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Adventures of the Naked Umbrella | movie | 2023 | Official Trailer
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11/13/2023
A conspiracy theorist with a pyromania disorder suffers a relapse when his trailer home suddenly explodes, igniting a se | dG1fU3c0dHJLUEFCVnc
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00:00
Eyes on the fire, Sam.
00:02
(sizzling)
00:03
(screaming)
00:06
♪ All in all, Earthlings ♪
00:08
♪ What? ♪
00:09
Calling all commies and vegans and tea baggers.
00:11
We--
00:12
That's not very Christmassy!
00:13
Now listen up, folks.
00:14
We've all known that aliens are real--
00:16
Hey, I brought you some--
00:17
That's right, since the Roswell crash in 1947, right?
00:20
Who is this?
00:21
One of my parolees.
00:22
Since that time,
00:23
designer viruses are calling the week
00:25
while endless quarantines
00:26
are stripping all innocent survivors
00:28
all...
00:30
What's he in for?
00:31
Since the pandemic began,
00:32
conspiracy theorists have targeted 5G cell towers.
00:36
Well, hello there, 5G.
00:38
He's got a good heart.
00:39
Good heart don't fix a bad race.
00:41
You damn spooks!
00:42
You think you can take me out that easy?
00:45
(sizzling)
00:48
We need to get ourselves gone.
00:50
Why?
00:51
For starters, baby, the house is on fire
00:53
and I'm a pyromaniac thrice convicted.
00:55
You are a convicted arsonist.
00:57
Pyromania is not a crime.
00:59
I say we better get to Granny's.
01:01
Granny's?
01:02
(sizzling)
01:03
You don't remember what she tried to offer you
01:05
with the rocket launcher?
01:06
Yeah, that's why she sold it.
01:08
What have you done?
01:09
♪ It's gonna explode, girl ♪
01:11
Your client is in violation of his parole.
01:13
He is a fugitive.
01:14
♪ Gonna explode, explode, explode ♪
01:17
Who in the heck are you yelling at?
01:19
Granny member Irene?
01:21
Are you off your meds again?
01:23
♪ I've been paid ♪
01:26
Woo!
01:27
That thing is following us, I'm telling you!
01:29
Eyes on the fire, Sam.
01:30
Eyes on my fire, Sammy boy.
01:33
How do you know them words?
01:34
I know everything about you, Bill.
01:37
Take this.
01:38
You're just soaking them hogs.
01:40
(crash)
01:41
What the hell are you doing?
01:43
What needs to be done?
01:44
You're hurting me.
01:45
♪ Doing bad things ♪
01:46
This guy is a convicted arsonist
01:48
and all of a sudden his oven just happens to explode?
01:50
I did not burn down my own house.
01:52
Sam, have you taken your meds today?
01:55
They got blown off.
01:57
♪ Trying to be a good man ♪
02:01
Whoa!
02:02
Sammy, what did you do?
02:04
Daddy!
02:05
You are a nightmare.
02:06
You light my finest fire, baby.
02:09
♪ I wanna be a good man ♪
02:10
(screaming)
02:12
♪ I wanna be a good man ♪
02:13
Whoa!
02:14
Might as well let Jesus take the wheel.
02:16
It's not rocket Scientology.
02:17
♪ I wanna be a good man ♪
02:20
♪ I wanna be a good man ♪
02:22
Oh, don't be such a victim.
02:24
You might want to sweep the house for innocence
02:26
before you burn it to the ground.
02:28
♪ I wanna be a good man ♪
02:30
Sam!
02:31
You cannot run, okay?
02:32
They will shoot you.
02:33
♪ Doing bad things ♪
02:36
What's with you guys in the butt stuff?
02:38
Simple question.
02:40
You have issues.
02:43
♪ I've been made ♪
02:46
You staring at a bird, Brian?
02:48
(camera shutter clicks)
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