Hayride to Hell | movie | 2023 | Official Trailer - video Dailymotion

A small town farmer exacts his bloody revenge on unscrupulous town folk who try to steal his land. | dG1feXUxakx6ajA1Snc

Transcript

00:00 This is family property, you assholes!

00:03 Jesus, Sam's gone crazy.

00:05 Yeah, no shit.

00:07 These assholes are trying to finish me off.

00:13 The bank will be forced to call in the loan

00:15 if you can't make any more payments.

00:17 I will not sell a single acre to you or anyone else.

00:20 We're only asking you to sell a little piece of land

00:22 on the backside of your farm.

00:24 What if I cut out your liver, your kidneys?

00:26 You wouldn't miss 'em, right?

00:28 Just because his family was first to settle in this area,

00:31 he thinks he owns the whole goddamn place.

00:33 Pretty soon you might not own shit.

00:35 I got some plans, sweetheart.

00:37 Oh, I got some plans.

00:39 You give me three days to make the greatest,

00:44 scariest, haunted attraction,

00:46 and if you are not satisfied with it,

00:48 I will sell the whole goddamn farm.

00:50 You're willing to gamble the future of your entire family farm

00:53 on whether or not you can scare me?

00:55 [screaming]

00:58 It was a harvest moon on the haunted hayride.

01:01 Some will have lived, some will have died.

01:04 The real mystery is, who will it be?

01:07 A crooked cop or Commissioners Three?

01:09 I warn you now, rider beware.

01:12 This haunt will have plenty of scares.

01:15 To hell you ride!

01:18 You've been conspiring with these assholes

01:21 trying to steal my farm.

01:23 Get me out of this or I will throw your ass in jail.

01:26 [screaming]

01:28 I dare you to take the hayride to hell.

01:32 [music]

01:37 (dramatic music)