00:09 The Army's not the Army anymore. It's better than it's ever been before. The bugler blows, I can't get enough. At quarter after seven. But if you're tired, stay right there and sleep until eleven.
00:24 Ba-rum ba-da-da, ba-rum ba-da-da, ba-rum ba-da-da, ba-rum. Oh, the Army's not the Army anymore. The Army's not the Army anymore. It's better than it's ever been before.
00:42 You used to walk a mile for beans, but now they bring 'em to ya. And all the generals say hello as though they really knew ya.
00:50 [whistling]
00:53 Oh, the Army's not the Army anymore.
00:57 [music]
01:04 They've got a lot of hostesses, the gals are really cuties. And entertaining these co-eds is part of your regular duties.
01:11 Ba-rum ba-da-da, ba-rum ba-da-da, ba-rum ba-da-da, ba-rum. Oh, the Army's not the Army anymore.
01:19 [music]
01:38 Come on, General. I'm gonna be a flyer. You know, one of those guys that just, uh...
01:45 [tongue trilling]
01:50 I came from a family of aviators. My son, your boy, knew my cousin, the fucking old hippie.
01:56 Side hair, side hair.
01:58 Yes, sir.
01:59 [laughing]
02:02 Now, you know, you're gonna fly?
02:05 [laughing] Well, first you better pass your physical examination.
02:10 Oh, sure. That's a sledge.
02:13 Okay, buddy. Through that door.
02:16 [music]
02:22 Left, left, left, right, left, left.
02:26 Company, halt!
02:28 [music]
02:31 Everybody home?
02:33 What's his name?
02:35 I don't know. Take his pulse.
02:37 [music]
02:48 Hmm, nothing here.
02:51 [music]
02:53 Open your mouth.
02:55 [music]
02:57 Now say, "Ah."
03:00 [music]
03:05 What kind of one?
03:06 [music]
03:08 Glad to be.
03:10 What color is this red car?
03:12 Ah, ah, red.
03:17 And this green one?
03:20 Ah, ah, blue.
03:25 Blue? That's close enough.
03:27 Can you hear this?
03:29 [music]
03:44 Head size?
03:45 Nine three quarters.
03:49 Chest?
03:50 Fourteen and a half.
03:53 Sleeve length?
03:54 Nine three quarters.
04:19 Okay, soldier.
04:28 I'd like to feel more, Daniel.
04:30 I'd like to march, march, march, march, march.
