Tom & Jerry Episode 164 No Stowaways (1975)

Wonder World

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00:00 [MUSIC]

00:02 Now hear this, you lily-livered land lovers.

00:06 All hands on deck and stand by for target practice.

00:10 I'm going to try out my latest invention, me hearties.

00:14 Captain Weirdbeard's boomerang cannonball.

00:18 There. Ready? Aim. Fire!

00:25 It works! It bloody well works! Me invention works!

00:31 I will be rich! Rich! Rich!

00:35 Phew! He's coming back.

00:38 Think of the money I'll save on reused cannonballs.

00:43 Shiver me timbers! I forgot to invent how to stop it.

00:51 Well, back to the old round cannonballs.

00:55 Lunch! Lunch! Where's my lunch cookie?

01:05 Bring me my lunch or I'll kill hold you!

01:09 Ah! Me favourite dish.

01:14 It's nothing like a couple of salty sea-going squabs for an afternoon snack.

01:21 What's this here? Me squabs have been shanghaied!

01:26 Ah! Stowaways, eh?

01:42 Do you know what happens to stowaways aboard my ship?

01:47 They bloody well walk the plank!

01:50 All right, me hearties. Off you go.

01:56 I said, off you go!

02:01 Oldie! Old Everestus!

02:08 I just remembered something.

02:10 I just remembered that I need me a cabin boy on this here voyage.

02:16 Now, hear this.

02:18 Whoever does the best job can stay aboard.

02:21 And it's a deep six for the other ones.

02:25 Never mind the fruit polishing.

02:35 Lower the anchor, you lily-livered swab!

02:40 [whistling]

02:43 Now, any more damage to this here ship and I might decide I don't need me a cabin boy.

03:01 Now, hoist the minesuit!

03:04 [humming]

03:31 My patience is wearing my teeth thin.

03:35 You stowaways are going to ship up or ship out!

03:39 Now, get this here deck swabbed.

03:42 I'm not interested in gymnastics.

03:55 I said to swab the bloody deck!

03:59 You miserable landlubber!

04:02 Aye, not bad. Not bad at all.

04:24 Now, I want this cabin painted and no more shenanigans.

04:30 And I'll be keeping me eye on both of you.

04:34 All right, all right!

04:48 Which one of you swabs did that?

04:52 Watch it, you little landlubber, or you'll be taking a long walk on this short track.

04:58 Now, get busy!

05:00 Now, we are this!

05:08 I want those cannonballs stacked in neat piles next to the cannons.

05:15 And I'll be down in me cabin figuring out what I want you to do next.

05:21 Now, what have those landlubbers fouled up?

05:37 [Sounds of a battle]

05:41 You're getting closer and closer to that walk on that plank.

05:58 Now, get those cannonballs and stack them up over there by that cannon like a snowman.

06:04 And stack them up over there by that cannon like a sheep.

06:29 That does it! That does it! I've made up my mind.

06:35 Congratulations, Tommy boy. You're my new cabin boy.

06:39 And your first official duty is to make him walk the plank.

06:56 Now, that's what I like. A cabin boy that carries out me orders.

07:01 Nice work, cabin boy Tom.

07:04 And tip your hat when your captain speaks to you.

07:07 Phew! That's more like it.

07:11 (upbeat music)

07:13 (upbeat music)

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