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00:00 (Music)

00:22 Alright Donald, you ready to learn how to drive today?

00:26 Yeah, sure!

00:28 Don't call me sir, you can call me Raymond. That's my name.

00:31 Oh, okay Raymond. Thank you very much for this opportunity to learn how to drive.

00:38 You know, so yeah.

00:40 Alright, so how about you hop in the car and we get started?

00:44 Okay!

00:45 What are you doing?!

00:48 Oh, I'm sorry! I didn't mean to!

00:50 You just fucking wrecked my car, man!

00:53 Oh, did I?

00:55 Yeah, now we gotta fucking take it to the shop. Awesome.

00:59 Oh, wow. I'm sorry.

01:01 Yeah, yeah, alright. It's fine, man. It's a rookie mistake. I get it.

01:06 Just, uh, why don't you just pull up to, uh, take a left right here.

01:10 Okay!

01:12 Alright, you got your signal? Okay.

01:15 I just wanna say sorry, man. I didn't mean to break your car.

01:19 It's alright, it's alright. Alright Donald, get in the car, man.

01:23 Okay!

01:24 So now, what's the first thing you do once you get into the car?

01:28 Oh, uh, drive?

01:32 Do I, uh, drive it?

01:34 No, you don't drive it.

01:36 What's the first thing you do when you get in the car?

01:39 Drive it!

01:40 No, put your seatbelt on. That is the first thing you do.

01:44 Okay? Safety first, Donald. Don't forget that.

01:48 Whatever, whatever.

01:50 Alright Donald, now I want you to take a right turn right here.

01:53 Okay! I want to go right now!

01:55 Look both ways.

01:57 Okay, okay, okay.

01:59 Alright, go ahead.

02:00 Okay!

02:01 You just cut that guy off, man!

02:04 What do you mean?

02:06 You cut him off. You took his right of way.

02:08 Alright Donald, this is a red light. You wanna stop.

02:11 Stop! Hit the brake! Hit the brake!

02:13 You idiot!

02:15 Alright, go, go, go, go, go, go.

02:17 Okay, okay, I'm going! I'm going!

02:20 I'm going, man!

02:21 Alright, you're doing well. You're doing-

02:23 Okay, you just- you should go a little faster, Donald.

02:26 This is pretty slow. You gotta go fa-

02:28 Hit the gas!

02:30 Go a little faster!

02:31 Oh, okay. Here we go!

02:33 Aaaaaah!

02:35 No, no, no! Slow down!

02:37 No, I can't go on! What do I do?

02:39 Aaaaaah!

02:41 Are you fucking stupid?

02:43 Are you stupid, Donald?

02:45 Are you retarded?

02:46 No, I am!

02:47 Alright, Donald, we're gonna try a U-turn right now on this next light.

02:51 So, you gotta do a U-turn. You know what that is?

02:54 Yeah! I'm gonna do a U!

02:56 Okay, I want you to take your left lane.

02:58 Okay, okay!

03:00 Alright, now, once this light turns green, and it's your right of way to go,

03:05 I want you to, um, do a U-turn.

03:07 You're just gonna do a U, okay?

03:09 So, a U. You know?

03:12 Yeah, yeah, I know how to do it!

03:14 Alright, go! It's your turn!

03:17 Okay.

03:18 Okay! I'm doing it! I'm doing it!

03:21 No, a U! I- no! Turn! You're-

03:24 Aaaaaah!

03:25 No! No! NOOOOOO!

03:26 Donald, stop being an idiot.

03:29 What are you doing, Donald? What are you doing?

03:31 Aaaaaah! Don't do it!

03:33 FUUUCK! No! That was a person!

03:35 Oh my god! Oh my god, is he okay?

03:39 Oh my god! I killed him! No! Oh, he's alright!

03:42 Oh, but he wants to fight you!

03:44 Oh shit!

03:45 Aaaaah!

03:46 What the fuck was that?!

03:47 Aaaaaah!

03:50 How are you running so fast?

03:52 I don't know!

03:53 Alright, you're gonna have to, uh, face this guy.

03:56 Like a real duck.

03:58 Okay, Donald, I know you don't want to hit this guy, but you might have to.

04:01 Alright, he's not leaving you alone, so you're gonna have to hit him, man.

04:04 Okay, I'm ready! I'm ready!

04:06 Aaaaaah! Yeah!

04:09 Oh shit!

04:10 Aaaaah! What the fuck?!

04:12 Aaaaaaah!

04:16 Alright, stop running around! Stop running around!

04:18 He's gonna hit you! He's gonna hit you if you don't hit him back.

04:20 You have to kill him.

04:22 Great!

04:24 Come on, Donald, you gotta learn self-defense. This is a good lesson.

04:27 Ow! The fuck? Ow!

04:29 Oh yeah!

04:30 Holy shit!

04:32 What?!

04:33 Run, Donald! Gangsters!

04:35 Oh my... Aaaaaah!

04:41 Okay, Donald, we're gonna teach you how to fly.

04:44 Fly?

04:45 Yeah, you're a duck. You can fly.

04:47 Yeah, okay, okay.

