Loud Macleod - Cameron Toll - video Dailymotion

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Edinburgh comic video artist Danny Macleod had everyone in stitches with his video and tongue-in-cheek song ‘Cameron Toll, best shopping centre in the land’. Shared on Facebook in August 2020, the track went viral with 36,000 views.

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00:00 [Music]

00:19 In the south of the city

00:21 There's a place you can go

00:23 To spend your toll

00:26 Cat food for the kitty

00:28 And maybe some tampons

00:31 For the lasses

00:33 You may feel a bit shitty

00:36 But you can drop by Boots

00:38 If you got this good scent

00:41 If you're feeling chilly

00:43 A hot water bottle

00:45 [Music]

00:48 These are the things

00:51 You can do in this special place

00:54 You can buy chicken wings

00:57 And some fettucine

01:01 You can take your gran

01:02 With her bingo wings

01:05 She can sit beside you

01:07 Smoke her super kids

01:09 But don't forget to give your

01:11 Pound back through the trolley

01:15 Gone to Canmenton

01:17 For some milk and eggs

01:19 Some brand new snakes

01:21 And a sausage loaf of cregs

01:24 It's where you spend your toll, feel it

01:29 So go to Canmenton

01:32 If you need some, please

01:34 Visit Arties

01:36 If you need some mayonnaise

01:39 Last night at Canmenton

01:41 I saw your mum

01:43 [Music]

02:00 We get back with the shopping

02:03 I need a poo, so I head to the loo

02:07 Then I start my plobble

02:09 There's no toilet paper

02:12 'Cause I forgot

02:14 I call my mum to bring me kitchen bowl

02:17 Now she says no

02:19 She said there's nae kitchen bowl

02:21 Then she knocks at the door

02:24 And hands me a tissue

02:27 Fair handbag

02:29 There are things

02:32 That you can buy when you pass

02:34 Most things may be grand

02:36 Some bunion rings

02:38 While I'm there

02:42 But never get those chicken wings

02:46 I think that's why my asshole stinks

02:49 Now my mum is calling

02:51 "Son, can you get me a prolly?"

02:56 Back to Canmenton

02:58 To retrieve bucko

03:00 Another sausage roll

03:02 Because that's just how I roll

03:05 I think I saw your dad

03:07 In a nuisance car

03:10 So visit Canmenton

03:13 For a few good feets

03:15 For all your needs

03:17 Some dog fruity do-all breeds

03:20 Canmenton is where it's at

03:24 (Instrumental)

03:29 City centre

03:32 City centre

03:39 City centre

03:47 (Instrumental)

03:50 I see you doing Canmenton sometime

04:02 Maybe you're a mum

04:06 You may be with your mum

04:09 Maybe a few of you see a woman

04:15 I see you inside a Macadisio

04:18 I've got Macadisio now

04:21 Winter

04:23 I will cash my cost away

04:26 Cost of fortune

04:28 So you will be inside a Will Smith

04:33 Just to test me

04:36 Good enough

04:38 (Instrumental)

04:41 (Beep)

04:42 Aw man

04:45 I've only got 490 left

04:48 Bastard

04:51 (whispering)

04:53 [BLANK_AUDIO]

Loud Macleod - Cameron Toll

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