What's the Score, Pooh

Try The Fun

11/11/2023

Transcript

00:00 ( music playing )

00:03 - Foul ball! - No, Shabby!

00:16 - Oops! - There it goes!

00:18 Don't let it get away!

00:20 Oh, dear!

00:22 ( music playing )

00:25 We're stuck!

00:35 Hmm, a sneaky little guy, isn't he?

00:38 Are we having a time out?

00:41 Come on, you per-snickety little spear!

00:44 Come to papa!

00:46 Head it off!

00:49 Hey, Mabot, I can't wait around all day.

00:52 I got things to thingy, places to replace, and--

00:56 ( screams )

00:58 - There it goes! Catch it! - Pass it.

01:07 I get the feeling it's time to move.

01:15 Well, there's no use complaining.

01:18 Not that I ever do.

01:20 Oh, dear.

01:22 Feet together, left arm straight, head down.

01:26 Well played, Piglet. A nice shot.

01:31 Was that a goal, Pooh?

01:33 Yeah, Pooh boy. You're the referee.

01:36 You decide all the important stuff.

01:39 Oh, well, I think it was as close to being a goal as it could be

01:44 without being close at all.

01:46 Thank you, Pooh.

01:48 There goes the ball!

01:50 No ball's gonna get a bounce on me.

01:53 Now I gotcha, you ornery little orb.

01:57 Hurry, Tigger, it's getting away.

02:01 Don't worry, Rabbit. I got it on the run.

02:04 - Why, hello, ball. - We got it cornered.

02:09 Oh, my goodness.

02:11 I think it would be safer if you left.

02:16 This certainly seems like a good place for my house.

02:20 But then again, it never hurts to keep looking.

02:25 Why did you do that, Pooh Bear?

02:27 Don't you know what it means to be the referee?

02:30 Of course I do, Rabbit. It means I'm on the ball's side.

02:35 I'm glad you're on its side, Pooh.

02:37 No, no, no, no. The ball doesn't have Pooh on its side.

02:42 How do you know, Bunny Boy? They look pretty friendly to me.

02:45 I know because I wrote the rules.

02:48 Oh, yeah? So what do the rules say, Long Ears?

02:52 Oh, yes, the rules.

02:54 Well, the rules say...

02:56 Well...

02:58 Get that ball!

03:00 Dagnabbit! The trouble with all this fun and game stuff

03:04 is that it takes too long.

03:06 I got things to do.

03:08 Now, where'd I put that blasted first?

03:12 ( screaming )

03:14 One little swipe and the game's over.

03:20 Wait, stop. Don't hit it.

03:23 Where's Gopher?

03:25 The rules say you can't score unless the goalie is here.

03:28 What do we do now, Pooh?

03:30 Perhaps a time out for a small smackerel?

03:35 Exactly, Pooh. A time out.

03:38 But not for smackereling.

03:40 We must have a team meeting.

03:43 But haven't we met each other already?

03:46 Oh, my.

03:48 Order, order.

03:50 I call this team meeting to order.

03:53 There. Now we're all here.

03:56 Where's Gopher? We can't start the meeting without him.

04:03 Jump in, crydaddies.

04:06 How's it going?

04:08 Supposed to get any work done with all this playing going on.

04:11 But, Gopher, we can't play without you.

04:14 I've had enough fun and relaxation.

04:17 I got a whole system of subterranean shortcuts to build.

04:21 But the rules say we can't finish the game without a goalie.

04:25 I have to work, play.

04:27 Work, play. Work!

04:29 Pooh, you're the referee.

04:31 What do you think we should do?

04:33 Yeah, you tell him, buddy bear.

04:35 Yes, Pooh. Should we play or work?

04:39 Mmm... yes.

04:43 Yes?

04:45 By dingy, that makes sense to me.

04:48 Right. We'll do both.

04:50 All right, Gopher, we'll help you work, and I'll help you play.

04:55 My first shortcut wasn't short enough.

05:00 Now I'm going to have to cut another shortcut around it.

05:03 Well, whatever we do, let's do it, so we can get back to the game.

05:07 Going to need some rocks for a retaining wall.

05:11 Safety first, you know.

05:14 Perhaps we could use this, Gopher?

05:16 Nope, nope, not that one, no, sorry.

05:19 That's my pride and joy.

05:22 Best boulder I ever built.

05:24 I'm saving it for something special.

05:27 Well, maybe one of these would do.

05:30 Oh, bother.

05:33 Go for the hill!

05:36 Gangway!

05:38 Retreat!

05:40 I think we lost it.

05:55 I think it found us.

05:57 Follow me!

06:06 Hmm, not bad for an over-thrived marble.

06:16 Now this is what I call a shortcut.

06:19 Then that takes care of the working, and now we can get back to the game.

06:24 All the modern conveniences.

06:27 Impressive, yet tasteful.

06:30 But not too sturdy.

06:39 Heads up, Piglet! I got it, I got it!

06:44 Hey, little Piglet, where's the ball?

06:52 I didn't get it.

06:54 Here we go again.

06:56 Nothing but a waste of time.

06:59 Hey, what's all the ruckus about?

07:03 Hey, watch it, you dead-blasted ball.

07:09 Ball?

07:11 I got the ball.

07:13 All right, you lollygaggers.

07:16 Now you're gonna see some real Gopher-golian.

07:21 (BALL ROLLING)

07:23 Oh, dear, it took the ball.

07:34 (WHISTLING)

07:36 The rules, the rules! It's against the rules!

07:40 If we don't get that ball back, we'll never stop playing.

07:45 And we'll never get back to work.

07:48 And we'll run out of time-outs.

07:50 After that ball!

07:52 What should we do now?

08:10 There's only one thing to do.

08:12 We'll call a team meeting and decide what to do.

08:16 The rules clearly state that the game's not over until the game is finished.

08:22 And we can't finish without a ball.

08:25 Gopher, it's your boulder. You tell us where it took the ball.

08:29 Matter of fact, I can.

08:31 Taking into account velocity, gravity and the hypotenuse of any right triangle,

08:36 I'd calculate it's gonna come to a stop right about there.

08:40 Come in.

08:45 Oh, no! My vegetables!

08:48 (CHUCKLING)

08:50 Of course, after it passes through your garden.

08:54 So when will it get to there?

08:56 Oh, in, uh, 35 seconds.

09:00 Then why don't we make there the goal?

09:05 Nice house in a quiet neighborhood.

09:09 What more could a donkey want?

09:12 Huh?

09:15 Yikes.

09:17 Well, Pooh?

09:22 Why, it's a goal.

09:26 Then according to the rules, the game is over.

09:29 Leave it to old Donkey Boy here to show up in the right place at the right time.

09:34 It's a talent we donkeys don't like to brag about.

09:38 Why, Eeyore, a stick has fallen from your home.

09:44 Oh, bother.

09:46 Oh, dear.

09:49 Eeyore, I'm very sorry.

09:58 Aren't I?

10:00 No need to be, Pooh.

10:02 It's all the house I ever needed.

10:05 Say, Long Ears, what was the score?

10:08 That's a very good question, Tigger.

10:11 What was the score, Pooh?

10:14 Score?

10:15 But a rabbit. Pooh can't count.

10:18 Then according to the rules, we have to play tomorrow to figure out today's score.

10:23 What'll we use for a ball?

10:25 Ah, don't worry. We'll find something.

10:30 Out then.

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