Waiters | movie | 2022 | Official Featurette - video Dailymotion

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A short comedy about two awful waiters, an empty restaurant and a mistaken identity! | dG1fcGFZbUdPc1JXX0U

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00:00 Hi there, table for two?

00:10 Yes please.

00:11 Lovely, follow me please.

00:12 I do not like them.

00:23 Why?

00:24 What was it?

00:25 They come in every Wednesday and they're always rude.

00:27 They never tip and they always order steak.

00:29 Steph, two new customers on table 22, can you take their order please?

00:33 I'd rather lick the crust off Sophie's toes to be honest.

00:36 Steph?

00:37 Right, I'm going.

00:38 I'll just be a moment, just got to change my pad.

00:45 I don't want to have a crusty toes by the way.

00:55 Table 22 wants a pina colada and a lychee martini.

01:00 Yep, no worries.

01:02 What is lychee?

01:03 Isn't that something that sucks out your blood?

01:06 That's a leech.

01:07 Oh, Steph, the lady on 22 is looking for you.

01:11 Oh, is she now?

01:12 Oh, could we order our food please?

01:15 Yeah, of course.

01:18 So could I have the eggs benedict but instead of bacon could I have the salmon?

01:22 So eggs royale?

01:24 No, eggs benedict but with salmon, not eggs royale.

01:27 But that's literally what you just ordered.

01:29 No, the eggs royale is 90p more expensive.

01:33 So I'll have the eggs benedict but with salmon instead of bacon.

01:37 Okay, there's going to be an extra pound charge to be added for the salmon.

01:41 Yeah, that's fine.

01:50 Table for one?

01:51 Two please, I'm meeting someone.

01:52 Oh, of course, no problem.

01:54 Follow me please.

01:55 Is that Holly Valentina?

01:56 No, it can't be.

01:57 I'm going to go and ask her.

01:58 No, wait, Sophie, stop.

01:59 What are you doing?

02:25 You can't just go over there and ask her that, it's rude.

02:27 Well then what should I do?

02:29 Just treat her like a normal customer.

02:31 She's probably sick of it, she probably gets this all the time.

02:34 Okay.

02:35 Hello.

02:36 Hi, can I drink your drink?

02:41 I mean, can I drink your order?

02:46 Oh, I mean, sorry.

02:52 Oh, she's crashing, you better go get her.

02:56 I'm on it.

02:59 Sophie, Hayley needs you at the bar.

03:08 Can I get you something to drink?

03:10 Yeah, can I have a gin and tonic please?

03:17 Excuse me.

03:18 Fuck off.

03:19 It must be her.

03:20 What did she order?

03:28 Gin and tonic.

03:33 I'll take it.

03:41 Excuse me, my glass is empty.

03:44 Oh, you must have been parched, I'll get you another one.

03:48 Thank you.

03:49 So, this is Holly.

03:50 You don't mind me calling you Holly, do you?

03:51 Well, yeah, it's not my name.

03:53 Oh, okay, Holly.

03:54 Then what is your name?

03:55 Jessica.

03:56 These are for you.

03:57 Yes, our house cocktail and a banoffee cheesecake.

04:06 Okay, thank you, but why?

04:10 Because you're Holly Valentina, and we want to say thank you for coming into our restaurant

04:15 today.

04:16 I'm not Holly Valentina.

04:17 Are you not?

04:18 No.

04:19 She's Italian, and she's 47, but thank you.

04:25 Thank you.

04:31 Thank you.

04:37 Thank you.

04:43 Thank you.

04:49 Thank you.

04:55 Thank you.

05:01 Thank you.

05:09 Thank you.

05:15 Thank you.

05:21 Thank you.

05:27 Thank you.

05:33 Thank you.

05:41 Cut, we done.

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