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Try The Fun
  • 11/12/2023

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Fun
Transcript
00:00 [music]
00:16 Payday! Payday!
00:21 Yes, payday. Millions of dollars pouring into the hands of the American worker.
00:26 Now in the mind of the average worker live two separate personalities.
00:31 One, the thrifty.
00:34 Wait a bit, laddie. You're going to save a bit of that, aren't you?
00:38 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, sure.
00:41 Oftentimes, idle money burns a hole in your pocket, which brings out the other personality,
00:47 the spendthrift.
00:50 Hi, big shot. Come on with me.
00:53 I'll show you how to spend your dough.
00:56 Oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy.
01:00 I got a couple of good deets.
01:03 [sneezes]
01:04 But, laddie, I've got some better deets.
01:08 Important ones, too.
01:09 When every American should pay his or her income tax gladly and proudly.
01:15 This year, thanks to Hitler and Hirohito, taxes are higher than ever before.
01:21 Will you have enough money on hand to meet your payments when they fall due?
01:24 Ah, we'll take care of that later.
01:27 Forget it, forget it.
01:28 But you don't want to forget our fighting men, do you?
01:31 No, sir.
01:33 Then you'll have to start saving right away to meet your tax payments.
01:37 No, no, no.
01:38 Listen, chum, spend it. It's your dough.
01:42 Yeah, it's my dough.
01:44 Hi, laddie. It's your do. But it's your war too. You must save for victory.
01:51 What's money for? Spend it. Shoot the works.
01:54 Nay, nay. You must save it.
01:56 Spend! Save!
01:58 Spend! Save! Spend! Save! Spend! Save! Save! Spend! Spend! Spend! Spend! Spend! Save!
02:02 Save!
02:04 Well, now what are you going to do?
02:13 Spend for the Axis.
02:16 Or save for taxes.
02:20 Just remember, every dollar you spend for something you don't need is a dollar spent to help the Axis.
02:28 That's right. And every dollar you sock away for taxes is another dollar to sock the Axis.
02:42 For it is your taxes, my taxes, our taxes that run the factories.
02:48 American factories. Working day and night.
03:05 Factories making guns. Machine guns. Anti-tank guns. Long-range guns. Guns, guns, all kinds of guns.
03:14 To blast the aggressors from the seas.
03:30 Taxes for American factories. Working full blast. Making planes.
03:37 Bombers! Dive bombers!
03:45 Flying Fortresses. Interceptors. Stalk the birds of prey that fly by night.
03:56 (Explosion)
03:59 Taxes to bury the Axis.
04:13 (Train horn)
04:18 Taxes. Taxes for ships. Battleships. Battlecruisers. Destroyers. All kinds of battle wagons.
04:27 Taxes to sink the Axis.
04:43 Taxes to keep them flying. Taxes to keep them rolling. Taxes to keep them coming.
04:49 Taxes to beat to earth the evil destroyer of freedom and peace.
04:54 This is our fight. The fight for freedom.
05:06 Freedom of speech. Of worship. Freedom from want and fear.
05:14 Taxes will keep democracy on the march.
05:20 (Chanting)
05:34 (Music)
05:37 [BLANK_AUDIO]