Boner Breakfast | movie | 2010 | Official Featurette - video Dailymotion

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Comedy short about friendship, and boners | dG1fWTAyR3hYSWx3UjA

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00:00 (upbeat music)

00:02 - Breakfast is served.

00:07 - Wow.

00:08 - Yay.

00:08 - Whoa.

00:09 - Yeah.

00:10 - Yeah, just like you like it.

00:12 - Look at you.

00:13 - Bon appetit.

00:14 - This looks amazing.

00:15 You put bacon and cheese in here.

00:18 - You said you wanted bacon and cheese.

00:21 - I didn't even know we had it.

00:23 I was just asking.

00:23 - I had it.

00:24 - Oh, it's good.

00:28 I love you, man.

00:30 - Hmm?

00:31 - Man love, I man love you.

00:32 Sometimes a man loves another man,

00:35 it's called man love, you know, it's cool.

00:37 - Okay, well I don't man love you back.

00:39 - It's okay.

00:40 It could be one-sided.

00:42 - Yeah, but I don't think that's fair.

00:43 If a man loves another man,

00:44 but that man doesn't love that man back,

00:46 then it causes problems.

00:48 - Right, but you know what?

00:50 Love isn't fair.

00:51 Love isn't fair.

00:52 Sometimes, you know, you don't get to choose who you love.

00:54 Love chooses you.

00:55 - I'm still a little bit uncomfortable with it.

00:56 - Okay, well.

00:57 - So I really.

00:58 - I won't talk about it anymore.

01:00 - Thanks.

01:01 - This is great, thank you.

01:02 - I'm glad you like it.

01:03 - It's awesome.

01:04 Do we have ketchup?

01:05 - Yeah, in the fridge.

01:07 - Can you get the ketchup for me?

01:09 - No.

01:10 - Please?

01:12 - No.

01:14 I just sat down, I'm comfortable.

01:15 - It would really--

01:16 - Come on, what?

01:17 It's Saturday, you're gonna be cooking on Saturday.

01:19 - It would just really complete the meal

01:20 if we had ketchup on the table.

01:22 - It's complete already.

01:23 - It would really complete the meal

01:24 having ketchup on the table.

01:25 - I think it's perfect right now.

01:26 I don't need any ketchup.

01:27 - You don't need any ketchup, therefore,

01:30 we don't need any ketchup.

01:31 - Well, I kinda do need ketchup

01:33 because I always put ketchup on my eggs.

01:34 - Then you should get the ketchup.

01:35 - All right, but don't you think

01:36 you should finish what you started?

01:37 - I did finish.

01:38 - It's not really finished

01:39 if there's no condiments on the table.

01:41 - What are you talking?

01:42 - You know, we wouldn't be able to eat

01:43 if we didn't have any utensils on the table.

01:44 What if we didn't have any forks?

01:45 - But we do have forks.

01:47 - Right, but we don't have condiments.

01:48 - Yeah, but condiments are not crucial to the meal.

01:50 - Really?

01:51 - Yes.

01:52 - Do you know in some countries,

01:53 they execute people for not bringing ketchup to the table?

01:55 - That doesn't make any,

01:56 some countries don't even have ketchup.

01:58 - That's horrible.

01:59 Who would wanna live in a country like that?

02:01 Thank God this country loves ketchup.

02:03 - I think you should just eat the eggs.

02:05 - See, do you not just understand

02:07 what I'm trying to explain to you?

02:07 - Yes, I understand.

02:08 I'm saying that if you just tried the eggs,

02:10 you'd see that you don't need any ketchup.

02:11 - I can't even try the eggs if I don't have ketchup.

02:15 My mother, God rest her soul,

02:17 always put ketchup on my eggs, always.

02:20 - Well, then you have two options.

02:21 Either A, you get the ketchup yourself,

02:24 or B, you call your mom.

02:25 Those are your options.

02:27 Take a minute to think about it.

02:28 - I can't really call my mom, can I?

02:30 - What are you, your mom just dropped you off.

02:32 What are you talking about?

02:33 I just saw her.

02:34 - Her phone is not working right now, okay?

02:36 I don't know when she's gonna get another one.

02:39 She works really hard.

02:40 God should rest her soul.

02:41 - God rest your soul, I'm not getting the ketchup.

02:45 - It's your fridge, man.

02:46 I don't even know where things are in it.

02:47 - It's a ketchup bottle.

02:47 It's bright red.

02:48 You can't miss it. - Well, then, look here.

02:50 You're closer than I am.

02:51 You should, you know what?

02:52 This makes sense for you to go.

02:53 - I don't want the ketchup.

02:54 - It's probably expired.

02:55 - I'll take the chance.

02:57 - You're not gonna get the chance,

02:58 'cause I'm not getting out of this chair, ever.

03:00 Just eat the eggs.

03:08 Come on, eat 'em.

03:10 You want me to do airplane?

03:15 I don't wanna do it, but I'll, you want,

03:19 is that what you want?

03:20 All right, fine.

03:22 Here.

03:23 (clattering)

03:25 (groaning)

03:27 (imitating train)

03:32 You don't like it?

03:38 You want me to do choo-choo train?

03:40 All right, I'm doing choo-choo train.

03:43 There's a mountain here, clouds on top.

03:46 There's a big mountain.

03:47 (imitating train)

03:50 Oh my God.

03:51 Fuck.

03:52 I'm blind.

03:53 I am, I'm blinded now.

03:55 Jesus, what the fuck is wrong with you?

03:59 God.

04:00 Oh man.

04:02 What the fuck?

04:03 - It happened before you brought the food out.

04:06 - Okay, well it's rather awkward for me to,

04:08 oh.

04:12 You could've just told me that you had,

04:15 - Oh really? - That's why you,

04:16 - Hey Steve, I have a huge boner right now.

04:17 Would you mind getting the ketchup for me?

04:19 That would've worked.

04:19 - A huge boner?

04:20 - No problem, Danny.

04:22 Well now I know.

04:23 Yeah, well it's a little late.

04:25 I'll point it over here.

04:26 - It doesn't matter where you point it.

04:28 It's ruined, this is ruined.

04:30 Fuck.

04:35 - Can we have any salt?

04:43 (upbeat music)

04:45,

04:48 - Did you even call somebody?

05:13 It's been like four hours.

05:15 (groaning)

Boner Breakfast | movie | 2010 | Official Featurette

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