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00:00 [The sound of a laser beam]

00:07 [The sound of a laser beam]

00:09 The laser scope is transmitted. The quality is poor.

00:15 Science, not sorcery, they call for.

00:20 Look.

00:22 [The sound of a laser beam]

00:24 [The sound of a laser beam]

00:26 [The sound of a laser beam]

00:28 This device is now ready for testing.

00:30 We shall use it to trap them all together.

00:33 [The sound of a laser beam]

00:40 Hello. Hello.

00:44 Don't be alarmed, old thing. It's not going to hurt you.

00:49 Everything's going to be all right.

00:52 [The sound of a laser beam]

01:15 Ready to start moving the probe down.

01:18 [The sound of a laser beam]

01:35 [The sound of a laser beam]

01:38 Ah, that's taking care of the Cybermen.

01:41 I'm so sorry, Ken. I'm the holidays off.

01:43 Doctor.

01:45 That's the new assistant.

01:48 [The sound of a laser beam]

01:54 It's your fat gear.

01:56 Fat gear.

01:58 [The sound of a laser beam]

02:14 [The sound of a laser beam]

02:29 Doctor, why don't you go and get out of that ridiculous garb?

02:32 Okay.

02:34 [The sound of a laser beam]

02:37 What's a girl like you doing in a job like this?

02:41 You found something.

02:44 Oh, Polly, I only wish I had.

02:48 Why not make some coffee to keep them all happy while I think of something?

02:52 All right.

02:54 They want to take over the Earth.

02:56 Oh, really, Miss Crowe?

02:57 What will we take if we like? And what they're going to do to...

02:59 All right, all right, all right. Let me deal with the explanation.

03:03 Exactly as you predicted, a chain reaction of explosions.

03:05 Well, it's fantastic. How do you do it?

03:07 Well, it's all quite logical, really.

03:09 Half of any calculation you need at all.

03:11 Except for simple stuff like the speed, angle of descent, and relative positions of the spaceship.

03:16 Can't we keep her on? She's much prettier than a computer.

03:20 What would you like me to do?

03:21 Well...

03:26 I'd like you to stay out of my way as much as possible and try and keep out of trouble.

03:29 I don't suppose you can make tea.

03:30 Tea?

03:31 No, no, no, I don't suppose you can.

03:32 They don't teach you anything useful at the academy, do they?

03:35 You could use an infrared film, a 25 filter on a 35 mil camera with a telephoto lens,

03:40 and, well, you could take frame after frame without getting anywhere near them.

03:44 Is that all gibberish, or do you really know what you're talking about?

03:47 Of course I know.

03:48 You're right. It could well be the sort of proof I need to get some action.

03:51 Well, all I need is my cameras from the house, and then I'm all set.

03:54 Now, wait a minute. This is hardly a job for you.

03:56 Why ever not?

03:57 Well, you're a young woman. This is a job for my men.

04:01 And of all the bigoted, anti-feminist, cretinous remarks...

04:05 This is no job for a girl like you. Now, that's final.

04:08 Oh, you... you man!

04:11 One of the ensanguilleros of Dr Who is the Brigadier, whose praises I'd like to sing.

04:17 Commander of the British branch of UNIT, the United Nations Intelligence Task Force,

04:22 Brigadier Alastair Gordon Lethbridge-Stewart first appeared in the Web of Fear in 1968 as a colonel,

04:27 helping to doctor combat Yeti who were terrorising the London Underground.

04:31 Customarily, he drives an army Land Rover.

04:34 The Brigadier is now retired and teaches A-Level maths at a boys' school.

04:38 Interesting that.

04:40 How nice to see you again, Doctor.

04:44 It's Colonel Lethbridge-Stewart.

04:46 Er, Brigadier, now. I've gone up in the world.

04:49 Where's the Doctor?

04:51 Gone in there, sir.

04:52 Then what are we waiting for? Let's get after him.

04:54 Where, sir?

04:55 Look.

04:57 Yes, I see what you mean.

05:01 Never mind, we'll soon fix him.

05:03 - Jenkins! - Sir?

05:05 Start with the wing, Clare. Five rounds of that.

05:11 Oh, dear, oh, dear, oh, dear. I do wish he'd listen to me.

05:14 Come along, we'd better follow him.

05:16 It's not just a matter of the same country, sir.

05:21 The Doctor's right. We're not even in the same universe.

05:24 What?

05:25 No nonsense, Banton. I tell you, that's a beach out there.

05:27 It's probably in Norfolk or somewhere like that.

05:29 - Oh, please, if you'd only listen to me... - Right, now.

05:31 I'll tell you what we'll do.

05:33 You two stay here. See that nobody wanders in.

05:35 We can't have the place overrun with holidaymakers.

05:37 I'll nip out, find a phone and tell the authorities exactly where we are.

05:41 I'm fairly sure that's Cromer.

05:43 - Packager. - Excuse me, sir.

05:45 Captain Turner's airborne. ETA over Russia.

05:47 Two hours, seven minutes from take-off.

05:49 Good. Keep the Doctor's channel open and let me know the moment he contacts you.

05:52 Yes, sir.

05:54 Don't look so worried.

05:56 Have a cup of tea.

05:58 What's wrong?

06:03 Did you know that in 1975,

06:05 Mary Whitehouse's National Viewers and Listeners Association

06:08 complained that Genesis of the Daleks was too frightening,

06:11 while the Cybermen were condemned for being too violent?

06:16 (DISTORTED)

06:18 Carlos?

06:36 Carlos?

06:42 (DISTORTED)

06:44 (SCREAMS)

07:10 (SCREAMS)

07:12 Holy Moses! What's that?

07:29 (DISTORTED)

07:31 It's beyond me.

07:34 (DISTORTED)

07:36 John!

07:59 (SCREAMS)

08:02 The first budget for Doctor Who was £2,500.

08:05 The series has always prided itself on producing frighteningly realistic effects

08:09 for minimal amounts of money.

08:11 One viewer wrote in to complain about the BBC

08:14 blowing up an entire church in the demons.

08:17 The church was a model.

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