Putting on the Dish | movie | 2015 | Official Trailer - video Dailymotion

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00:00 [birds chirping]

00:10 [birds chirping]

00:20 [birds chirping]

00:42 I've read that.

00:48 It's all gobbledygoo.

00:53 And it's naff too.

01:05 Got three dragons to spit though.

01:20 [birds chirping]

01:39 You from round here then?

01:41 More or less.

01:42 Iron is the place to be.

01:46 Bone of bats, what size are your plates?

01:48 Ten, I think.

01:52 What about your luppers, are they size ten too?

01:56 Bet you'd play the striller's real boner.

02:01 Is this your usual spot?

02:02 How do you mean?

02:05 I've got your number, ducky.

02:16 Where's your flowery then?

02:18 Clitterhouse Road.

02:20 What have I been cove up that way?

02:21 Pauline.

02:22 Pauline March?

02:23 That's the one.

02:24 Can't swing a cat but it'll cove.

02:26 Who is Pauline?

02:27 She's had an anti-bully fake.

02:28 Died her rye or her ends are right mess.

02:30 Anti-boner.

02:31 I hope she vaguered straight to the crimper.

02:32 That's where she's just been.

02:34 Pallone tried to give her an Irish, malty palaver.

02:38 Pauline told her to shove a sheikah up her giber.

02:40 She didn't say that.

02:41 Mate, where you ducky wee in your actual English?

02:43 She's all wind and piss, Pauline.

02:45 She still with Phyllis then?

02:47 Haven't you heard?

02:51 She's been a real boner-ober.

02:53 Blowing the grounds all, sling-grappling dilly boys,

02:55 trolling the back slums.

02:57 She had to be battered twice last month.

02:59 She didn't.

03:00 Pauline's a stretcher case.

03:02 Trolled in one notch, she devoured a Phyllis plate and some shim bar.

03:05 She blagged in the brandy latch.

03:06 Dish the dirt.

03:07 It's all over grumble for Pauline.

03:09 Nanty Denali up to her elbow in the National Handbag.

03:12 She'd only just gone in for a remould.

03:14 Had to refake her entire basket.

03:16 Speaking of baskets.

03:20 Gloria, that stretcher corribungus.

03:22 Fortuny.

03:24 Mind you, it's the dolly ones that disappoint.

03:28 I was seeing this HP from Sheffield once.

03:31 Plates the size of bowling pins.

03:32 Thought it was in for a right boner-chartering.

03:34 Nada to Vada and the Lada?

03:36 Bijou.

03:37 You needn't put the brandy on for that, I said when I saw it.

03:39 Mind you, she was heavy on the lech water.

03:43 Had to use the Daz to get a Maria out my libbage.

03:45 Oh, vile.

03:48 She always been that way then, Phyllis.

03:50 She's a walking meat rack.

03:52 Fantabulo's a bit of a hard.

03:54 We used to act dicky together at the Croker's Chovey.

03:56 Noshed me off once while I was giving her fungus his drabs.

03:59 That's skill, that.

04:00 She used to do it all the time.

04:02 When we were at the Exchange together, she'd one lil on me collie and the other on the switch.

04:05 Never even got off the Polari pipe.

04:08 Sad to think of her in the queer camp, really.

04:11 What do you mean?

04:12 She had a run in with the Lily Law.

04:14 Oh, dear.

04:15 Sharpie flashed his cart, so I'm in the carzy.

04:17 I hope she kept her ogles front.

04:18 She got amblyopia, didn't she? She could practically hold a Vada sideways.

04:21 What did the beak say?

04:22 It was very harsh. Asked if she was sorry.

04:24 Was she?

04:25 Only that it wasn't worth the look she got.

04:27 Nearly got nabbed meself the other week.

04:41 I'd just finished plating this chicken in the cottage Ajax Clackett Lane.

04:44 You know the one.

04:46 Anyway, I'm mincing outside, wiping mescreech.

04:51 And who should I bump into?

04:53 But one of your ogly daughters.

04:55 There's a poof in there, I said.

04:59 Nabbed him with his caffees down, I suppose.

05:02 Shoulda never have ordered it coming.

05:04 Must have been a right fairer cadoozer.

05:07 Sharder.

05:09 You're disgusting.

05:11 What?

05:13 Oh, go on.

05:15 Put your fake mints in your little shush bag. Off your scarper.

05:18 You forgot your glossy.

05:23 They cure him in the end.

05:33 [gunshot]

05:35 [footsteps]

05:37 [birds chirping]

05:39 [birds chirping]

05:41 [birds chirping]

05:43 [birds chirping]

05:45 [birds chirping]

05:51 [birds chirping]

05:57 [birds chirping]

06:05 [birds chirping]

06:11 [birds chirping]

06:13 [BIRDS CHIRPING]

06:16 [BLANK_AUDIO]

Putting on the Dish | movie | 2015 | Official Trailer

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