Fathers Day Off

Try The Fun

11/16/2023

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00:00 [MUSIC PLAYING]

00:03 [MUSIC PLAYING]

00:07, [MUSIC PLAYING]

00:33 [MUSIC PLAYING]

00:37 [ENGINE REVVING]

00:38 Now, are you sure you can handle everything?

00:40 Can I handle everything?

00:42 Oh, what a little housework.

00:45 All right, then.

00:47 Goodbye.

00:48 Bye-bye.

00:48 Bye, Mommy.

00:49 [MUSIC PLAYING]

00:52 [ENGINE REVVING]

00:55 [MUSIC PLAYING]

00:58 [ENGINE REVVING]

01:00 Oh, she made it.

01:02 [MUSIC PLAYING]

01:05 Can I handle everything, she says.

01:08 Buster, let me tell you, I can breeze through this house

01:12 working half the time it takes your mother.

01:16 Not enough hours in a day, she says.

01:19 Ha, a little efficient organization, I say as.

01:23 Organization, son, that's the secret.

01:25 No waste motion.

01:27 Why, any man that can run a business can--

01:30 Help, man!

01:32 [MUSIC PLAYING]

01:35 Friendly, 'cause.

01:39 [HUMMING]

01:42 [ENGINE REVVING]

01:44 [HUMMING]

01:46 There you are.

01:47 Now run along to school.

01:50 No school today, 'cause it's Saturday.

01:53 Oh, well, you'll be a lot of help to Daddy around the house.

01:57 [MUSIC PLAYING]

01:59 [HUMMING]

02:02 Just breaking things up a bit.

02:06 [HUMMING]

02:09 Housework is hard work, she says.

02:11 Oh!

02:13 [HUMMING]

02:16 George, you know better than that.

02:19 [MUSIC PLAYING]

02:25 As we left John with a crushed viscerus and a fractured clavicle,

02:29 he was crawling toward Marsha.

02:32 Poor dear Marsha, whose failing eyesight

02:35 could no longer stand the strain of lacing her insane mother's straitjacket.

02:40 [BUZZING]

02:41 Groceries!

02:42 [MEOWING]

02:47 [FOOTSTEPS]

02:50 [CASH REGISTER RINGING]

02:51 That's two out!

02:53 [MUSIC PLAYING]

02:56 Oh, boys will be boys.

02:58 Huh?

02:59 Dog gone dog.

03:02 This will hold you.

03:04 [HUMMING]

03:07 [BIRDS CHIRPING]

03:10 Huh?

03:11 My wife!

03:12 [MUSIC PLAYING]

03:15 Get, get, get, get!

03:17 [BARKING]

03:18 [MUSIC PLAYING]

03:21 [THUD]

03:22 [MUSIC PLAYING]

03:25 Well, I'll just run them through again.

03:28 [MUSIC PLAYING]

03:31 [SQUEAKING]

03:35 Junior, don't play with the white-shot machine.

03:37 [MUSIC PLAYING]

03:39 [SQUEAKING]

03:40 [SQUEAKING]

03:44 Out, out, out, out, out!

03:46 [SQUEAKING]

03:48 Now, where did she keep that vacuum?

03:50 [HUMMING]

03:53 [BUZZING]

03:56 [MUSIC PLAYING]

03:58 [SQUEAKING]

04:01 [MUSIC PLAYING]

04:04 [SQUEAKING]

04:06 Ow!

04:07 Stay right where you are.

04:08 I'll get you.

04:09 Ow!

04:12 Now, you march right in there and take a bath.

04:15 [HUMMING]

04:18 [MUSIC PLAYING]

04:21 [HUMMING]

04:24 Rover, get, get, get!

04:26 [HUMMING]

04:28 Unable to contain herself longer,

04:31 Marsha strangled a scream.

04:32 [SCREAMING]

04:34 As John's limp body slipped beneath the cold, cold waters

04:37 of Old North Bay, consciousness returned.

04:40 Where-- where am I?

04:41 He gulped.

04:44 I thought I told you--

04:45 [BUZZING]

04:46 Cleaning man!

04:47 [SCREAMING]

04:48 [CRASHING]

04:52 Huh?

04:53 [MUSIC PLAYING]

04:56 [HUMMING]

05:00 [PHONE RINGING]

05:02 Oh, I don't like--

05:03 [DOG BARKING]

05:04 Hello?

05:05 I'll have her call you.

05:06 [BUZZING]

05:07 You, anybody home?

05:08 [BUZZING]

05:10 [SQUEAKING]

05:12 Would you watch little Betty-Jew for a moment, thanks?

05:15 [DOG BARKING]

05:18 I have here a handy little gadget that no housewife in her

05:21 right mind would be without.

05:22 It's a--

05:23 Something's burning.

05:24 [BUZZING]

05:26 It rises.

05:27 It mashes.

05:28 It smashes.

05:29 It's that--

05:30 OK, OK, I'll take it.

05:31 [DOG BARKING]

05:32 [BUZZING]

05:35 [DOG BARKING]

05:40 No, she's not.

05:41 [DOG BARKING]

05:42 Yeah?

05:43 All right.

05:44 I'll have her call you.

05:45 [BUZZING]

05:49 Get away from that phone.

05:50 Oh, yeah?

05:51 One more step and I'll plug you.

05:52 Drop it.

05:53 Help!

05:54 Murder!

05:55 Please!

05:56 [DOG BARKING]

05:59 Mommy's home.

06:00 [DOG BARKING]

06:02 Huh?

06:03 What?

06:04 Oh!

06:05 [DOG BARKING]

06:07 Hello, honey.

06:09 How did everything go?

06:11 How did everything go, she said.

06:13 What?

06:14 Oh, it was just fine.

06:15 Fine?

06:16 Nothing to it.

06:17 This is the place.

06:18 On your arms, Joe.

06:19 Come on, Charlie.

06:20 Oh, stand back, stand back.

06:22 Is everybody out?

06:23 Up here, Max.

06:24 Come on.

06:25 Take it away.

06:26 [MUSIC PLAYING]

06:28 [SCREAMING]

06:34 OK, where's the body?

06:36 Body?

06:37 What body?

06:38 [BUZZING]

06:39 Here's your body.

06:40 Hold it, Max.

06:41 That's good.

06:42 [MUSIC PLAYING]

06:45 [SCREAMING]

06:48 [MUSIC PLAYING]

06:52 (upbeat music)

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