Lost in Karastan | movie | 2014 | Official Trailer - video Dailymotion

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Washed up British film director, Emil, who is invited by a nascent state to make a national Epic in an obscure Caucasus  | dG1faXBCTmp3dU13YWM

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00:00 Lie down. Start to breathe. Close your eyes. Go deeper into that quiet realm. You are at peace.

00:10 Fuck off!

00:11 Hello, Emil Thorsten.

00:13 So which one is better?

00:14 Depends whether you want a more powerful drill or want the bus locked before you recharge.

00:19 I am calling for autonomous Republic of Karastan.

00:21 Sorry, where?

00:22 My shoes.

00:23 Problem.

00:24 Come on, where are my shoes? I'm here for the film festivals!

00:26 Welcome to Karastan.

00:28 Why are there so many tanks?

00:30 We like tanks.

00:32 You want me to direct your national epic?

00:36 You are a genius.

00:38 Don't disagree with me.

00:40 People who disagree with me get shot.

00:42 Who's your favorite person on TV?

00:45 Skupce.

00:46 Who's that? Sort of famous Karastani actor?

00:48 It is Kartundog.

00:50 Where's the toilet?

00:51 Are you serious? How come I've got all of the weapons we knew in the last guy?

00:56 Last guy could have planted a gun on you.

00:58 Hey listen, I thought you were really good in Resident Evil 3.

01:02 Yeah, no, I wasn't in Resident Evil 3.

01:04 To be fair, it's difficult to work with a script like this.

01:07 I wrote the script.

01:08 Taner is the hero who united Karastan in the 14th century.

01:11 His mother was killed by marauding Circassians.

01:14 Are you alright?

01:15 Fire! Fire!

01:17 He was bothered by an eagle.

01:19 It's a true story.

01:20 Okay, the eagle has to land on the rocks by the baby.

01:24 The politics of lies.

01:26 You can smile and shit in your mouth at the same time.

01:30 Our actor has been kidnapped.

01:32 And everyone is lying to me!

01:33 I'm beginning to feel like everybody knows something and I'm the only one in the dark.

01:37 Pick up your shit, I will.

01:44 It's not breathing.

01:49 Man, she's it.

01:50 Here, if you want it, you can have it because I own it.

01:53 I mean, the people own it, but I own the people.

01:56 Taner!

01:57 (dramatic music)

01:59 (explosion)

Lost in Karastan | movie | 2014 | Official Trailer

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