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00:00 "Is it shit?"
00:02 Yo! And welcome to "Is it shit?"
00:19 My name is Ralf.
00:21 And my name is Gareth.
00:22 And I'm Magnus.
00:23 Ralf, say it one more time.
00:25 Is it shit?
00:26 I've practiced this!
00:27 I've practiced, I've practiced.
00:29 "Is it shit?"
00:31 Who says that?
00:33 Today we're going to play "By Request" by...
00:39 Fans!
00:40 Yes, actually.
00:41 The one and only.
00:43 The two zero ladies.
00:45 Yes, it was two.
00:46 Yes, yes.
00:47 So we're going to play Quackshot.
00:49 It's this one.
00:50 For...
00:51 It's easy to see.
00:52 Sega.
00:53 We've practically never played that before.
00:55 I've never seen it.
00:56 No, so...
00:57 But Sega...
00:58 I remember the controls being shit.
01:01 Yes, yes.
01:02 We've tried that before.
01:04 We're playing...
01:05 Sega.
01:06 We are.
01:08 You forgot to say...
01:13 Sega!
01:14 Yes, FMV.
01:18 Cast.
01:19 Old cast.
01:21 Yes, exactly.
01:22 Is it a movie?
01:24 Huey, Dewey and Louie.
01:26 In the same shit you've seen over...
01:29 And over again.
01:31 Remember that one about rating a game based on graphics?
01:36 Yes.
01:37 Music?
01:38 A story?
01:39 General stuff.
01:41 Yes.
01:42 And you actually had a rating on each of them.
01:45 So it was the same for you.
01:47 Yes.
01:48 So Huey gives a shit if the music is good, just because it fits the game.
01:51 Yes, it was like...
01:52 Playability.
01:53 Yes.
01:54 Music.
01:55 10.
01:56 Go buy it.
01:57 Yes.
01:58 And then it's average on the other things, and then it's a 7 out of 10.
02:01 I'm such a...
02:03 I have to check.
02:05 Have you tried to make a Donald for Mario?
02:10 Maybe.
02:11 I hope so.
02:12 Because I saw a suction cup you use in the toilet.
02:14 I've never used one like that in the toilet, but...
02:16 Have you?
02:17 Yes.
02:18 We have one like that on the computer.
02:20 Yes, okay.
02:21 So we can put it on the head of the skull, that's pretty funny.
02:24 And then we see how much of the offspring is there, and how good the child is.
02:29 Yes.
02:30 Alright.
02:31 They're no kidding.
02:32 Hair zombie.
02:33 It's a team building.
02:36 Yes.
02:37 It's not that I don't know, everyone understands that.
02:40 Yes.
02:41 You have...
02:42 Yes, I understand.
02:43 You have 5 out of 5.
02:44 Temper.
02:45 Fuck!
02:46 I can't jump on it.
02:50 Okay, they're shooting tomatoes.
02:52 I thought, "Fuck!"
02:55 I couldn't die even once.
02:57 I was so tired after that.
02:59 That was a bit funky.
03:02 You got the life of eating grilled duck.
03:05 Was that what happened?
03:08 Yes, I got the life.
03:09 It came out of the black fat, and you got the life of eating it.
03:14 Oh, shit!
03:15 No, that's bad.
03:16 Oh, shit!
03:17 Oh, no!
03:18 You know...
03:19 What the hell?
03:21 There's a temper bar down there.
03:25 Was that what happened?
03:26 I got the life.
03:27 No!
03:28 What's he doing on the floor?
03:30 I don't know.
03:31 Maybe someone threw tomatoes at him.
03:33 I don't know.
03:34 Oh, I almost got a bit sad.
03:37 Is that the life?
03:38 Who's that?
03:39 Alice.
03:44 You're not coming anymore?
03:46 Yes.
03:48 I'm lost.
03:51 I don't have any tools to climb up here.
03:53 I'll tell you the inside secret.
03:56 This is how far I've played in Quackshot.
03:58 I won't get any further, because you won't find anything else.
04:01 You just walk, and then I ask, "But what if I press a button, and it flies, and you get sent to another place?"
04:08 That's the only thing.
04:10 That's how far I've come.
04:11 Now you've played everything I've said.
04:13 Do I have to jump up there?
04:15 Maybe I have to.
