Danger Force S01E05 Mime Games

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00:00 Come on, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go!

00:02 We're sco-sco-sco-sco-ing!

00:03 Our gooberluxe is three minutes away

00:05 and I'm not gonna lose my five star rating for any of you.

00:08 You could help us.

00:09 I'm helping by yelling.

00:11 Let's go, let's go!

00:12 Relax, boss. I'm good to go.

00:15 We're going to Paris.

00:19 You're not gonna pack anything?

00:21 Whatever I need, the universe will provide.

00:23 OK, Miles, that's all your stuff.

00:26 Again, told you.

00:29 Why do you do this for him?

00:31 The only way he'll learn is if I do it over and over for him again

00:34 until he learns.

00:35 Bose, bring the stuff outside.

00:39 You got it, boss.

00:41 Remember, I am Bruce.

00:44 Wait a minute.

00:47 I knew I smelled science in here!

00:51 Bose, why are you dressed like Bose?

00:53 'Cause I want to go to Paris.

00:56 It's the city of love.

00:57 I want to fall in love.

00:59 Oh, the heart seeks what it needs.

01:01 First of all, we're not going to Paris to fall in love.

01:05 We're going to Paris 'cause the French Captain Man is on strike.

01:08 Second of all, everybody knows you're gonna die alone.

01:11 Monsieur Man is on strike?

01:14 Yes.

01:15 Ah, ah, Monsieur Man!

01:19 They need us to protect France's greatest national treasures

01:23 until he agrees to go back to work.

01:25 Yeah, how long is that gonna take?

01:27 I don't know, ask him when you get there.

01:29 - I don't speak French. - Sure you do.

01:31 French is just English, but with their ridiculous accents.

01:34 Ha-ha.

01:35 That's very ridiculously wrong.

01:37 Sorry I'm late. I, uh, couldn't find my hoodie.

01:44 Hey, I have that same hoodie.

01:47 And that same hair.

01:49 - You pack all our traveling weapons? - Yeah.

01:52 - You get a little sizzler? - Of course.

01:54 - A smoke wagon? - In there.

01:55 - The mean wheel? - Trick question.

01:57 There is no weapon called the mean wheel.

01:59 Ooh, OK, Chopper.

02:01 Got a mean wheel right here.

02:04 You show it to a bad guy,

02:07 and when he sees all the mean faces on it,

02:10 he's like, "Put that away, that's so mean!"

02:12 - May I holler at you for a second? - Please do.

02:17 - We're real superheroes. - Yeah.

02:20 - We use real weapons. - Yeah.

02:22 Not things like the mean wheel and boo-boo pew-pew.

02:26 Oh, I forgot my boo-boo pew-pew upstairs.

02:29 - Uh, hey, Bray. - What?

02:32 There's a Goober Lux SUV outside.

02:36 Oh, my stars. My stars!

02:38 - What? - I missed the alert!

02:40 Now my five star rating's going down!

02:42 Come on, come on, come on, let's go, let's go, let's go!

02:44 - Chopper! - What?

02:51 [screaming]

02:52 [screaming]

02:54 [screaming]

02:55 Security system armed in three, two, one.

03:01 Boo-boo pew-pew, no!

03:09 Chopper?

03:18 Miles? Mika?

03:20 Bose?

03:22 Oh, wait, that's me. Uh, security lady?

03:25 What can I help you with?

03:27 Can you turn these lasers off?

03:29 It's been four hours and I gotta pee.

03:31 System shutdown requires magic word.

03:34 I wish I was smart like Schwoz.

03:35 Schwoz is smart, he doesn't magic word.

03:38 Schwoz is smart is the magic word.

03:40 Wait, that's three words.

03:44 OK, it's fine, it's fine.

03:46 Oh, Bose, they forgot us.

03:53 We're all alone in the man's nest.

03:55 Oh, we're all alone in the man's nest!

04:00 Mr. Security system, play some alone in the man's nest music.

04:05 Sounds good.

04:07 And Bose, have a little fun.

04:09 [music playing]

04:10 [laser sounds]

04:11 I don't even know where this bed came from.

04:27 [music playing]

04:28 Security system, turn off the music.

04:47 I'm about to watch an adults only show.

04:51 Welcome to C-SPAN.

