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00:00 He's the president of Hollywood. He's supposed to give you the greets
00:03 Greetings your tinseliness in period leader of Hollywood
00:18 Smile Irving I'm terrified sir
00:30 Now you look JW the girls and I overheard what you were saying about this cat and mouse
00:36 Yes
00:38 They want to enter the race sir. I was just about to call security
00:43 This is the greatest single idea for the fabulous super race show yet good thinking
00:49 JW you're really on the ball
00:52 Yes, you're sparkliness. Thank you. I am was sure you'd like it
01:00 From the looks of this pussycat. I'm prepared to say he's the type that would stop at nothing to win
01:06 Absolutely, it's genius
01:09 People love a rotten to the core villain someone who do the things they only dream about in order to win
01:16 Remember JW ran down always stoop as low as you can and appeal to people's basest instincts
01:24 Gosh, thanks your flashiness
01:28 Right again. Well, our work here is done. Ladies go forth JW glob wobbler and bring it in the ratings
01:36 Well, I guess there are two slots available boys
01:45 Yes sign on the dotted line boys
01:50 This will be the biggest reality game show in the history of television
01:55 Like this to take me vice president of Hollywood
01:58 These two are awful sir, yep, it's perfect
02:20 And
02:22 Well, hello everybody out there in television land and welcome to the fabulous super race
02:32 I'm Biff buzzard and I'm buzz blister. We're here in beautiful Detroit, Michigan
02:39 We're here in gorgeous Hollywood, California
02:47 That's right buzzer the fabulous super race
02:50 It should be more exciting than anything mankind is yet experienced in its brief time here on planet Earth
02:58 And speaking of planet Earth if stir that's just where our race is going to take place
03:04 Right buzzer Tola the race begins here in Southern, California and ends here in
03:11 Mexico
03:16 And this is the key code that opens the door to our terrific prize a huge giant mansion
03:23 Beauty buzz and she will go to the winner of the fabulous super race
03:30 Let's get down to the pits and meet our contestants right now
03:35 You must be
03:42 Definitely at your service and I'd like to say hello to all of my fans rooting for me
03:47 Dirkly and might I just add that all the proceeds I will win in this race will be donated to my favorite charity
03:56 And what might that be Steve?
03:59 me
04:02 Well, I'm sure that warms the hearts of America Steve Dirkly a true hero with a heart of gold. Good luck, Steve
04:11 Oh
04:13 She looks just as cute and nice and sweet and old as she could be
04:23 Doesn't she
04:25 and
04:27 and
04:29 and who's this
04:43 Cute little
04:45 Animals just don't like you
05:08 Well, good luck Grammy and good luck squirty
05:13 And what is your name sir, I am Gorthon destroyer of light
05:39 I
05:41 Am a little nervous. I've never been on TV before really? Well, you're on TV now. Where are you from? Mr. Destroyer?
05:48 I'm guessing from the outfit Oakland, California
05:52 I am actually from Miltor near the outer alabaster tower in the inner ring of green fire in the dimension of darkness ruled by the
05:59 Slithering overlords of creeping dread. Oh nice. And what do you do with Miltor? Mr. Destroyer?
06:06 I own a flower shop and a greeting card store. I see
06:11 And I suppose you're looking for a shot at that big cash prize of that fabulous mansion. Hey, yes
06:18 That would be nice one does grow weary of the soul-crushing darkness and endless screaming that filled the foul air of Miltor
06:26 Mr. Destroyer, I'm curious
06:29 What exactly powers this strange looking vehicle of yours?
06:35 It is powered by the anguish of a thousand doomed souls
06:39 Like mr. Destroyer has a soft spot in his heart for the environment folks. Well, good luck
06:48 Gorthon destroyer of light. Thank you
06:52 And you must be
07:00 From Watertown, Wisconsin, but everyone just calls me soccer mom
07:04 Okay, sucker mom and you're here in your suit
07:08 Is that right? Yeah, you know between school and soccer games and my online retail business
07:15 I just said that I needed a hobby
07:17 Fantastic soccer mom. Your kids must be very proud. Oh, yeah
07:22 Rufus Gunter Angus and Shylock are all very proud all those boys must be a handful
07:30 No, Angus is a girl
07:32 Don't forget to water the shade. Oh and no sort play in the house while mommy's gone. Okay
07:39 Well as the French say bueno el loco to you soccer mom
07:45 And that brings us to
07:49 Hi, I'm dr. Professor a super resourceful genius
07:55 And I will no doubt be the winner of this race as we all know
08:00 science is
08:03 golden
08:04 That looks like a pretty sophisticated piece of machinery you have there doctor. Yes, it is
08:11 And what kind of gas does it take?
08:16 And tea isn't that the most explosive and powerful energy source known to mankind?
08:25 This is it my own specially designed antimatter engine
08:29 I never have to be fuel it uses the most efficient and powerful fuel source in the universe
08:34 So what happens if this stuff touches matter it would instantly vaporize anything in its vicinity
08:42 What's this little thingy here?
08:51 That technology thing is certainly moving fast isn't it this boy I'll say
08:57 Pussy cat and a mouse Wow I didn't realize that vermin were eligible
09:10 If and who on earth gave this pussycat a driver's license
09:20 And what do you two have to say to our viewers at home oh
09:24 That's right there animals Biff and they can't
09:31 No, sir, but apparently they can drive
09:34 Hey, look at this little mouse sized car
09:39 What can you get this baby up to little mouse for
09:48 What's this little button here?
09:53 Okay, folks with that we are ready to get underway and we'll see you all at the next episode of the big bad movie
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10:02 Okay folks with that we are ready to get
10:19 Underway, and we'll see you all at the finish line in
10:24 Mexico
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12:00 Our contestants are going to have to employ the first of their vehicle special
12:05 modifications to get around this notorious Southern, California traffic
12:10 Looks like they're doing just that
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12:51 Okay, I know just what to do now
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14:13 (growling)
14:16 (grunting)