04:16 Maybe I have to go up there.
04:17 Maybe you have to stand by the flag.
04:19 I did.
04:20 There, now it's blinking.
04:22 Yes!
04:23 That's because I couldn't land on the other side.
04:27 Ralf and I work in the food industry in Kongste.
04:31 They've built a 4G-device there.
04:33 One of the employees is a friend of mine who works in the office.
04:37 His face is in the 4G-spreader.
04:41 He won't have any more kids.
04:44 No, don't say that.
04:46 Do you want to try?
04:47 Try Mexico.
04:49 Is it fun?
04:52 It's straight forward.
04:55 It's quiet.
04:57 If I was a kid today, I would have been the coolest.
05:02 Because it was a game.
05:04 Sega.
05:06 Yes, Sega.
05:09 I played the strongest bear in the world.
05:13 For Gameboy.
05:15 I tried to buy it because I played it a lot when I was a kid.
05:18 I guess it was fun because I was a kid and it was a game.
05:21 Take the grill.
05:23 You got to put the lion in.
05:24 Can I do that?
05:25 And release the baton.
05:27 There was a website in that baton.
05:30 It's cool with the Mega Drive controller.
05:35 And on the top there is a lever that goes through the card.
05:40 And the buttons are pushed from the underside of the card.
05:43 And it works because it's completely...
05:46 So you don't push the button down, you tilt it to the side.
05:50 It's like touching a mosquito.
05:52 Yes, you can't use that.
05:54 Damn!
05:55 And we play with...
05:57 Next.
05:58 That one works really well.
06:00 It's a websy board, it's not a bear.
06:02 Right.
06:04 Damn!
06:06 He couldn't get out of the air.
06:10 He's shooting everywhere.
06:14 It's a promo Donald Duck.
06:15 Oh my God, how much Donald I had.
06:17 Donald was the king.
06:19 I think I'm Donald on Sega.
06:22 I'm not convinced yet.
06:25 What is he doing now?
06:27 He's going to fly.
06:28 Is he shooting something?
06:29 No.
06:30 He's doing something with the DuckTurbo.
06:33 Did you get any better things from DuckTurbo?
06:35 Something something dark side.
06:37 I think it's Sylvain, so they still have the wider one from...
06:42 DuckTales?
06:43 DuckTales, yes.
06:44 It's a cool sign, but it's a bit...
06:48 Bites?
06:49 Have you played Mickey Mouse?
06:50 Yes, it's a cool sign.
06:52 I think it's the same...
06:54 We played that when we were four.
06:57 One up.
06:58 Castle of Illusion.
06:59 We have that, we have to play that one day.
07:01 No.
07:02 No.
07:03 It's on Playstation 3.
07:06 I heard that all of your Mega Drive were so good, so I bought it and tried it this weekend.
07:11 Still can't beat it.
07:15 Still can't beat it, that's the point.
07:18 That was logical.
07:19 Thanks for that.
07:20 And then they eat your hands.
07:22 Yes.
07:23 But he does that in the book as well.
07:26 He eats the goose.
07:28 He drives the goose around and kidnaps it.
07:34 He was completely gassed.
07:36 Guffen?
07:37 Guffen, yes.
07:38 He's pretty guffen.
07:39 He's not.
07:40 Still can't beat it.
07:44 But the point is, I played all of your games.
07:48 I don't know if it's because of the femen or the male, but I think the controls were so bad.
07:53 Yes.
07:54 And you don't have any range advantage when you fight people.
07:59 So if you stand in a fight with a certain character, you're doomed to get hit if you don't cast a single arrow on the enemy.
08:07 Logically.
08:08 Yes.
08:09 That's the best Mega Drive I've ever had.
08:15 That's also super interesting for me.
08:18 They say it's better than Mega Drive.
08:21 It's a Mega Drive for...
08:24 A Naruto-like man!
08:27 I'm frustrated.
08:28 I'm going to bust out things like that.
08:31 This isn't Platforming Heaven.
08:35 No, it's pretty...
08:37 I mean, yes.
08:40 It's a similar story to...
08:42 Oh, now I'm getting a lot of questions.
08:44 It's a similar story to Ori and the Blind Forest.
08:49 I tried that game and I was like "What the hell?"
08:52 "What is that?"
08:54 "It's pretty, that's it."
