Tom and Jerry and the Wizard of Oz (2)

Fun Forever

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00:00 (ghostly moaning)

00:02 - Witch's castle, one mile.

00:08 I'd turn back if I were you.

00:10 - At last, I've got that girl right where I want her.

00:23 It's homagery too.

00:25 Take your army to the haunted forest

00:28 and bring me that girl, her doll,

00:30 and especially that cat and mouse.

00:32 Now fly, fly!

00:33 (ghostly moaning)

00:37 (ghostly moaning)

00:40 - Well, what's happened to you?

01:01 - They took my legs off and then threw them over there.

01:03 Then they took my chest out and threw it over there.

01:05 - Well, that's you all over.

01:07 I'm sure enough to stop and bother you forever.

01:09 - They took Dorothy and told her--

01:12 - Look out!

01:14 - Let go of me!

01:15 - She's dead.

01:25 You killed her.

01:26 - I didn't mean to kill her.

01:29 Really, I didn't.

01:30 It's just that he was on fire.

01:33 - Hail to Dorothy, the wicked witch is dead.

01:35 - Hail, hail to Dorothy, the wicked witch is dead.

01:40 - The broomstick.

01:41 May we have it?

01:45 - Of course you can.

01:46 You freed us all from the wicked witch.

01:49 - Now I can go back to my old job as a happy gasher.

01:56 Hail to Dorothy.

01:58 - Hail, hail to Dorothy, the wicked witch is dead.

02:02 - Why have you come back?

02:05 - Please, sir, we've done what you told us.

02:08 We brought you the broomstick

02:09 of the wicked witch of the west.

02:11 - Yard, you nailed to her.

02:13 - You liquidated her, eh?

02:15 - So you see, sir, we'd like you

02:16 to fulfill your promises to us.

02:18 - Not so fast, not so fast.

02:20 I'll have to give the matter a little thought.

02:24 Go away and come back tomorrow.

02:26 - What?

02:27 But I wanna go home now.

02:29 - Do not arouse the wrath of the great and powerful odds.

02:35 I said come back tomorrow.

02:37 - You are the great and powerful,

02:39 you keep your promises.

02:41 - Do you presume to criticize the great odds,

02:45 you ungrateful creatures?

02:47 (screaming)

02:52 The great I have spoken.

02:54 - What?

02:55 - Hey, stop that.

02:57 - Whoa.

02:59 - Oh, I say no attention to that man behind the curtain.

03:04 - The great odds has spoken.

03:07 - Who are you?

03:08 - I?

03:09 Oh, I am the great and powerful.

03:12 - What are you, master Myers?

03:14 - You humbug.

03:15 - Yes.

03:16 - I'm afraid you're right.

03:18 I am a humbug.

03:20 - What about the heart that you promised Tin Man?

03:22 And the courage that you promised Cowardly Lion?

03:24 - Don't forget the most important thing.

03:27 He promised he'd get Dorothy back home to Kansas.

03:30 - Yes.

03:32 - My diminutive friend, you've forced me

03:34 into a cataclysmic decision.

03:36 The only way to get Dorothy back home to Kansas

03:39 is for me to take her there myself.

03:41 - Oh, will you?

03:42 Could you?

03:43 - I will indeed.

03:45 But first, I'll fulfill my promises to each of you.

03:48 - Tuffy too?

03:49 He was going to ask you to make him big.

03:53 (whistling)

03:55 - My friends, I, your wizard,

03:57 am about to embark upon a hazardous journey

04:00 to the outer stratosphere.

04:02 (cheering)

04:04 And I hereby decree that in my absence,

04:07 the scarecrow shall rule by virtue

04:10 of his highly superior brain.

04:12 - The sum of the square roots of any two sides

04:14 of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root

04:16 of the remaining sides.

04:18 - Oh joy, rapture!

04:20 - Assisted by the Tin Man by virtue of his heart,

04:24 the Lion by virtue of his courage,

04:29 and Tuffy by virtue of his enormous height.

04:32 - I'm huge.

04:33 - Obey them as you would me.

04:36 (laughing)

04:39 (whispering)

04:41 (barking)

04:46 - Oh, oh, turtle!

04:48 Please don't go.

04:51 I'll be right back.

04:52 - Awkward, this is a highly rigorous procedure.

04:56 This is a highly unrestricted business.

04:59 - Boys, please, we don't want to keep the wizard waiting.

05:02 - Oh, oh my!

05:03 - Come back, come back!

05:05 Don't go without me, please come back.

05:07 - I can't come back.

05:09 I don't know how it works.

05:11 Goodbye, folks.

05:12 - Now I'll never get home to Camry.

05:19 - Stay with us.

05:25 - She don't want you to go.

05:27 - Look, there's someone who can help you.

05:32 - Will you send me home?

05:43 Can you send me home?

05:44 - You don't need to be locked any longer.

05:46 You've always had the power to go back to Kansas.

05:49 - I have?

05:50 - Now those groovy slippers will take you home

05:53 in two seconds.

05:54 - Tom and Jerry and Toto too?

05:57 - Tom and Jerry and Toto too?

