It Don't Pay to Be an Honest Citizen | movie | 1985 | Official Trailer - video Dailymotion

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An ironic New York City thriller involving a mafioso and a restless, witty lawyer. | dG1fd3l3cVVWcTh0NFE

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00:00 [Music]

00:22 [Music]

00:24 I'm gonna show you a message this time, okay?

00:26 You understand?

00:27 You listen to him, okay?

00:28 I'm gonna cut you a few on the side.

00:30 There's $30 in there, you can take it.

00:31 Shut up!

00:32 Shut up!

00:33 Ah, what is this motherfucker, huh?

00:36 Wait a minute.

00:37 What is it?

00:38 There's nothing in that bag.

00:39 Shut up!

00:40 You can use that as a camera, we'll take everything, alright?

00:42 Listen, I'm counting to 30 if you move, I'm gonna kill you.

00:45 You understand what I'm saying? Huh?

00:47 These are the ones that robbed you?

00:50 You got him, that's them.

00:51 Throw a book at him.

00:53 If they get convicted,

00:54 you can get them to give you photographs back.

00:57 What about me?

00:59 You're making a porn, old Phil?

01:01 If it was me, and they caught those cocksuckers,

01:04 I'd press charges.

01:06 I had a good life.

01:07 My kids take care of themselves.

01:09 I don't give a fuck if they kill me.

01:12 Hey, Joey, you remember the time that guy tried to rob me down at the track?

01:16 I had just won the exaction, right?

01:18 All of a sudden, I feel this jerk on with his hand in my pocket.

01:21 I'm Sidney the lawyer, this is my card.

01:24 Excuse me, are you sure he's your lawyer?

01:25 He sounds just like my dentist.

01:27 Well, I'm a painless lawyer.

01:29 If you would have come two minutes earlier,

01:31 we would have been in jail right now.

01:32 That's not the point.

01:33 All right, all right.

01:34 The point is...

01:35 All right, listen, can we go talk about it?

01:36 Yeah, come on, let's talk.

01:37 Can we get away from here?

01:38 Please, this place gives me the heebie-jeebies.

01:40 Where's the thing?

01:42 Would you not worry about it?

01:43 Do you know?

01:44 Did you still have it?

01:45 Yeah.

01:46 You got it?

01:47 Yeah, sure, don't worry about it.

01:49 Well, if he says he can get it back, maybe he can get it back for you.

01:52 I don't know, I don't know the guy, though.

01:54 Just forget the film.

01:55 He's probably being bulldozed into the Atlantic or something right now.

01:58 Oh, well, if he says he can get your stuff back, he'll get it back.

02:02 I've got a cup of boiling hot coffee here,

02:05 and I'm gonna throw it in your eyes,

02:08 and you're gonna be blinded,

02:10 and then I'm gonna bash your head in.

02:13 Now get out of here!

02:15 Oh, look at that guy.

02:19 Well, you know how to put the fire out, don't you?

02:22 [fire crackling]

02:25 Yeah, I'm telling you something.

02:35 [sirens]

02:37 You know, it's a good thing that you didn't come any earlier, all right?

02:39 'Cause if you did come earlier, and then we did get put away,

02:42 something would've happened to you, all right?

02:44 But you would be missing or something, do you understand me?

02:46 Do you understand me?

02:48 Maybe you better give me the number of your next of kin

02:51 in case you get measured for cement overshoes, okay?

02:53 There he goes, man!

02:55 Shit!

02:57 Problems, problems. Everybody got problems.

03:04 What am I gonna do if I have a problem?

03:06 Well, you're a professional, right? You know how to fix them.

03:08 Yeah, we fix them. We break them.

03:10 How much was it worth?

03:12 Oh, well, all in all, I spent about $150 on it.

03:16 [laughter]

03:18 I know it's probably not worth the trouble you had to go.

03:20 But it was a year of my time.

03:22 Well, I'm not a g-lob of doner pizza.

03:24 Why do you bring these kids to that?

03:26 [laughter]

03:28 So what do you want from us?

03:30 I don't care about prosecuting these jerks.

03:32 I just want to get the film back.

03:34 Jeez, I wish it would not happen to me. I had a guy like you to deal with.

03:37 I wouldn't have spent three years in prison.

03:39 [laughter]

03:41 You don't mix red wine with white wine.

03:44 You don't go to the cops and then come to us.

03:48 You know, you run over your head.

03:52 Hey, don't worry.

03:54 You made a fool out of me, too.

03:56 Look, I know. The whole thing was a big mistake.

03:59 No mistakes!

04:01 Things happen, that's all.

04:03 You better go to that police station right now and tell them you didn't see him.

04:08 It don't pay to be an honest citizen.

04:10 [music]

04:23 [BLANK_AUDIO]

It Don't Pay to Be an Honest Citizen | movie | 1985 | Official Trailer

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