04:49 Alright, so let's get up in the air.

04:51 Okay!

04:52 Alright, we're in the sky now, Donald.

04:54 Alright, you know how to fly, right, Donald?

04:56 Yeah!

04:57 Okay, I hope you know. I hope you're rea-- Okay.

05:00 Okay, alright, you're pretty good at this.

05:02 I'm not gonna lie, this is pretty easy for you.

05:05 Alright, Donald, what you wanna do is, um, find the nearest lake or, uh, water around you.

05:13 Oh, there's water right there!

05:15 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, not that water, not that water!

05:18 Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah!

05:20 Ah, I can't make it out!

05:22 Aaaaaah!

05:23 Fucking idiot!

05:25 Oh my god, I didn't mean a puddle!

05:28 Alright, Donald, we're gonna teach you how to socialize with people, okay?

05:32 'Cause you're not very good at this. Okay.

05:34 Yes, I am!

05:36 Alright, well, prove it to me. Say hello to these guys.

05:38 Hey, what's up?

05:40 You see what I said? I told you you were bad at socializing.

05:46 No, I'm not!

05:48 Watch.

05:49 Hey, bud, what's up?

05:51 What the fuck, bitch? What the fuck?

05:56 Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah! Fuck you!

05:59 Donald, you can't just go around killing people 'cause they don't say hi to you.

06:03 Oh, I can't?

06:06 Yeah, you'll go to jail for that.

06:08 Oh, okay.

06:09 Alright, Donald, this should be pretty easy for you.

06:12 I want you to walk up these stairs.

06:15 Okay.

06:17 Uh, uh, bup, bup, bup, bup, bup!

06:21 You fucking idiot!

06:23 Ow!

06:24 Dumbass.

06:25 Alright, the second flight of stairs is kinda bigger than the first one,

06:30 so you got to, uh, really focus on this one, alright?

06:33 Okay, let's go!

06:35 Bup, bup, bup, bup, bup, bup, bup, bup, bup, bup, bup, bup, bup, bup, bup!

06:39 Oh, my God.

06:41 Alright, how about you go down the stairs now, okay?

06:44 You wanna go down the stairs?

06:45 Okay!

06:47 Bup, bup, bup, bup, bup, bup, bup, bup, bup, bup, bup!

06:49 Are you kidding me?!

06:51 Okay, okay, I want you to go down these stairs now,

06:55 but this time I want you to not jump.

06:58 Don't, don't, don't feel like you need to jump to go down the stairs.

07:01 Just normally walk down the stairs.

07:04 Okay!

07:05 Ah!

07:07 Okay!

07:08 Alright, then!

07:09 At least we're on the floor now.

07:10 Alright, I want you to approach this woman and ask her out.

07:13 Okay!

07:15 What's up, baby?

07:17 What?

07:22 What did I do?

07:23 No!

07:24 Come back!

07:25 What are you doing?

07:27 What the fuck, bitch?!

07:28 What the fuck?!

07:29 Fucking bitch!

07:30 Fuck you!

07:32 Okay, Donald, I want you to shoot these plywoods.

07:35 These, uh, I want you to shoot the wood on this, uh, construction site.

07:39 Okay!

07:41 What are you doing?

07:43 What are you doing, Donald?

07:45 I'm shooting them!

07:46 No, no!

07:47 Oh, no!

07:48 You shot a cop!

07:50 You shot a cop!

07:52 What?

07:53 No, I didn't!

07:54 Yeah, you did!

07:55 See that police sign on the car?

07:57 That means he's a police officer.

07:59 Oh, my God, are you sure?

08:01 Yeah, I'm pretty sure!

08:02 Now you got cops on you!

08:03 Run!

08:04 Ah!

08:05 Ah!

08:06 Hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry!

08:08 Alright, you gotta take a left right here!

08:09 Okay!

08:10 Ah, ah, ah!

08:11 Jump over this wall if you can. Come on!

08:13 Ahh! What the fuck?

08:16 You're gonna get caught! Oh my god, oh my god.

08:18 What?

08:20 It's a dead end, man. It's a dead end! What do we do?

08:24 I don't know! Oh! I wanna fly! Yeah!

08:30 That's right, you know how to fly!

08:32 Yay!

08:34 Okay, so... how do we land?

08:37 What?

08:39 How do we land?

08:40 I don't know!

08:41 What do you mean you don't know?

08:43 I don't know!

08:45 Uh... uh... uh...

08:49 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Land in the water. Land in the water.

08:51 Okay! Whaaaaaaaa!

08:56 I said the water, man!

08:57 Okay! Whaaaaaaaa!

09:00 Alright. Alright. Get out of here, Donald.

09:02 Oh, it's still fresh there. It's fresh. Fresh. Look. It's fresh.

09:10 Okay, I understand. You're running out of breath, Donald. You don't know how to...

09:13 Oh my god. Donald, you gotta go up. Get some air.

09:16 Oh no. Don't play with the fishes, Donald.

09:18 Go up! Get up, Donald!

09:20 Okay! Okay!

09:22 Whaaaaaaaa!

09:29 [Music]

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