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The Office: Superfan Episodes | show | 2021 | Official Clip
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11/10/2023
The original office with new bonus footage that was cut for run time on tv originally. | dHNfMVJmOS1FajJ4UHc
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00:00
[keyboard clicking]
00:02
[cat meows]
00:04
[cat meows]
00:08
[sigh]
00:10
[computer beeps]
00:15
[computer beeps]
00:19
[computer beeps]
00:26
[computer beeps]
00:30
Who is this?
00:35
[computer beeps]
00:38
[computer beeps]
00:42
In the original Matrix movie, seeing the same cat twice was a glitch in the system.
00:48
It was proof that the Matrix was real.
00:50
Training the cat was both easier and more boring than I thought it would be.
00:54
It basically involved putting down little piles of treats.
00:58
The cat barely cared that it had to run through the ceiling.
01:02
Why didn't we just get two black cats?
01:05
Okay.
01:08
Turns out, Glenn in the warehouse has a twin brother that Dwight doesn't know about.
01:12
Ben.
01:14
So we threw them in too.
01:18
This just came for you.
01:22
[phone rings]
01:24
Hello?
01:36
Meet me in the warehouse. But watch out for the men in reception.
01:40
There's no men, it was...
01:42
Meet me in the warehouse.
01:49
[footsteps]
01:51
Hank?
01:59
That is the name I allowed you to know me by while I watched over you, waiting for the time to approach.
02:09
That time has come.
02:11
And now, you may know my real name.
02:14
Dorpheus.
02:16
Dorpheus?
02:17
I'm Orpheus's brother.
02:19
But the Matrix isn't real.
02:27
It's a trilogy of flawless, life-changing films and an online game.
02:33
The first Matrix movie was a program written by my team to prepare people for the truth.
02:39
But then the machines countered with their own program to make it seem as if a peace was achieved.
02:44
So... there is no peace?
02:47
There is not.
02:49
Oh, that is terrible news.
02:51
Dwight, we need your help. I would like you to join my underground army and help us wage war for the freedom of all humankind.
03:00
Hank is good on his feet.
03:02
Right? I told you he'd nail it.
03:04
If you take the blue pill, you will stay in the Matrix.
03:11
You will remember none of this. Life will go on as it is for you.
03:16
If you take the red pill, I will open your eyes and you will see just how deep the rabbit hole goes.
03:26
I'll take the blue pill.
03:31
Dwight, now the blue will keep you in the program. The red's the cool one.
03:37
I understand. I'd like the blue pill, please.
03:39
Well, maybe I didn't explain myself clearly if you...
03:41
No, Dorothy, you were very clear. It's just...
03:43
God, you know, I really appreciate the work that you and your brother are doing.
03:48
"Appreciate" is too small a word, but the timing is terrible right now.
03:52
They just promoted me to manager, plus I own this building, I run a very substantial farm,
03:57
and I'm getting married soon to a woman I love.
04:01
And, okay, yeah, maybe that love is just zeros and ones, but...
04:05
I don't want to lose it.
04:07
No one hates machines more than me.
04:10
But I'm happy.
04:14
I'm truly happy.
04:16
Aww.
04:18
Are you kidding me? I hired 30 people.
04:21
If the blue pill's not safe to swallow, someone should tell us now.
04:26
Who are you talking to?
04:33
Dio?
04:35
Drinity?
04:37
[no audio]
04:41
[music]
04:45
[phone ringing]
04:47
[no audio]
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