04:54 Tonight's topic, health care policy in America,

04:57 single payer amortization, mortgage interest deduction,

05:00 penalty, social security, funding, a bunch of boring stuff, the Pentagon.

05:03 Our first caller is from Swellview.

05:07 Go ahead, caller.

05:08 Ah, ha ha!

05:09 I'm a kid watching an adults only show.

05:12 You shouldn't be watching an adults only show.

05:15 Where are your parents or other grown up co-workers?

05:18 Uh, I wanna say Italy.

05:22 [music playing]

05:23 [music playing]

05:24 Alright, everybody, calm down.

05:32 America's here.

05:34 Alright, first things first.

05:37 Got a couple of great jokes about French people,

05:40 so let's dive right in.

05:41 How many French people does it take to surrender--

05:44 [chattering]

05:45 [speaking French]

05:50 I'm sorry, I do not understand.

05:53 Uh, I was speaking French.

05:55 But no, French is just English with a very ridiculous accent.

06:01 See?

06:04 I'm right about everything.

06:05 This place kinda looks like hip hop puree.

06:09 But of course, we want you to feel at home

06:12 while you guard our national treasure.

06:15 Well, I guess somebody has to.

06:17 Since Monsieur Man over there is on strike.

06:22 That is correct.

06:24 I will not fight crime until someone buys me

06:30 a pretty pink motorcycle.

06:32 I'm sick of taking the subway.

06:35 I want to drive around, say, "Beep, beep, beep, out of my way!"

06:39 I am Monsieur Man!

06:42 [laughing]

06:43 OK.

06:46 What are we guarding here?

06:49 Only the most important treasures in all of France.

06:53 Napoleon's pants.

06:56 [chattering]

06:57 The first French bread ever baked.

07:01 [chattering]

07:02 And finally, the original elements of music superstars,

07:08 the Daft Punk.

07:09 [chattering]

07:10 Ah, I definitely know who Daft Punk is.

07:14 'Cause I'm cool.

07:15 And I know cool things.

07:18 Name any of their songs.

07:20 There's no time.

07:21 Volt, let's get an inventory on those weapons

07:24 before any of these cheese eaters try to steal

07:26 my favorite band's helmets or whatever.

07:29 Uh, we got a problem, Cap.

07:31 You took their own weapons bag.

07:34 A what?

07:35 Care to explain this, buddy?

07:40 I can't because I am the Derm-One.

07:47 Ah, did somebody science in here?

07:49 Wait a minute.

07:52 Schwoz!

07:55 I thought I told you to stay home, you little nerd!

07:57 I want to fight long!

08:00 Wait, if that was Schwoz, then where's...

08:05 [gasping]

08:05 Kevin!

08:07 I mean, Bose!

08:09 I mean, Rainstorm!

08:11 It all just... kinda happened.

08:16 [arguing]

08:19 Stop talking!

08:20 ♪ Danger ♪

08:24 ♪ Whoa-oh, whoa-oh ♪

08:27 ♪ Whoa-oh ♪

08:31 ♪ Danger, we're gonna be both ♪

08:33 ♪ We're gonna be both ♪

08:35 That's just the doorbell.

08:37 [sighing]

08:38 I know.

08:39 You guys, what happened to Bose?

08:43 Did we leave him at home?

08:45 - Alone? - Yes!

08:47 - He's my favorite one! - Wow, what does that say?

08:49 He's probably scared and cold and hungry and tired!

08:53 Well, I am happy and sweaty and well-fed and ready to dance!

08:58 ♪ All you can have, time of your life ♪

09:03 ♪ When I say "yee", you say "haw" ♪

09:07 - Yee! - Haw!

09:08 - Yee! - Yee!

09:09 I mean, haw.

09:10 ♪ When I say "yee", you say "haw" ♪

09:11 - Yee! - Haw!

09:13 - Yee! - Haw!

09:14 ♪ Step on to the right, approach and you'll see the left ♪

09:18 Who's this little cowboy?

09:21 The man's nest is supposed to be empty!

09:23 I don't know, but he's got some sweet moves!

09:27 [laughing]

09:28 Let me down!

09:31 Check Captain Man's Envygram feed.

09:35 He's definitely in Paris!

09:38 Wanna give up and go down to the pickle barn?

09:41 No!

09:43 [laughing]

09:44 Just one kid, we can take him.

09:47 And then the man's nest...

