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00:00 [music]

00:24 Hi. Welcome to Learn Guitar with David Brent.

00:29 [music]

00:41 He's back.

00:43 Yeah. Well, can I have a chair this time?

00:45 No, because I just borrowed this from the canteen, so I better not.

00:48 Is this what you do every lunch break? Literally?

00:51 Absolutely, yeah. It's better than up there with that lot just talking about repping all the time, cleaning products.

00:55 So, get down here, get creative. Also, I'm not sitting up there eating pies for the sake of it.

01:00 I want to keep the weight off. I lost weight through careful dieting and discipline, so I want to stay that way.

01:05 I thought it was the nervous breakdown.

01:07 Come on.

01:08 The issues with them.

01:11 Let's, let's, stay fit. Fit body, fit mind.

01:17 That's it, yeah.

01:18 Fit creativity.

01:20 Tell them about this song.

01:21 Well, this song is called Lonely Cowboy. It's a metaphor, really. I mean, it is a cow. We are cowboys. You'll see it in the video.

01:28 We're cowboys, and there were some. I checked, so it is factually accurate.

01:33 It's not really, it's not in a time, do you know what I'm saying?

01:35 Yeah.

01:36 You don't really see the colour or whatever. The video will probably be in black and white anyway.

01:39 I'd have thought so. I'd have thought so.

01:41 It's just the tale of one man against the elements, you know, after he's lost the love of his life.

01:46 He's just out there on his own, do you know what I'm saying?

01:48 Well, I don't know what you're rapping about, but the song.

01:51 Well, I'm elevating the metaphor.

01:52 Right.

01:53 That's what I do with every verse.

01:55 Yeah.

01:56 I take what music has given throughout the ages and elevate. I go up a notch.

02:01 That's what I do.

02:03 Yeah, but I go another notch. You know what I'm saying?

02:08 Lonely Cowboy.

02:10 Yeah.

02:12 You blew into town like a hurricane.

02:18 Dust cloud clear that you were there one day.

02:25 Well, I don't remember praying for a miracle.

02:32 But I prayed that you would never go away.

02:38 I thought you were my guardian angel.

02:45 I thought your wings would keep me warm and dry.

02:52 But you pecked me to the bone and you left me here alone.

03:00 And you spread your wings and flew into the sky.

03:04 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

03:07 Now, what do you know about the wilderness?

03:10 What do you know about lassoing a bear in the face?

03:13 Or how to kill a fish? How to skin and fillet it?

03:16 Listen to what I'm dealing with.

03:18 There ain't a hood in the world that gets as real as this.

03:21 You could munch a sandwich. I'd rather my hunter gatherer battling other scavengers.

03:26 Might have to punch a challenger, damage a hyena, vultures and all.

03:31 Don't think I won't kick a wolf in the balls.

03:34 I'm a loner and roaming alone. I've got to be ready for anything.

03:38 Even though my heart's been heavy since she left me.

03:41 If she could kiss my horse's arse.

03:43 Yeah, I'm lonely now, but I'm the lonely cowboy.

03:46 She's just a lonely cow.

03:48 Now these plains are my house. She'll never spoil it.

03:51 Grounds, my lounge, lakes and my bath, woods and my toilet.

03:54 Rolling stone, trust me, dusty roads are where my home's at.

03:58 A man amongst the mountains, but nothing like Brokeback.

04:01 Now I'm just a lost and lonely cowboy.

04:06 Nothing like Brokeback, you know that.

04:08 Stripped and burned out on a dusty plain.

04:12 Yeah, yeah.

04:14 And God's mysterious ways ain't welcome here today.

04:20 'Cause there ain't no soul to save, just flesh and pain.

04:27 Yeah, there ain't no soul to save, just flesh and pain.

04:32 Yeah, it's decent.

04:38 Yeah.

04:39 The rap is like, sick. You know, like the way, like the imagery.

04:44 I don't want to say it myself, but the imagery, 'cause it takes what you've done.

04:48 Mine's about sort of like, imagery is, or is she an angel?

04:51 Or no, actually she's a vulture and...

04:53 That's what I'm saying, you've got the basic imagery.

04:55 Yeah, but then you start singing about eating a sandwich and kicking a wolf in the balls.

04:59 Yeah, 'cause it's emotional wilderness.

05:01 Oh, I'm a cowboy, but I'm not a homosexual. Why?

05:03 Yeah, 'cause it's emotional wilderness, but also if I was physically there, like,

05:07 man should know, like, don't muck around, 'cause you could get taken up.

05:11 Ooh.

05:12 And also, like, just because there's no other, there's no females in the wilderness.

05:16 I know.

05:17 It doesn't mean I'm gonna turn.

05:19 And if you are gay, fine, enjoy it. Enjoy it like anyone else.

05:22 Yeah, I'm just saying I'm not.

05:23 I know, I know, but why?

05:25 It doesn't matter. Doesn't matter. Doesn't matter.

05:28 If you are. But I'm not either.

05:30 No, we're definitely, definitely not.

05:32 We are gonna warm things up a little.

05:36 It's a little bit naughty.

05:39 There are a few rude words.

05:41 No, come on.

05:43 I work so hard just to pay my bills.

05:50 I play even harder, yeah, like pills.

05:54 (upbeat music)

Learn Guitar with David Brent | show | 2013 | Official Clip

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