Sweden launches campaign to stop tourists from confusing it with Switzerland

Sweden devises 'solution' to stop getting mixed up with SwitzerlandVisit Sweden

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00:00 Dear leaders and citizens of Switzerland, this is a message from Sweden.

00:06 We're contacting you regarding our mutual problem.

00:09 Yes, I'm talking about this.

00:12 It's time we make the distinction between our two nations as clear as day by deciding who talks about what.

00:21 Our proposition is as follows.

00:25 First of all, Switzerland gets to talk about banks and Sweden gets to talk about sand banks.

00:33 Switzerland will focus on mountain tops and Sweden will focus on roof tops.

00:40 Switzerland gets to promote loud noises such as yodeling.

00:45 In return, Sweden gets silence and a lack of yodeling.

00:51 LSD goes to Switzerland because you invented that.

00:57 And Sweden will get the northern lights, a different kind of surreal experience.

01:02 Particle accelerators, that's yours.

01:06 And Sweden will get the opposite of acceleration, winding down.

01:11 Switzerland will focus on leather couture and will focus on contemporary fashion.

01:19 Last but not least, Switzerland will offer luxury, including expensive watches.

01:25 And Sweden will offer a different kind of luxury, like forgetting about time.

01:31 Switzerland, we are open to negotiation, but we believe that we need to end this confusion as soon as possible.