09:50 is ours.

09:52 OK, but first I gotta make a quick little viddy.

09:57 Hey, Frankini, look at me!

10:00 I'm with another guy!

10:02 And we're about to do a hot crowd!

10:05 [laughing]

10:06 What the heck are you doing?

10:07 I'm making Frankini jealous so he'll take me back!

10:11 No, no, give me that phone, give me that, give me, give me that phone!

10:13 Give me that, give me that!

10:16 ♪ Do the Captain Man, he got the full bubbles ♪

10:18 ♪ He got the hot crowd, the last of our clothes ♪

10:21 ♪ He's the man, time to go around ♪

10:24 Bad guys...

10:25 That's bad.

10:28 [laughing]

10:29 [music playing]

10:32 [cheering]

10:41 These two are about to get a taste of the mean wheel.

10:44 Plasma blaster?

10:47 When am I supposed to use this?

10:49 [laughing]

10:50 Oh, somebody call my baby Bose!

11:04 Relax, OK, I'm calling him.

11:06 [laughing]

11:08 It won't work!

11:10 The phone service you are using, Etienne, oui, is on strike.

11:14 The whole country is now on strike!

11:18 They are strike for Monsieur Man!

11:21 [laughing]

11:22 If only we had someone who could teleport back home!

11:27 Au revoir, Frenchies!

11:29 Nice!

11:32 Finally, one of your superpowers actually worked!

11:34 - Looking at you, shout out. - Wow, you're really gonna go there?

11:37 - What are you doing? - Get out of here!

11:40 OK, if anyone else is curious, that is the ladies' room.

11:44 - Ew. - Wow, mission accomplished, bud.

11:46 Anybody else got any ideas?

11:47 I've got an idea!

11:49 Why don't you stop that mime from stealing the baguette?

11:53 - Mime? - Baguette?

11:55 Stealing from...

11:56 Freeze!

11:58 Oh, freeze, like he's cold?

12:03 Ah, it's good.

12:05 - Alright, take the bread you burned. - No!

12:07 - That's stealing. - He's getting away!

12:09 I guess it works.

12:14 Sometimes you just, you know...

12:16 Get lucky.

12:18 That's a daft punk song.

12:20 I know it is, thank you.

12:23 - Then sing it. - Mmm, too expensive.

12:26 Come on, Goomer, smash it already!

12:33 You gotta film me!

12:34 I wanna make a Goomerang and send it to Frank Keeny.

12:37 Just smash the dang doors!

12:40 Fine, I'll Goomerang myself.

12:42 Do it already, alright?

12:44 Hey, where'd you get that outfit? The Liam Neeson collection?

12:47 - Smash it! - Come on, rock!

12:50 You know, I've made soiled diapers smarter than you.

12:53 - Swing it already! - Fine, I'll smash it!

12:56 - Smash it! - Nice doors.

12:58 Oh, wait, don't think about the doors.

12:59 Aw...

13:02 Dang it!

13:04 [music playing]

13:05 [laughing]

13:09 I got that on video!

13:14 - Alright! - Oh, want me to send it to Frank Keeny?

13:19 - No! - Ooh, ooh!

13:21 [laughing]

13:22 Talk, I said talk!

13:24 - Tell me where your friends are! - He's a mime, they don't talk!

13:28 They also don't have friends.

13:30 He's got friends, he's a mime!

13:34 They live in hives, so when you see one,

13:36 you know there's gotta be a mime hive nearby somewhere.

13:39 - Are you thinking of bees? - No.

13:41 Mimes work together, they live in hives

13:43 and they protect their mime queen at all costs, trust me!

13:45 I do not trust you.

13:47 [laughing]

13:48 - Talk, tell me where your hive is! - He's not going to talk!

13:52 We'll see about that.

13:54 Talk! Talk!

13:56 Talk!

13:58 OK, this guy's good.

14:01 He's got me twice so far, I said we'd just let him have the bread, you guys!

14:04 - No! - No!

14:05 But he wants it, look, he's hungry!

14:07 - Talk! - He's got a little bit going!

14:09 - Talk! - What?

14:12 - Let's try something else. - Like what?

14:15 What if we just play along?

14:18 Let's let him do his mime games and maybe he'll like us and tell us something.

14:22 Hm, if he won't speak our language, let's try speaking his.

