The Office: Superfan Episodes | show | 2021 | Official Clip - video Dailymotion

JustWatch

The original office with new bonus footage that was cut for run time on tv originally. | dHNfMVJmOS1FajJ4UHc

Transcript

00:00 [keyboard clicking]

00:02 [cat meows]

00:04 [cat meows]

00:08 [sigh]

00:10 [computer beeps]

00:15 [computer beeps]

00:19 [computer beeps]

00:26 [computer beeps]

00:30 Who is this?

00:35 [computer beeps]

00:38 [computer beeps]

00:42 In the original Matrix movie, seeing the same cat twice was a glitch in the system.

00:48 It was proof that the Matrix was real.

00:50 Training the cat was both easier and more boring than I thought it would be.

00:54 It basically involved putting down little piles of treats.

00:58 The cat barely cared that it had to run through the ceiling.

01:02 Why didn't we just get two black cats?

01:05 Okay.

01:08 Turns out, Glenn in the warehouse has a twin brother that Dwight doesn't know about.

01:12 Ben.

01:14 So we threw them in too.

01:18 This just came for you.

01:22 [phone rings]

01:24 Hello?

01:36 Meet me in the warehouse. But watch out for the men in reception.

01:40 There's no men, it was...

01:42 Meet me in the warehouse.

01:49 [footsteps]

01:51 Hank?

01:59 That is the name I allowed you to know me by while I watched over you, waiting for the time to approach.

02:09 That time has come.

02:11 And now, you may know my real name.

02:14 Dorpheus.

02:16 Dorpheus?

02:17 I'm Orpheus's brother.

02:19 But the Matrix isn't real.

02:27 It's a trilogy of flawless, life-changing films and an online game.

02:33 The first Matrix movie was a program written by my team to prepare people for the truth.

02:39 But then the machines countered with their own program to make it seem as if a peace was achieved.

02:44 So... there is no peace?

02:47 There is not.

02:49 Oh, that is terrible news.

02:51 Dwight, we need your help. I would like you to join my underground army and help us wage war for the freedom of all humankind.

03:00 Hank is good on his feet.

03:02 Right? I told you he'd nail it.

03:04 If you take the blue pill, you will stay in the Matrix.

03:11 You will remember none of this. Life will go on as it is for you.

03:16 If you take the red pill, I will open your eyes and you will see just how deep the rabbit hole goes.

03:26 I'll take the blue pill.

03:31 Dwight, now the blue will keep you in the program. The red's the cool one.

03:37 I understand. I'd like the blue pill, please.

03:39 Well, maybe I didn't explain myself clearly if you...

03:41 No, Dorothy, you were very clear. It's just...

03:43 God, you know, I really appreciate the work that you and your brother are doing.

03:48 "Appreciate" is too small a word, but the timing is terrible right now.

03:52 They just promoted me to manager, plus I own this building, I run a very substantial farm,

03:57 and I'm getting married soon to a woman I love.

04:01 And, okay, yeah, maybe that love is just zeros and ones, but...

04:05 I don't want to lose it.

04:07 No one hates machines more than me.

04:10 But I'm happy.

04:14 I'm truly happy.

04:16 Aww.

04:18 Are you kidding me? I hired 30 people.

04:21 If the blue pill's not safe to swallow, someone should tell us now.

04:26 Who are you talking to?

04:33 Dio?

04:35 Drinity?

04:37 [no audio]

04:41 [music]

04:45 [phone ringing]

04:47 [no audio]

The Office: Superfan Episodes | show | 2021 | Official Clip

Category

Transcript

Recommended