05:59 - Oh!

05:59 - Just tap your heels three times and think to yourself,

06:05 there's no place like home.

06:08 There's no place like home.

06:10 There's no place like home.

06:13 There's no place like home.

06:15 There's no place like home.

06:18 There's no place like home.

06:20 There's no place like home.

06:22 (dramatic music)

06:25 - You just had a bad dream.

06:49 - Sure you did.

06:50 You remember us, don't you?

06:52 - I bet you couldn't forget your old pal, Cuppie, could ya?

06:55 - Or me, the local haberdasher.

06:57 - Well, she's all right now, thank heaven.

07:01 - But I wasn't all right, ma'am.

07:03 We were in terrible danger.

07:05 We kept asking people to send us home.

07:07 And they sent us home.

07:08 (laughing)

07:10 Doesn't anyone believe me?

07:12 (dramatic music)

07:15 (whistling)

07:17 (whistling)

07:20 (dramatic music)

07:22 (whistling)

07:25 (dramatic music)

07:28 (whistling)

07:30 (dramatic music)

07:43 (laughing)

07:49 - Anyway, it's all right, because I'm home again.

07:57 This is my room, and I love love.

08:00 And O-N-E-M, there's no place like home.

08:04 (dramatic music)

08:07 (gunshots)

08:10 (dramatic music)

08:13 (dramatic music)

08:15 - Why, if I had a brain, I could...

08:43 ♪ I could while away the hours ♪

08:45 ♪ Conferring with the flowers ♪

08:46 ♪ Consulting with the rain ♪

08:50 ♪ And my head I'd be scratching ♪

08:52 ♪ While my thoughts were busy hatching ♪

08:54 ♪ If I only had a brain ♪

08:57 ♪ I'd unravel every riddle ♪

08:59 ♪ For any riddle in trouble ♪

09:04 ♪ With the thoughts of you be thinking ♪

09:06 ♪ Could be another weekend ♪

09:08 ♪ If you only had a brain ♪

09:11 ♪ Oh, I could tell you why ♪

09:15 ♪ The ocean's near the shore ♪

09:19 ♪ I could think of things I never thought before ♪

09:22 ♪ And then I'd sit and think some more ♪

09:26 ♪ I would not be just a nuttle ♪

09:28 ♪ But a head of a stuffle ♪

09:30 ♪ My heart of a pain ♪

09:33 ♪ I would dance and be merry ♪

09:35 ♪ Life would be a thing of derry ♪

09:37 ♪ If I only had a brain ♪

09:39 ♪ Whoa ♪

09:44 ♪ When a man's an empty kettle ♪

09:48 ♪ He should be on his metal ♪

09:50 ♪ And yet I'm torn apart ♪

09:53 ♪ Just because I'm presuming ♪

09:56 ♪ That I could be kind of human ♪

09:58 ♪ If I only had a heart ♪

10:02 ♪ I'd be tender, I'd be gentle ♪

10:04 ♪ And I'd lose the metal ♪

10:06 ♪ I'd be a god if you loved a dog ♪

10:10 ♪ I'd be friends with the sparrows ♪

10:13 ♪ And the boy who shoots the arrows ♪

10:15 ♪ If I only had a heart ♪

10:19 ♪ Reaching knee above the knee ♪

10:23 ♪ Above a voice sings low ♪

10:27 (baby cooing)

10:30 ♪ I hear a beat ♪

10:34 ♪ A sweet beat ♪

10:36 ♪ Just to register emotion ♪

10:39 ♪ Jealousy, devotion ♪

10:41 ♪ And really feel apart ♪

10:44 ♪ I could stay young and shimmer ♪

10:46 ♪ And I'd love it with a zipper ♪

10:49 ♪ If I only had a heart ♪

10:54 ♪ Yeah, it's simple, you need to see ♪

10:56 ♪ When you're born to be a sissy ♪

10:58 ♪ Without the perfect body ♪

11:02 ♪ What a cool and shallow qualis ♪

11:04 ♪ You're like a little mouse ♪

11:05 ♪ If I only had a knife ♪

11:09 ♪ I'm afraid there's no denying ♪

11:11 ♪ I'm just a little bit denying ♪

11:13 ♪ Afraid I don't deserve you ♪

11:17 ♪ I'd be brave as a blizzard ♪

11:19 ♪ I'd be gentle as a lizard ♪

11:21 ♪ I'd be clever as a gizzard ♪

11:23 ♪ If the wizard is a wizard ♪

11:28 ♪ Then I'm sure to get a brain ♪

11:30 ♪ A heart ♪

11:31 ♪ A heart ♪

11:32 ♪ The knife ♪

11:33 ♪ We love to see a wizard ♪

11:36 ♪ The one who can put your hands ♪

11:38 ♪ In the ears of wizards ♪

11:39 ♪ The ones who can always get by ♪

11:41 ♪ We love to see a wizard ♪

11:43 ♪ The one who can use all of us ♪

11:47 (audience applauding)

11:50 (wind howling)

11:53 (wind howling)

11:55 (wind howling)

11:58 [BLANK_AUDIO]

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