To Bee or Not To Bee (ENGLISH!)

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00:00 ( music playing )

00:03 ( music playing )

00:06 ( music playing )

00:09 They're everywhere!

00:11 All around us!

00:13 It's horribible!

00:15 We're outnumbered ten gazillion to one!

00:18 Christopher Robin, what's going on?

00:21 It sounds like a war in there.

00:23 Uh-oh, it's Mom.

00:25 When I get up there, young man,

00:27 you'd better have a good story.

00:29 Oh, no.

00:31 How am I going to explain this mess?

00:33 Perhaps if you tell her what happened to us out there,

00:37 she won't mind so much what happened to you in here.

00:41 Of course.

00:43 She'll shake her head very sadly and say,

00:46 "Oh, Christopher Robin, your poor, poor friends.

00:50 "A little mess like this is nothing

00:53 "next to what they went through."

00:55 I don't know if it'll work.

00:57 Sure it will.

00:59 I'll give you every gruesome-ish detail.

01:02 I think I can tell the story better, thank you very much.

01:06 Storytelling is what tiggers do best.

01:09 I'll tell him.

01:11 Um, since the story did begin with Pooh,

01:14 perhaps Pooh should begin.

01:16 I would be pleased to.

01:18 ( clears throat )

01:19 It all began, you see,

01:22 as I was settling down to a nice after-breakfast

01:26 before lunch and nowhere near dinner,

01:28 smackerel of honey,

01:31 when suddenly I began to suspect

01:34 I had a visitor.

01:37 And a rather hungry visitor at that.

01:44 ( squeaks, laughs )

01:49 Excuse me.

01:51 "No bother," I said,

01:53 and I began to think.

01:55 ( snoring )

01:57 Perhaps I had better be more clever

02:03 about how I eat my honey from now on.

02:06 But I'm afraid the bee was a bit more clever than me.

02:11 Oh, bother.

02:13 Oh, bother.

02:18 It seemed the bee was leaving me out of house and home.

02:23 ( squeaks )

02:25 Not to mention honey.

02:28 And then I had a thought.

02:30 I thought perhaps if I eat out of house and home,

02:34 maybe the bee won't bother me.

02:37 And then is when Pooh came to my house.

02:41 And I brought my honey with me.

02:44 The bee could never possibly find me here.

02:49 Unless I left the door open.

02:52 Oh, bother.

02:55 My house.

03:16 There. I did it.

03:19 Yes, Pooh, you certainly did.

03:22 What happened next?

03:24 We needed to find a home which the bee had not yet found.

03:30 Take that! And this! And this and that!

03:33 Say, buddy bear, seen any bouncy, beady-eyed bees go buzzin' by?

03:41 But Tigger's home was not that home.

03:44 So what did you do then?

03:46 We decided to try my house.

03:49 But I certainly didn't want them there making my home unlivable

03:56 just because of some silly little bee.

03:59 Oh, my.

04:06 My home! My beautiful--

04:08 ( laughs )

04:10 Hmm, house?

04:12 Gash.

04:13 And it was then that I decided

04:15 there's only one way to get rid of that nasty little pest.

04:19 We're going to war.

04:22 Gash! War!

04:24 War?

04:26 War?

04:28 War.

04:30 War!

04:31 We are happy, peaceful creatures

04:34 who've always led happy, peaceful lives.

04:37 And no pipsqueak bee is going to change that.

04:41 Perhaps if we asked very nicely,

04:44 might you not bother us so much, if you please, little bee?

04:48 No, boo boy.

04:50 I know how stripedy critters think,

04:52 and I wouldn't trust them with the time of day.

04:55 Say, what time is it anyway?

04:58 Half past a full moon.

05:01 Phew, time flies when you're going to war.

05:05 Ah, better get to work on my secret weapon.

05:08 Oh, what secret weapon, Gopher?

05:11 I can't tell. It's a secret.

05:15 Now, let's get ready for that bee.

05:18 There were plans to be planned, maps to be mapped.

05:23 Charts to be charted, forts to be fortified.

05:27 Bees to be beat.

05:30 Let no one by unless they give the password.

05:34 Excuse me, rabbit, but what is the password?

05:37 Ha, you think I'm that easily tricked?

05:40 There is no password.

05:43 My first task was teaching the troops to know their enemy.

05:47 And what is this, Tigger?

05:50 A horsey having a picnic in the mud on a Thursday afternoon.

05:54 No, no, no, no, no. It's a bee.

05:57 And what is a bee, Piglet?

05:59 A very small creature with wings which likes honey.

06:02 No, the enemy. A bee is the enemy.

06:06 And what do we do if we see a bee, Pooh?

06:09 We say, "Why, look, there's a bee."

06:12 No, no, no. We sound the alarm. Sound the alarm.

06:17 Oh, and he seems to have brought along some friends.

06:20 We will not be outdone by a few silly... bees.

06:28 This was it, my moment to remain calm and take charge.

06:32 Bees! Thousands of them!

06:34 There was only supposed to be one. Only one.

06:38 Like a good general, I ordered my troops to their posts.

06:42 Bees! Millions of bees! Run for your life!

06:47 Remember, troops, it's more than Pooh's honey we're defending.

06:58 It's our very way of life.

07:01 Don't shoot till you see the yellow on her belly.

07:04 Who bother?

07:13 Yes, sir. This baby's gonna give that bee a thing or two to think about.

07:20 (bees buzzing)

07:22 Are you all right, Peglet?

07:46 Speak to me. Say a few syllabibles.

07:50 Oh, de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de.

07:52 I had to ask.

07:54 Almost done now.

07:57 I was keeping track of our front lines and planning the strategies for new victories.

08:03 Private Pooh has retreated to the left bunker.

08:06 To the left? Right.

08:08 To the right.

08:10 To the left is right.

08:11 Well, if the left is right, who's left?

08:13 Pooh's left back at the right of the front.

08:16 The back of the front or the right of the left?

08:19 Ping me!

08:23 One secret weapon coming up.

08:26 Now we're gonna see some real action.

08:30 The enemy was closing in.

08:32 These were the final moments.

08:35 The weight of command was on my shoulders.

08:38 The fate of the world was in my hands.

08:41 It was the greatest test of my leadership abilities.

08:45 Faster! They're coming!

08:47 Hurry! Please, hurry!

08:52 Ready, aim, fire!

08:55 Is it true, as I've heard, that what goes up really must come down?

09:08 My leadership instincts told me the time had come to retreat!

09:14 Then what happened?

09:21 That's when I knew there was no choice.

09:25 We were forced to surrender.

09:29 And the bees, you see, had the same idea.

09:35 You both surrendered?

09:37 It seemed to be the friendly thing to do.

09:41 And we decided that since together we had made the mess,

09:45 together we should clean it up.

09:47 Christopher Robin, I'm coming up there,

09:50 and I'd better not find that room in a mess.

09:53 It's not, Mom.

09:55 Tell him what happened next, Pooh.

09:58 Then, with everyone so happy that the war was over,

10:02 I suggested we celebrate.

10:04 Perhaps with a small smackerel of honey?

10:08 Here we go again.

10:14 To your battle stations!

10:18 Oh, dear.

10:23 Oh, bother.

10:26 Christopher Robin!

10:29 [♪♪♪]

10:32 (playful music)

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