Matt Rife Natural Selection Trailer

Matt Rife Natural Selection Trailer - official trailer HD

Transcript

00:00 (upbeat music)

00:03 - We're doing Netflix, baby.

00:05 - Ladies, this crystal shit is getting out of control.

00:08 Put the fucking pebbles down.

00:11 - Testing the waters, just seeing if y'all are still fun.

00:15 Just wanted to see, just wanted to see.

00:17 - On the internet, people can say anything they want.

00:23 All I said in defense of myself was, well.

00:28 (gasping)

00:30 - How could he say something like that?

00:33 Cancel Matt Rife.

00:35 - Masturbating clowns.

00:37 - Told y'all monsters were real.

00:38 - Throat goat yoga class.

00:40 - I love old people so much.

00:42 - The more an old person is shaped like a candy cane.

00:45 - Oh, dude.

00:47 I love a motherfucker who just, ah.

00:49 (upbeat music)

00:53 (dramatic music)

00:56 (whooshing)

00:58 (dramatic music)

01:01 (dramatic music)

01:04 [BLANK_AUDIO]