Hunters | movie | 2023 | Official Featurette - video Dailymotion

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Two friends (Dylan and Theo) explore a house to find: ghosts, cryptids and anything paranormal to catch on camera. Thing | dG1fMC1tRWFKSUNWWms

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00:00 *door opens*

00:02 *door closes*

00:04 *whispers*

00:06 *door closes*

00:08 *door closes*

00:09 Can you stop?

00:11 We're here to find a ghost, not get YouTube views.

00:14 Whatever you say, my dear ghost boy.

00:16 I'm not your sidekick and that's not my name.

00:18 Thank you right for letting us use your house, by the way.

00:20 I mean, technically she doesn't know.

00:22 What?

00:24 Um...

00:26 All the more reason to be fast. Come on, let's go.

00:28 Hitler.

00:30 Oh, it's all that shit tequila in here.

00:47 Is your aunt's ring?

00:49 I don't know. Maybe it's whatever crawled up your ass and died.

00:53 *sigh*

00:57 *keys jingling*

00:59 Okay guys, today we're in-

01:02 Inside your aunt's house. Help me set it up.

01:04 Why do you need all this stuff anyway? We're not gonna find a ghost.

01:07 Because it's your aunt's house?

01:09 No, because ghosts aren't real.

01:11 Oh come on, if ghosts aren't real then neither is your YouTube career.

01:13 You apologize to me and my fans right now.

01:16 Your fans aren't even real.

01:18 In fact, you've lost yourself one subscriber, Guy Sunset.

01:22 You bastard! Well if my fans aren't real, then your equipment isn't real!

01:27 I mean, it's a quite good-

01:29 Fuck, where did you put it?

01:32 I ate it. Sorry.

01:34 Seriously, that stuff's expensive.

01:36 I didn't move it. It's just not real.

01:38 Oh, okay then. Then what is real? The Wendigo?

01:40 Yes.

01:42 Oh Christ. Wait, get the camera on it. That's how this goes, right?

01:49 No. Wendigos are real. Ghosts aren't.

01:52 Okay, we need rules here. Why can't ghosts be real?

01:55 Because ghosts are dead. Wendigos aren't dead.

01:58 Okay, so living things can be real, but isn't being undead a form of life?

02:02 No, it's in the name. Undead.

02:05 Ghosts aren't real. Wendigos are.

02:07 So there's my friend.

02:09 Talking to Rhinosaurus Ted.

02:12 Hi everybody!

02:13 I hate you. Die.

02:15 I'm not very-

02:17 *coughing*

02:20 That's not very nice.

02:23 How? You're not real. How are you doing that with your voice?

02:27 I'm not. Look.

02:29 Michigan.

02:30 See? How could we talk at once if Ted here wasn't real?

02:33 Very skilled ventriloquism? I don't know. Talking reptiles aren't real.

02:38 What about the road safety alligator?

02:40 No. Not real. Stop this.

02:42 What? You don't believe in road safety?

02:44 No, I don't believe in talking reptiles.

02:47 What about talking crustaceans?

02:49 No, we're not doing this again.

02:55 What about the face elongator?

02:56 No. There's no such thing as a face elongator.

02:59 Then what happened to that guy?

03:01 What a long face, big guy.

03:06 Wait, you're telling me you believe in all this but not the homeless epidemic?

03:11 You've seen the streets. There's none out there. Unless they're hiding in people's houses, they're not real.

03:16 That's because we live in a reasonably clean city, dear.

03:19 You don't believe in high-heelies? You don't believe in talking crustaceans?

03:23 You don't believe in me?

03:25 What's next? You don't believe in Santa?

03:27 No, obviously I believe in Santa, but is shit like the Sandman that I-

03:32 Bro. Bro, what the hell is this? Can you read?

03:37 What makes you the Sandman?

03:41 *spits*

03:43 That's it.

03:45 I'm sick of it. Talking dinosaurs, road safety reptiles, crustaceans, the face elongator, wendigos.

03:55 You see all this and you say ghosts aren't real. Why? Why can't you see?

04:01 *screams*

04:04 Theo? Theo!

04:06 Which one of you did that?

04:10 The ghost must have done it.

04:12 Ted, there is no ghost!

04:14 But Ghost Hunter, look at all the opportunity you have here. Look at all the cryptids that you have. Even Bigfoot is here.

04:22 Hello there, Ghost Hunter. Look at the opportunity you have. Turn on the camera.

04:33 But, Theo, I can still help him.

04:39 I'm on my way.

04:43 *screams*

04:50 Theo, what happened?

04:53 Yeah, so, it turns out a homeless man just broke into your aunt's house and he was so disoriented he thought it was a deer.

05:00 Horse.

05:01 Yeah, right, whatever. Horse. And tried to eat me but he passed out before he could do anything.

05:10 I guess the realest thing of all was the homeless epidemic.

05:13 And us.

05:15 Oh, Ted.

05:17 What the fuck are you doing in my house?

05:27 Yeah, well, there's one with two year olds.

05:32 *bloopers*

05:36 *bloopers*

05:40 *bloopers*

05:43 *bloopers*

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