How to Ruin the Holidays | movie | 2023 | Official Trailer - video Dailymotion

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00:00 Elaine, 45, not attractive, but not ugly, just plain.

00:05 She is quick to anger, definitely not athletic.

00:10 - That is so perfect for you.

00:11 - Oh my God, thank you.

00:14 God, I hate auditioning.

00:15 (upbeat music)

00:18 - SNL is looking for a new cast member in a hurry.

00:23 - Look, I know it's been a few years

00:26 since you came home for Christmas and everything,

00:28 so I figure you're probably not planning

00:30 on coming this year either, but, well, dad had a fall.

00:34 (airplane engine roaring)

00:37 - The star returns!

00:40 - Shelly!

00:41 - Dad!

00:42 - I've missed you so much.

00:44 - I know, me too.

00:45 Where's dad?

00:46 - Survival drill!

00:48 - Hey dad.

00:49 - Oh, hi, hi hun.

00:52 - I need you to help me to convince dad to sell this place.

00:55 He can't take care of himself.

00:57 Or Mark.

00:58 (ice clinking)

00:59 - That is so gross.

01:01 Fox News tell you to eat that?

01:03 - That's conservative media.

01:05 I'm a libertarian.

01:06 - What's the difference?

01:07 - I believe in global warming,

01:08 I just don't want the government to do anything about it.

01:10 - I don't think he and Mark should be alone

01:12 in this house anymore.

01:14 - You want a job or a girlfriend?

01:17 - Yeah, but not both.

01:19 - I can't handle that much responsibility.

01:22 - You and me both, brother.

01:24 - Can you give me a lift to the tree place?

01:25 I'm not supposed to drive since the DUI.

01:27 - I think by not supposed to, you mean prohibited by law.

01:30 - Four more slicks until Christmas.

01:34 - I never said that.

01:35 - The (beep) you didn't?

01:37 - Sorry, he's from Los Angeles.

01:40 - Three of you are the best,

01:46 the best thing that's ever happened to me.

01:49 I am so proud of you.

01:51 - Will you please shut the hell up?

01:54 - Merry Christmas to you too!

01:56 (upbeat music)

01:59 - Who's heard of improv?

02:05 - Hard to believe she's still single.

02:10 - Why you gotta act like such an old man?

02:11 - I age gracefully, naturally,

02:14 unlike you Hollywood pedophiles.

02:16 (upbeat music)

How to Ruin the Holidays | movie | 2023 | Official Trailer

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