Cuddly Toys | movie | 2021 | Official Trailer - video Dailymotion

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Transcript

00:00 One million Muslims, oh sorry, one million Uighur Muslims are being held in concentration

00:15 camps in China for thought crimes.

00:18 There are children being taken away from their parents and put in cages at the Mexican-American

00:24 border.

00:25 And the people of Yemen are facing starvation.

00:30 But that's not what this film is about.

00:33 We're here to tell you about how hard our lives are being teenage girls.

00:38 We're going to Ramallah!

00:41 You can do really bad things.

00:44 We're so into a state of no respect.

00:49 You may be wondering why we're not talking about the deforestation of the Amazon.

00:57 Well, we've never left our hometown.

01:00 What we do know about is our friend Lydia.

01:03 A boy had sex with her and gave her a disease.

01:08 They now call her Lydia Chlamydia.

01:12 That's not right!

01:14 So we're taking a stand.

01:16 Guys, I really don't feel good.

01:20 You're like Peter Fonda.

01:23 You're a little boy.

01:25 I'm not.

01:26 I'm a little boy.

01:28 Drop it in his hand.

01:31 You should not.

01:33 With a rubber band.

01:34 Caged animals.

01:35 It was violent.

01:36 I'm Cinda McIlvena.

01:38 I'm Brisa Monique.

01:39 And I'm telling you to see Cuddly Toys.

01:41 Cuddly Toys.

01:42 C-U-D-D-L-Y-T-O-Y-S.

01:55 Cuddly Toys.

01:57 Parents, beware.

02:01 Lock up your daughters.

02:03 [music]

02:09 Cuddly Toys. Getting cancelled at a theatre near you.

02:14 [BLANK_AUDIO]