14:26 [laughing]

14:30 Oh, no! I sure hope no one throws an imaginary rope around me!

14:35 What?

14:37 [laughing]

14:38 Because then I'd have no choice but to get pulled in!

14:42 Oh, no, I'm running away!

14:48 Oh!

14:50 Ah! He's got me!

14:54 He's got you! He's totally got you!

14:57 You need to activate rope me, rope me, rope me!

15:00 [explosion]

15:01 [laughing]

15:03 Rankini never lets me jump on the bed!

15:07 Hey, shut up, will ya? I'm trying to call the news!

15:10 Rankini always said I'd break the bed, but he's wrong!

15:15 [laughing]

15:16 He was right!

15:21 Would you get up off of this bed?

15:25 OK, think, Bose, think!

15:26 There's gotta be some way we can beat those guys.

15:28 I got an idea!

15:30 Boo-boo-boo-boo? You can talk?

15:33 No, this is all in your imagination!

15:36 Your heightened sense of survival is creating my voice in your head!

15:41 - Whoa! - Right?

15:42 Plus, you ate a lot of hair gel, so you're getting sick!

15:46 - It was so tasty! - Yeah, yeah, for sure, for sure!

15:49 But for real, though, I have an idea about how you're gonna beat these guys!

15:53 - Hey, Boo-boo. - Why don't you turn on the security system?

15:57 - Security system? - Yeah!

16:00 That's what lasered me right in half!

16:02 It's a great idea!

16:04 And I can use my powers!

16:07 Just flip that pencil over to the keypad and turn it on!

16:10 No, no, no, no, buddy!

16:13 - Just stroll over and use your fingers-- - Shut up, Boo-boo-boo-boo!

16:16 I'm using my powers!

16:17 [laughing]

16:18 [cheering]

16:23 Now you gotta do both next, die of old!

16:25 - Do all both! - Bye!

16:26 - Play along! - Nope, not doing it!

16:29 - Come on! - Paris, give it to the whimsy!

16:32 - Whimsy! - Whimsy!

16:34 - Whimsy! - Whimsy!

16:36 - Whimsy! - Oh, she's moving!

16:39 - Whimsy! - Oh, she's playing along!

16:41 - Whimsy! - Whimsy!

16:43 - Whimsy! - Whimsy!

16:45 [cheering]

16:46 Yeah!

16:47 Man, I told you this guy was good!

16:49 That's it, kiss, close, he's getting the bread!

16:51 - He's not getting the bread, Chad. - We wanna keep the bread!

16:54 - The bread's great! - Hold up!

16:56 What's happening?

16:57 - Uh, is this still a part of his act? - Yeah, let him do it!

17:01 I thought the whole thing with mimes is that they only pretend to do real things.

17:04 No, the thing with mimes is they make invisible honey.

17:07 - Again, bees! - Oh, I see.

17:08 [laughing]

17:09 What are you laughing at, man?

17:13 [horn blowing]

17:14 [gasping]

17:17 - It's more mimes! - They come from their hive!

17:20 Is that a mime queen?

17:22 And is she squirting invisible honey on a piece of toast?

17:26 Of course she is!

17:27 I told you I'm right about everything!

17:29 - Oh... - Oh, help!

17:30 [arguing]

17:32 [screaming]

17:38 You gotta stop those mimes!

17:43 I'm trying to just stop!

17:45 I can't believe this stupid thing actually works!

17:47 Stop laughing!

17:49 Stop being funny!

17:50 [laughing]

17:52 - It worked! - Nice!

17:57 - Alright! - Bow time!

17:58 Hey!

18:01 [laughing]

18:02 - Nice job, A-Wolf! - Where'd he go?

18:04 Who cares?

18:07 It's queen punching time!

18:09 [screaming]

18:11 Oh, hey, Bulls!

18:17 Can't... talk right now.

18:19 Yeah, I'm getting to the back to France.

18:21 Wanna roll with me?

18:22 Yeah, a little busy.

18:24 Hey, did you know that mimes live in hives?

18:29 Everyone knows that.

18:31 Hi, guys! You still got two unlasered legs!

18:36 - Been an honor to watch you walk over-- - Shut up, Boo Boo Pew Pew!

18:41 You can access it from the file menu.

18:43 - No, is it the edit screen? - They're probably wrong.