08:56 But everyone's like "Wow, Ori is so cool!"
09:01 When did that become cool?
09:03 It's a completely mainstream game.
09:06 It's a platformer, and it's pretty.
09:08 It's a bit weird.
09:10 Then you should probably...
09:12 Extract.
09:13 ...check Bergen.
09:14 Yes.
09:15 Extract.
09:16 Get to the extraction point!
09:18 The guys are playing a bit of Titanfall.
09:21 A bit of Titanfall.
09:26 Seriously, get an Xbox.
09:28 Play Titanfall.
09:30 Stefan Schlangen sent me a message,
09:33 or I sent him first,
09:34 "Did you get an Xbox? Did you get Titanfall?"
09:36 And he was like "Only because of Titanfall?"
09:39 Yes.
09:40 But I think it's cool.
09:42 The artwork is a bit weird.
09:45 The colors around Donald and...
09:49 It's a Sega palette thing.
09:52 They always have...
09:54 "Said shit"
09:56 Yes, or...
09:57 "Grilled it, ate it."
09:59 "Fuck."
10:00 It's like...
10:03 Some like Volvo, some like Ford.
10:06 Because they look different on Sega than on Nintendo.
10:12 And the Sega color palette thing, I don't like it.
10:16 Like those rocks in the background.
10:20 But what was it?
10:23 It had some kind of super processing.
10:27 Flash processing.
10:28 Flash processing.
10:29 I don't know what that means.
10:30 Don't you think that's what they say?
10:32 Because of the best works.
10:34 I'm sorry.
10:35 It's a bit weird that you have to shoot yourself in the right spot to get up there.
10:46 And I was thinking of doing this with a Sega controller.
10:49 Regear better.
10:52 Every thing you do in this game is a little fuck you.
10:57 One small fuck from us, one giant fuckhood.
11:04 Oh!
11:05 Have you seen this...
11:08 Now there's probably some reason, but...
11:10 This Nintendo 64 reward for the newly discovered bug in Super 64?
11:18 What was it? How many thousand dollars?
11:20 Ten... No, I think it was a thousand dollars.
11:23 Ten thousand dollars?
11:24 Yes.
11:25 To find that bug.
11:26 To recreate that bug.
11:27 To recreate that bug, so that he...
11:31 Super close cocksucker could try it.
11:35 I don't think I'm into that.
11:41 It's called the Varslok bug. Remember?
11:43 It's like suddenly a lab rat just shoots out of the sky, if you do something special.
11:47 Do you think so?
11:48 I think so, yes.
11:49 Okay.
11:50 So you're supposed to have...
11:51 Fuck off!
11:52 You get a thousand... ten thousand dollars if you can recreate something another animal can't.
11:57 Yes, in the Mupen emulator.
12:00 So he can earn millions on YouTube views.
12:03 Theoretical dollars.
12:05 Theoretical dollars.
12:07 There, now you've got it.
12:11 Oh yes.
12:12 Oh no.
12:13 What is this deal?
12:17 You have to go a bit further down.
12:22 This isn't fun at all.
12:24 And in the darkness.
12:25 Annoy them.
12:26 That's an example of how you had to sit there all day until you got it.
12:32 Now you have to notice that it's just a click, and then you just have to turn it off and do something else.
12:37 Just fuck off.
12:38 Go to hell.
12:40 It's like this.
12:42 That sounds fun.
12:46 Fuck.
12:47 It sounds like a little hack.
12:49 Does it?
12:50 I can see it.
12:51 It's just that shitty music.
12:55 It's not pleasant to listen to.
12:58 No, it's never like "pling, plang, dang".
13:01 Fuck.
13:02 And then someone says "But it has its charm".
13:05 No, it doesn't. It doesn't.
13:07 It's just... it's just youth.
13:09 Yes, but... I can understand that.
13:13 Charm?
13:14 That the music has charm.
13:17 Yes, like...
13:18 It's like when you listen to a children's song, it's charm.
13:23 But it's not pleasant to listen to.
13:25 I agree.
13:26 What if you load up Jones in the Fast Lane?
13:31 Have you played it?
13:32 Yes.
13:33 On the PC.
13:34 That music is charm.
13:35 It is charm.
13:36 You're bleeding out of your ears when you listen to it.
13:39 Yes.
