One of our favorite things to do is figuring out which celebrity Barbara is referencing.
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00:00 And it's been almost a year, okay?
00:02 It is beyond time that they reboot Spider-Man again.
00:04 - Yeah, you're right, I love it.
00:06 But who can replace Tom Holland?
00:07 - I'll tell you who, that little magical cutie,
00:09 that Harry Potter.
00:10 - Daniel Radcliffe? - Yeah.
00:12 - He's already in a franchise.
00:13 You can't just swing from franchise to franchise.
00:14 - Well, why do I have to see Chris Pratt everywhere?
00:17 - Now I want a thick Spider-Man, like 50 cent.
00:19 Should be black anyways, costume got a built-in duray.
00:22 - Well, if they do go with a black actor,
00:24 I hope they go with that Mr. Brian Austin Green.
00:28 I am so proud of that young man and all of his success.
00:32 (stammering)
00:34 - So there are a bunch of white celebrities
00:36 who Barbara thinks are black,
00:38 like Brian Austin Green would be Brian Tyree Henry.
00:41 - Oh, I see you little Carrie Underwood.
00:44 Good morning.
00:45 - Carrie Washington.
00:46 - I'm going straight home,
00:47 put on a little Millie Bobby Brown.
00:49 - Bobby Brown.
00:51 - No one's done more for black actors
00:53 than Tommy Lee Jones.
00:54 - James Earl Jones.
00:57 - And we just let her keep thinking that.
00:59 - It's easier.
01:00 - And if they go with a woman,
01:01 you cannot go wrong with the splendid,
01:04 the wonderful Michelle Williams.
01:08 (stammering)
01:09 Now that is one talented diva.
01:13 Yes.
01:14 (stammering)
01:15 - She is arguably the third best child of Destiny.
01:17 - And all the way to the Academy Awards from Dawson's Creek.
01:22 Oh yes, Michelle.
01:23 - So close.
01:25 - Yes.
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