18:45 - Hello? - How do I know it's--

18:47 - No, no, it's Mary Gaberman! - Yes, yes, yes!

18:49 I can see you, can you see me?

18:51 Can you hear me?

18:52 Just hit accept video chat, Gaberman!

18:55 I'm pressing the button!

18:56 Stop it, I'm doing this!

18:59 - This is fun! - Stop it, don't press the button!

19:01 Don't press the button! Give me the remote!

19:03 - Give me, give me the remote! - You hit the button, I got the remote!

19:05 - Give me the remote! - You hit the button, I got the remote!

19:07 - Give me the remote! - Give me the remote!

19:09 ♪ It's how you laugh ♪

19:11 ♪ When I say, you say, "Ho!" ♪

19:14 - Yee! - Huh?

19:15 - Yee! - Huh?

19:16 - When I say-- - What the Florida Georgia line is this?

19:20 [music playing]

19:21 [fighting]

19:24 [laughing]

19:32 Wee!

19:39 OK, this just worked a few minutes ago!

19:41 [laughing]

19:42 Get over here and help me with the queen!

19:45 We have to secure the treasures!

19:47 Who cares about the treasures?

19:48 We gotta take out this queen before she lays any more eggs!

19:51 Eggs?

19:52 [fighting]

19:53 What?

19:56 Yes, eggs that hatch in a mine, Marvin, keep up!

20:01 [fighting]

20:03 Oh, no!

20:14 Tough break, anyway, new plan!

20:17 Just use your fingers to get ahold of the...

20:20 ♪ Mine ♪

20:25 ♪ But deep down I'm not OK ♪

20:31 ♪ It's just me and my truck ♪

20:34 ♪ And I don't give a... ♪

20:36 ♪ ...Hang to just anyone ♪

20:40 Hey, hey, hey!

20:41 One more song and we gotta call the news back!

20:44 Yee-haw!

20:46 ♪ I'm just a lonely Captain Brave ♪

20:58 [music playing]

20:59 [fighting]

21:03 - Sorry! - It's OK!

21:10 [fighting]

21:11 Alright, lady, baguette wrecked!

21:16 [screaming]

21:17 Baguette wrecked?

21:22 OK, choppa!

21:25 Uh, little help?

21:28 [screaming]

21:31 Thanks, no problem.

21:36 [screaming]

21:39 [screaming]

21:40 Oh, man!

21:43 I missed my chance to punch a mine!

21:46 [screaming]

21:47 The strike, she is over!

21:53 - What? - Yes!

21:54 The France has purchased me a pretty pink motorcycle!

21:59 No, beep, beep, beep, beep, out of my way!

22:02 Ah, ah, monster mine!

22:05 [laughing]

22:06 [laughing]

22:07 I don't know, it's a good thing.

22:12 Breaking news, the toddler Aunt Goomer

22:16 had broken into the man's nest.

22:17 That's right, and you tell Frankini I said that--

22:22 I-- I love you!

22:26 And-- and I-- and I miss you!

22:30 [crying]

22:32 How are you a bigger baby than me?

22:36 [laughing]

22:37 Security system activated.

22:43 [grunting]

22:47 I guess that's what happens when villains try to break into the man's nest.

22:55 That's right, Trent, they dance for about 20 minutes

22:59 and then they get zapped.

23:01 Well, then I'm sure none of them will ever try to break in again.

23:05 Let's hope not. Trent?

23:07 Show's over, Mary. Just smile and wait.

23:10 Oh.

23:11 Captain Man, the strike, she is--

23:21 - Yeah, yeah, she's over. - We heard.

23:23 Did you protect our French national treasures?

23:28 [meowing]

23:29 Not even a little.

23:30 Hey, the pants made it.

23:34 [crashing]

23:35 Uh, my bad.

23:39 That's on me.

23:41 What are we going to do?

23:43 Oh, well, uh, we are gonna go home.

23:46 You cannot just leave.

23:49 You came here, made a lot of dust up and destroyed all of our stuff.

23:55 Well, you know, America.

24:00 You guys can talk in Spanish if it wasn't for us.

24:03 You guys, I met the love of my life.

24:06 We're leaving.

24:07 - But, no, but I just felt-- - I said we're leaving!

24:11 [MUSIC PLAYING]

24:14 (upbeat music)

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