As We Know It Trailer

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As We Know It Trailer - official movie trailer HD

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00:00 (upbeat music)

00:02 - Hey.

00:15 - Dude, what the hell, I've been trying

00:17 to get a hold of you for days.

00:20 - Look who it is, Shmemily.

00:23 - I just stopped to talk to James, is he here?

00:26 - Yeah, no, unfortunately James is no longer with us.

00:29 - You mean to tell me the entire time

00:31 you've been holed up here,

00:31 you haven't once turned on the news?

00:34 - The news?

00:34 (farting)

00:35 - What started out as a soy milk recall one week ago

00:39 has ballooned into a full-scale outbreak

00:41 across the greater Los Angeles area.

00:44 - Oh, dear mother of God.

00:46 Okay, we are witnessing an attack here.

00:48 It appears that a jogger is being attacked by a gardener.

00:51 (screaming)

00:53 - Ain't your normal Tuesday, is it?

00:55 (screaming)

00:59 (upbeat music)

01:01 - We need to do something.

01:05 - I'm not doing anything.

01:08 You should probably get out of town

01:12 with everything that's going on.

01:13 - Are you kidding me?

01:14 Shoot, I've got that cable TV man coming today.

01:16 - Well, I guess you could just like,

01:18 I don't know, reschedule?

01:20 - No, that flip-flop-wearing mother (beep)

01:22 kept me on hold for three and a half hours.

01:24 - Oh, I hate that.

01:26 - Bro, this is not news to me.

01:28 - Oh, holy (beep)

01:30 - Oh my God.

01:31 - Oh, wow.

01:32 - Is he infected?

01:32 (gagging)

01:34 - (beep)

01:35 - Oh my God.

01:36 - Run!

01:38 (screaming)

01:40 - Shut it!

01:41 (screaming)

01:43 - Oh God, that's the worst STD I've ever seen.

01:46 - Maybe they come up with a cure.

01:50 - Or maybe they just hit the big red button on us.

01:54 - You think they'd really do that?

01:57 - That's what I would do.

01:58 - It's dark.

02:01 - I'm really dark, dude.

02:02 (upbeat music)

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