03:12 No, it's mine.

03:13 Pooh Bear!

03:16 You finally have them right.

03:19 But what about me?

03:21 Oh, well, it's close enough, I suppose.

03:24 ( clears throat )

03:26 You little piglets had better let me in.

03:30 Oh, who will save me?

03:34 Um, us, now.

03:36 Never fear, fillifins.

03:38 It is I, the Masked Offender, to the rescue.

03:42 No, no, no.

03:44 You don't belong here.

03:46 Oops.

03:48 There is no Masked Offender in this story.

03:51 Pooh, um, just why does the big bad bunny

03:54 want to get into the house?

03:56 I believe he wants to borrow some...

03:59 honey.

04:01 ( chuckles )

04:02 No, not that.

04:04 Uh, he, uh, he wants...

04:06 To get out of the rain.

04:08 That's it. No more.

04:12 This has gone far enough.

04:15 Big bad bunnies, Papa Bears, it's too much.

04:19 I'm taking over.

04:21 I'm going to tell this story the way it's supposed to be told.

04:26 I'm going to huff and puff

04:30 and blow your tree down.

04:33 ( all gasping )

04:34 To the deer.

04:35 To the deer.

04:36 ( howls )

04:37 And the three little piglets,

04:39 who had all the honey they wanted,

04:41 lived happily ever after.

04:43 The end.

04:44 Oh, I love happy--

04:46 ( sniffles )

04:47 endings, Pooh.

04:49 Uh, but what happened to the big bad bunny?

04:51 Huh.

04:52 Don't ask, piglet.

04:53 Don't ask.

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