Goofy-Cold War

The Little Magic

11/12/2023

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00:00 [MUSIC PLAYING]

00:03 [MUSIC PLAYING]

00:06 [SNEEZING]

00:30 The carrier of the common cold is a tiny virus,

00:33 easily identified by his red nose.

00:39 Although the virus wins few friends,

00:41 he influences many people.

00:45 Sometimes the average man seems to deliberately

00:47 try to catch cold.

00:48 [MUSIC PLAYING]

00:51 [PANTING]

00:55 [SNEEZING]

00:58 [THUD]

01:00 [SNEEZING]

01:01 Geef, take that cold out of here.

01:04 But boss, look, I don't have a cold.

01:08 [SNEEZING]

01:10 Now look, Geef, a cold is nothing to be sneezed at.

01:17 Beat it!

01:18 [MUSIC PLAYING]

01:22 Gordon, an outcast from society shunned

01:25 by a cruel cold world.

01:27 [MUSIC PLAYING]

01:30 [PANTING]

01:33 [SNEEZING]

01:36 Hello?

01:38 [SNEEZING]

01:40 I feel awful.

01:43 Where is everybody?

01:46 Honey, plague Bridget Mabels, dinner and icebox, deserted!

01:55 Deserted by the ones he loves the most in his hour of need,

01:59 alone with his misery.

02:00 A definite change has come over this man.

02:05 He doesn't even look like himself.

02:11 The top of his head feels like it's blowing up.

02:13 [GUNSHOT]

02:14 [EXPLOSION]

02:16 He feels awful.

02:19 But man has always been a fighter.

02:21 [MUSIC PLAYING]

02:24 [GLASS SHATTERING]

02:27 [MUSIC PLAYING]

02:31 [POPPING]

02:32 [GROANING]

02:34 [MUSIC PLAYING]

02:37 [GROANING]

02:38 [MUSIC PLAYING]

02:42 [MUSIC PLAYING]

02:45 [POPPING]

02:48 [MUSIC PLAYING]

02:52 [GROANING]

02:53 [MUSIC PLAYING]

02:56 [SIGHING]

02:57 [POPPING]

02:58 [GROANING]

03:00 [PANTING]

03:02 [MUSIC PLAYING]

03:04 [GUNSHOT]

03:05 [GUNSHOTS]

03:08 [MUSIC PLAYING]

03:11 [MUSIC PLAYING]

03:14 [GUNSHOTS]

03:17 [MUSIC PLAYING]

03:20 [GUNSHOTS]

03:23 [MUSIC PLAYING]

03:26 [GUNSHOTS]

03:29 [MUSIC PLAYING]

03:32 [GUNSHOT]

03:33 [SCREAMING]

03:35 [GUNSHOT]

03:38 [GROANING]

03:41 [BIRDS CHIRPING]

03:43 [MUSIC PLAYING]

03:46 [WHISTLING]

03:47 [MUSIC PLAYING]

03:50 [MUSIC PLAYING]

03:54 [SIGHING]

03:55 [MUSIC PLAYING]

03:58 [CRACKLING]

03:59 [SNEEZING]

04:00 [CRACKLING]

04:01 Hi, honey.

04:03 Hello.

04:05 What are you doing home?

04:06 I don't feel good.

04:08 Am I ever glad to be home?

04:10 My, my, what a day.

04:11 I'm sick.

04:12 Oh, my feet are just simply killing me.

04:15 There.

04:16 That's better.

04:18 I've got a cold.

04:19 [LAUGHING]

04:20 That nosy Mrs. Rip Snoop.

04:22 Did I ever give her the cold shoulder?

04:25 She tried to tell me how I should follow suit.

04:27 I bet you'd have enjoyed the game,

04:29 the second rubber in particular.

04:30 I drew the ace, queen, and a beautiful run of hearts.

04:32 Loveliest hand I've ever felt.

04:34 And you know the prize is some silly mini-thing.

04:37 Heaven knows what I'll do with it.

04:39 Well.

04:41 But anyway, George.

04:44 George, are you listening?

04:46 Huh?

04:47 I bet you haven't heard a single solitary word

04:50 I've been saying.

04:51 [SNEEZING]

04:52 What on earth's the matter with you?

04:54 I've got a cold.

04:55 A what?

04:57 Oh, you poor boy.

05:00 Well, don't stand there like an idiot.

05:02 Close that window.

05:03 Bundle up.

05:04 Get off that cold floor.

05:05 Jump into bed.

05:06 [SNEEZING]

05:08 Mama's little man don't feel so good?

05:11 Uh-uh.

05:12 Well, we'll take care of that.

05:14 We'll break that old cold.

05:19 Mustn't get chilled.

05:27 Say ah.

05:28 [SCREAMING]

05:32 You look feverish.

05:35 Probably just getting a cold.

05:38 Keep covered up.

05:39 Nice, warm mustard plaster, just the thing.

05:41 [SCREAMING]

05:49 It's all in your head.

05:49 Now some nose drops.

05:55 There.

05:56 Feel any relief?

05:57 Kind of woozy?

06:02 This should do it.

06:07 Ah, sleeping like a baby.

06:09 And so two weeks later, Mr. Geef's cold

06:19 had run its natural course.

06:21 And once again, Mr. Geef felt like a human being.

06:24 Mr. Geef was firmly convinced that a cold

06:27 is nothing to be sneezed at.

06:29 [SNEEZING]

06:32 [DOG BARKING]

06:32 [FART]

06:33 [PANTING]

06:37 [PANTING]

06:40 [FART]

06:41 [MUSIC PLAYING]

06:44 [MUSIC PLAYING]

06:47 (upbeat music)

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