TOTALLY KILLER Trailer 2023

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00:00 [MUSIC PLAYING]

00:03 [MUSIC PLAYING]

00:04 I'd like to report a crime that hasn't happened yet.

00:06 Have you seen the movie "Back to the Future?"

00:08 Basically, I'm living that movie right now,

00:11 which is how I know there's going to be a murder tonight.

00:15 Hate time travel movies.

00:16 They never make any sense.

00:17 [MUSIC PLAYING]

00:20 Happy Halloween.

00:21 How about we all stay in and hand out Halloween candy?

00:24 No, Mom.

00:25 You know how hard this time of year is for us.

00:28 Your friends were murdered 35 years ago.

00:31 It's not 1987 anymore.

00:33 Stay safe, honey.

00:34 I love you.

00:35 [SIGHS]

00:36 [MUSIC PLAYING]

00:39 [MUSIC PLAYING]

00:43 [SCREAMING]

00:46 [PANTING]

00:49 Invisible, anywhere.

00:50 [MUSIC PLAYING]

00:53 [LAUGHTER]

00:54 What the fuck?

00:55 [LAUGHTER]

00:57 Excuse me, what year is it?

00:59 1987.

01:00 Oh, my god.

01:01 I know.

01:02 The '80s are almost over, and I haven't even tried Coke yet.

01:05 [LAUGHS]

01:07 I don't know.

01:08 [MUSIC PLAYING]

01:09 Oh, my god.

01:10 Mom.

01:12 Fuck off and die.

01:13 Jesus, Mom.

01:15 Mamacita.

01:16 Ay.

01:17 Ay, ay, ay.

01:18 Mamacita.

01:20 You know time for my birthday, bitch.

01:22 [SCREAMING]

01:24 This is a creepy-ass cabin in the middle of fucking nowhere.

01:27 What's the big deal?

01:28 There's a murderer on the loose, and you drove us

01:30 into the woods.

01:31 [SCREAMING]

01:32 Oh, my god.

01:33 What?

01:33 I forgot to bring vodka.

01:35 [MUSIC PLAYING]

01:37 You have 7 and 1/2 hours until you're stuck here forever.

01:39 [SCREAMING]

01:43 I need to stop all this horror before it happens.

01:45 [SCREAMING]

01:47 The machines kill us all.

01:49 No.

01:50 They more just rip apart the fabric of our society

01:52 via dance videos on TikTok.

01:53 They just dance against us.

01:57 Come on out.

01:57 The water's warm.

01:59 Just so you know, I don't do blowjobs.

02:01 You pee out of that thing.

02:02 [SCREAMING]

02:04 Just think, maybe if she did do blowjobs,

02:07 she'd still be alive.

02:09 Yeah, let's not make that the lesson.

02:11 [MUSIC PLAYING]

02:14 Baby's weed sucks.

02:15 This is just dirt.

02:16 Look at all these twigs.

02:18 I could give you a gummy this big that has 100 times

02:21 more weed than this.

02:22 [MUSIC PLAYING]

02:25 [MUSIC PLAYING]

02:29 [MUSIC PLAYING]

02:33 [MUSIC PLAYING]

02:36 [MUSIC PLAYING]

02:40 (upbeat music)

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