13:40 It's not pleasant.
13:41 Maybe.
13:42 But on the PC it sounded better.
13:45 Yes, that's my personal opinion.
13:47 Me too.
13:48 Frequency modulator.
13:51 But you've probably bought Jones in the Fast Lane on Steam, Magne.
13:55 I've played it.
13:56 It's on Steam.
13:58 You don't even know that.
14:00 It's probably on GoG.
14:02 You don't even know what it is.
14:05 No, I don't play games on PC.
14:07 Fuck!
14:08 But I have to be careful that my game console can play what I buy.
14:14 Other than saying that there's a PS3 or PS4 on the box.
14:19 I don't agree with that.
14:20 I thought you'd get it right away.
14:22 Game over!
14:24 Thanks!
14:25 Continue.
14:27 Call you my friend.
14:28 Stop it, Veg.
14:30 Bail out, Key!
14:32 Yes, bail out!
14:34 Continue.
14:36 If you don't continue...
14:38 As much as you like...
14:39 Nothing?
14:41 Start.
14:42 Aha!
14:43 I was smart.
14:44 Are you good or are you not?
14:46 But he had the key and he had the console.
14:49 Double?
14:50 It's swell to see you.
14:51 He's actually been there for a long time.
14:53 Don't share the key.
14:54 You never understand that.
14:55 It's a game logic.
14:57 For example, in Uncharted, where you go into caves that no one has ever found,
15:02 and there are 200 other soldiers with automatic weapons.
15:05 Or that Longbane is here.
15:10 That's American mentality, isn't it?
15:12 Christopher Columbus, the inventor of America.
15:16 There are a million people living there.
15:18 That's American mentality.
15:20 No one has discovered that.
15:21 No, no one has seen that.
15:22 Check it out!
15:23 Check it out!
15:24 That's Minecraft.
15:26 Maybe a red...
15:27 Where are you going?
15:29 I jumped out.
15:31 Then the wall will appear on the first screen.
15:33 I have a small life left.
15:36 Now you're going back to Duckburg.
15:39 But I can't...
15:40 You have to go out again.
15:42 You can't fly in.
15:43 I can't evacuate.
15:45 No, I can't.
15:46 Oh well.
15:47 Same, same.
15:48 But I feel that, no matter the game,
15:51 backtracking sucks.
15:53 Do you think so?
15:54 Yes, backtracking...
15:55 I don't understand.
15:56 Why couldn't we just open a secret door?
16:00 Longbane came in through a door.
16:02 And he obviously didn't use the key, because we had it.
16:05 Maybe he has another key.
16:09 How did he get out of the door?
16:13 That's crazy.
16:14 He is.
16:15 He is.
16:16 Ladies and gentlemen, Longbane is a razor.
16:21 You're going to Mexico,
16:27 and you're going to find an old thing
16:33 to find a better toilet cup.
16:37 That makes sense.
16:39 What's that?
16:40 Oh, now I got a...
16:42 I got a bit of Rescue Rangers vibes.
16:47 Yeah.
16:48 Fuck!
16:50 Except it's not good.
16:52 Yeah.
16:53 It's good.
16:55 It was as hard as this.
17:01 No.
17:02 This is nice.
17:03 It's hard to jump over.
17:04 Fuck!
17:05 Okay, don't jump.
17:06 Don't jump.
17:07 But...
17:08 It's game over.
17:09 It's fine.
17:10 Yeah, it's fine.
17:11 It's fine.
17:12 I didn't feel like...
17:13 You know what?
17:14 It's so good.
17:15 What do you think about this?
17:17 You know what I think?
17:19 I've played it, and now I'm smoking.
17:22 If I was a little kid,
17:26 then I...
17:28 Yeah, then it would have been cool.
17:30 Can't we have a tentative thumb up,
17:33 when we start with the congratulations?
17:35 A tentative?
17:36 What does that mean?
17:38 A positive expectation.
17:40 A positive expectation.
17:41 Or a negative expectation.
17:44 I don't feel anything for it.
17:46 I don't want to play it anymore.
17:48 No, then we have a negative expectation.
17:50 I don't think it's man shit.
17:51 I'm not annoyed by it, but...
17:54 I don't want to play it anymore.
17:56 I'm done.
17:58 [Music]
18:02 [BLANK_AUDIO]