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00:00 [MUSIC]
00:02 Now hear this, you lily-livered land lovers.
00:06 All hands on deck and stand by for target practice.
00:10 I'm going to try out my latest invention, me hearties.
00:14 Captain Weirdbeard's boomerang cannonball.
00:18 There. Ready? Aim. Fire!
00:25 It works! It bloody well works! Me invention works!
00:31 I will be rich! Rich! Rich!
00:35 Phew! He's coming back.
00:38 Think of the money I'll save on reused cannonballs.
00:43 Shiver me timbers! I forgot to invent how to stop it.
00:51 Well, back to the old round cannonballs.
00:55 Lunch! Lunch! Where's my lunch cookie?
01:05 Bring me my lunch or I'll kill hold you!
01:09 Ah! Me favourite dish.
01:14 It's nothing like a couple of salty sea-going squabs for an afternoon snack.
01:21 What's this here? Me squabs have been shanghaied!
01:26 Ah! Stowaways, eh?
01:42 Do you know what happens to stowaways aboard my ship?
01:47 They bloody well walk the plank!
01:50 All right, me hearties. Off you go.
01:56 I said, off you go!
02:01 Oldie! Old Everestus!
02:08 I just remembered something.
02:10 I just remembered that I need me a cabin boy on this here voyage.
02:16 Now, hear this.
02:18 Whoever does the best job can stay aboard.
02:21 And it's a deep six for the other ones.
02:25 Never mind the fruit polishing.
02:35 Lower the anchor, you lily-livered swab!
02:40 [whistling]
02:43 Now, any more damage to this here ship and I might decide I don't need me a cabin boy.
03:01 Now, hoist the minesuit!
03:04 [humming]
03:31 My patience is wearing my teeth thin.
03:35 You stowaways are going to ship up or ship out!
03:39 Now, get this here deck swabbed.
03:42 I'm not interested in gymnastics.
03:55 I said to swab the bloody deck!
03:59 You miserable landlubber!
04:02 Aye, not bad. Not bad at all.
04:24 Now, I want this cabin painted and no more shenanigans.
04:30 And I'll be keeping me eye on both of you.
04:34 All right, all right!
04:48 Which one of you swabs did that?
04:52 Watch it, you little landlubber, or you'll be taking a long walk on this short track.
04:58 Now, get busy!
05:00 Now, we are this!
05:08 I want those cannonballs stacked in neat piles next to the cannons.
05:15 And I'll be down in me cabin figuring out what I want you to do next.
05:21 Now, what have those landlubbers fouled up?
05:37 [Sounds of a battle]
05:41 You're getting closer and closer to that walk on that plank.
05:58 Now, get those cannonballs and stack them up over there by that cannon like a snowman.
06:04 And stack them up over there by that cannon like a sheep.
06:29 That does it! That does it! I've made up my mind.
06:35 Congratulations, Tommy boy. You're my new cabin boy.
06:39 And your first official duty is to make him walk the plank.
06:56 Now, that's what I like. A cabin boy that carries out me orders.
07:01 Nice work, cabin boy Tom.
07:04 And tip your hat when your captain speaks to you.
07:07 Phew! That's more like it.
07:11 (upbeat music)
07:13 (upbeat music)