A Roast on ABC’s Bachelor in Paradise

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Watch the official “A Roast” clip from the new episode of the ABC dating reality series Bachelor in Paradise Season 10 Episode 8.  Bachelor in Paradise Host:  Jesse Palmer  Bachelor in Paradise Bartender:  Wells Adams  Stream Bachelor in Paradise now on ABC!

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00:00 - As Michelle Obama once said,

00:02 "When they go low, you go lower."

00:05 - It's unfortunate that the doctor sent Sam home

00:08 for constipation.

00:09 Kat, you better watch.

00:10 You've been full of [bleep] this whole time.

00:13 [laughter]

00:14 - The way you said [bleep] is amazing.

00:17 - Okay. - So good.

00:18 - Kat, I know I ruined your birthday,

00:20 and I'm really sad about how that conversation went,

00:22 but I really couldn't tell where your head was at

00:25 because your face really wasn't moving

00:26 due to all the Botox. - Thank you.

00:28 That means that was good work.

00:31 I'm watching the reactions of everyone

00:32 as their names are being called,

00:34 and some people seem to laugh it off

00:35 and smile and have fun,

00:37 and other people, like Kat, for example,

00:39 her face just got tighter and tighter.

00:42 She had a lot of jokes about her tonight.

00:45 - Kylie and Kat have a lot in common.

00:47 Both very pretty,

00:49 both their names start with K,

00:50 and both stole my man.

00:52 But I do just have one burning question for you ladies.

00:56 How do I taste?

00:58 [cheers and applause]

01:01 - Whoo!

01:03 - Mercedes thinks she's a Mercedes,

01:05 but she's more like a [bleep]

01:07 [laughter]

01:09 - What was that? - I don't know.

01:11 I don't know. It's a bad taste in my mouth.

01:13 - Tyler is more committed to piercing his ear in one night

01:16 than he is in his last two weeks with Mercedes.

01:19 - Oh! - Ouch.

01:21 - It's definitely a concern.

01:22 All these people think that he's not that interested in me.

01:25 I would love to know, like, what made them think that.

01:27 It's getting messy, and I don't like it.

01:30 - Baby Jess, I know it's been a while

01:32 since you've had a date,

01:33 but maybe if you took that pacifier out of your mouth,

01:35 you could start kissing with some tongues.

01:37 - Oh! - Oh-ho-ho.

01:39 - The reason Blake doesn't open his mouth

01:41 is because the last two times he did with grown women,

01:43 they sent his ass here to date a child.

01:45 [laughter]

01:47 - Blake, I just actually heard that the same year

01:49 that you got engaged to Katie

01:50 was actually the same year Jess was born.

01:52 I had no idea.

01:54 [laughter]

01:55 - Being roasted about baby Jess and stuff,

01:57 like, it's getting old, and it's not really fun

01:59 to have the guy you're with's ex-fiancee,

02:02 like, hear roast about you.

02:04 - Rachel, Katie may have had

02:06 the most boring bachelorette season,

02:08 but at least she knows when to call it quits

02:11 and start a new career.

02:12 [laughter]

02:14 - Rachel, you are a pilot.

02:17 You had 33 men on your flight.

02:19 How is it that you crash-landed on paradise

02:21 and you still can't find a man?

02:23 - It's giving lost. - Ooh.

02:25 - I don't want to do this.

02:26 We all can pretend it's a joke,

02:28 but, like, deep down what you're saying,

02:29 you actually feel, and I don't think it's funny.

02:32 - Tyler, we were all really, really excited

02:34 when we found out that there was gonna be

02:36 an ex-bachelorette on the beach,

02:37 and obviously we were really hoping for Gabby,

02:39 but we got Rachel.

02:41 - Oh, that's hard.

02:43 - I definitely was enjoying

02:45 this connection I had with Tanner.

02:47 I opened up to him about things

02:49 that I haven't told anyone else,

02:51 which I think is really special,

02:53 but why would you say something that mean?

02:55 - All right, well, everybody, great job tonight.

02:57 We hope you had as much fun roasting each other

02:59 as we had judging this and listening to you.

03:01 I know some people are probably suffering

03:03 from second- and third-degree burns

03:05 after that roast, but you all did an amazing job.

03:08 - Tonight was weird.

03:09 I thought it was gonna be a funny night,

03:11 but feelings were hurt.

03:13 This roasts at "Paradise of Blaze."

03:16 - Yeah.

03:17 [no audio]

03:20 [BLANK_AUDIO]

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