The Small One

Fun Forever

11/11/2023

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10:30 >> Halt! State your business, boy.

10:34 >> I've come to sell my donkey, sir.

10:39 >> Hmm.

10:40 >> I...

10:43 I know of a man who is in need of just such an animal.

10:50 Third shop inside these gates.

10:52 >> Oh, thank you, sir.

10:57 >> [LAUGH]

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11:15 >> Now, don't be nervous.

11:18 And try and keep them straight, small one.

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11:32 >> Hello?

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11:38 >> Hello?

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12:01 >> Yes?

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12:09 >> You have a donkey to sell?

12:13 >> His... his name is Small One.

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12:26 >> One piece of silver.

12:28 >> Will you take good care of him?

12:30 >> I only want his hide, boy.

12:32 I'm the tanner.

12:35 >> The tanner?

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12:42 >> You want to make leather out of him?

12:44 >> One piece of silver.

12:46 >> No, I won't sell him.

12:47 I won't.

12:49 No, no.

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13:10 >> I'm sorry, Small One.

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13:39 [COUGH]

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14:00 >> Clank, clank, clank, clank, get the money to the bank.

14:03 No legal stories you can trust.

14:05 We never, ever fail when we go to make a sale.

14:10 We work a little harder if we must.

14:13 Get out of here.

14:16 >> Small One, Small One, Small One for sale.

14:25 One piece of silver.

14:29 Small One for sale.

14:36 >> Please, sir, would you like to buy my donkey?

14:39 >> No, no, little boy, I will not buy.

14:42 That's a sorry bag of bones, I fear.

14:45 I have buyers by the dozens, and their mothers and their cousins.

14:48 Now take the beast and go away from here.

14:51 >> Oh, clank, clank, clank, clank, get the money to the bank.

14:56 No legal stories you can trust.

14:58 We never, ever fail when we go to make a sale.

15:02 We work a little harder if we must.

15:06 Get out of here.

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15:11 >> Small One, Small One, Small One for sale.

15:19 One piece of silver.

15:23 Small One for sale.

15:28 >> Excuse me, would you like to buy my donkey?

15:33 >> No, no, little boy, I will not buy.

15:36 What a scrawny, undernourished little beast.

15:39 You will surely realize, since my wife's a healthy size,

15:42 I think I'd better buy a horse at least.

15:45 >> A horse?

15:46 >> Whoa, clank, clank, clank, clank, get the money to the bank.

15:51 No legal stories you can trust.

15:53 We never, ever fail when we go to make a sale.

15:58 We work a little harder if we must.

16:02 >> Yeah.

16:05 >> Doesn't anybody need a donkey?

16:07 >> Come, come, little boy, take our advice.

16:10 You will never, ever find a buyer here.

16:13 >> Three blocks straight ahead.

16:14 >> Three blocks, he said.

16:16 >> You will find a jolly auctioneer.

16:19 >> You will find a jolly auctioneer.

16:31 >> An auctioneer?

16:33 >> Yes.

16:34 Now go away.

16:37 Whoa.

16:39 >> Clank, clank, clank, get the money to the bank.

17:00 >> Small one, I'm sure we'll find a home for you here.

17:05 We've got to fix you up.

17:07 >> I'll try and keep it straight.

17:09 >> Only 50 pieces of silver.

17:12 Are you all blind?

17:13 This is a magnificent animal.

17:16 Gentlemen, how can you pass up a bargain like this?

17:20 I need 55.

17:21 I must have 55.

17:23 I won't let this gorgeous creature go for less than 55.

17:28 >> 55.

17:29 >> 55 is the bid.

17:31 Thank you, my friend.

17:33 Now, could I hear 60?

17:36 60 would be music to my ears.

17:39 >> 60.

17:41 >> 60 pieces of silver.

17:43 Do I hear more?

17:45 Very well, then.

17:46 60 once, 60 twice.

17:49 Sold to that lucky buyer over there for 60 pieces of silver.

18:00 Now, gentlemen, this next animal will truly amaze you.

18:06 A fine steed of great breeding.

18:09 So rare, so -- what?

18:13 Hey, what -- you, you there, boy.

18:16 Get off there.

18:17 I have no time for this.

18:19 Go away, boy, go away.

18:21 >> But please, sir, this donkey's for sale.

18:24 >> This is a horse market, boy.

18:27 I haven't time to waste on a scrawny donkey.

18:31 >> He's not scrawny.

18:33 He's a strong donkey.

18:35 He's gentle and kind and good enough to be in a king's stable.

18:40 >> A king's stable, did you say?

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18:46 Did you hear that, gentlemen?

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18:50 It seems we have the prince of donkeys with us today.

18:54 The prince -- the prince --

18:57 [ Laughter ]

18:59 Yes.

19:00 Take note of this well-muscled animal.

19:03 The alert stance and deep heart.

19:06 Come, gentlemen.

19:08 Do not hesitate.

19:11 Who will start the beating at 1,000 pieces of silver?

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19:21 But look closely, my friends, and you will observe the sleekest of hides and the tail.

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19:32 This is a tail.

19:34 >> Stop it.

19:36 I call this tail.

19:38 >> I assure you, gentlemen, he is as strong as a bull.

19:43 >> Get off him.

19:44 >> Get up, get up.

19:46 Move, move.

19:48 >> Get off him.

19:49 >> Oh, what a donkey.

19:52 The king's donkey.

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20:08 Get that miserable beast out of here.

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20:29 >> Now, gentlemen, now that we have had our fun and disposed of the king's donkey,

20:36 I wish to direct your attention to a truly amazing animal.

20:42 All beware of this creature.

20:50 >> I'm sorry, small one.

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22:37 >> Tell me, son, are you the owner of this small donkey?

22:44 I need a gentle donkey to carry my wife to Bethlehem.

22:49 Is he for sale?

22:56 >> Yes, sir.

22:58 >> What do you call him?

23:01 >> Small one.

23:03 >> Small one?

23:05 Well, he looks strong enough.

23:08 >> And kind.

23:13 >> I can only offer you one silver coin.

23:16 I know that's very little.

23:18 >> No, that's fine.

23:20 I just want small one to have a good home.

23:24 >> Well, my son, he will have.

23:29 Oh, there.

23:33 >> I'll take good care of him.

23:37 >> Goodbye, small one.

23:40 Be strong and sure of foot and follow your new master.

23:48 >> Come along, small one.

23:50 Come along.

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23:59 >> Goodbye.

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