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adorocinema
  • 9/28/2023
Transcript
00:00 [MUSIC]
00:05 Yeah, what can I do for you?
00:06 Okay, picture a cell phone and an email machine all in one thing.
00:11 There is a free wireless internet signal all across North America and
00:16 nobody has figured out how to use it.
00:17 It's like the force.
00:20 Sorry, have you seen Star Wars?
00:24 No.
00:28 That guy is sketchy.
00:30 I don't think he's sketchy.
00:31 The guy's a shark.
00:32 I know how to market it and I know who we can sell it to.
00:36 But I want 50% of the company and I've gotta be CEO.
00:39 I don't know who you think you are, but deal.
00:40 Are you joking?
00:42 [MUSIC]
00:48 We are in a race to get this thing to market and we are a year behind.
00:51 I need a prototype.
00:52 I'll do it perfectly or I don't do it.
00:54 Mike, are you familiar with the saying perfect is the enemy of good?
00:57 [MUSIC]
00:58 Well, good enough is the enemy of humanity.
01:01 [MUSIC]
01:03 What are you calling?
01:04 It's called a Blackberry.
01:06 Try typing with your thumbs.
01:08 [MUSIC]
01:14 Get this baby in the hands of every Fortune 500 executive you can find.
01:18 We call them Crackberries.
01:19 [MUSIC]
01:23 Cheers, Dougwood, come with us, sir.
01:25 No, you wanna be great?
01:26 You need to sacrifice.
01:27 The more painful the sacrifice, the greater you'll be.
01:30 [MUSIC]
01:33 If we put more phones on these networks, they're going to crash.
01:35 Is this legal?
01:36 [MUSIC]
01:37 You need to sell a million Blackberries.
01:39 [MUSIC]
01:42 You guys calling it?
01:43 Five-four.
01:44 I'm in the middle of a hostile takeover.
01:46 [MUSIC]
01:49 Do you know what the sentence is for multimillion dollar stock fraud?
01:52 What are you doing?
01:53 I'm doing it all.
01:54 [MUSIC]
01:55 You guys have no idea how to run a company.
01:57 [MUSIC]
01:58 What's happening, man?
01:59 [MUSIC]
02:00 I created this entire market.
02:02 [MUSIC]
02:06 You said they were the best engineers in the world.
02:08 I said they're the best engineers in Canada.
02:10 [MUSIC]
02:13 What are they paying you?
02:14 I shouldn't say.
02:15 They're paying me $10 million.
02:17 Yeah, me too.
02:17 [MUSIC]