Comedy Tonight with Barry Crocker and Graham Kennedy | The Senior | September 26, 2023 - video Dailymotion

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Graham Kennedy and Barry Crocker on television in a skit imagining what life would be like for them in 1999.   Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7I9_HRmswYs

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00:00 haven't they? Left the mortal coil. The Dark Reapers got him. Hector Crawford, he's gone to God.

00:07 Gone to God? I thought he was gone.

00:09 [laughter]

00:12 Well I mean we're lucky to be here if you think about it. Two of us, I mean we're one of the last ones, you and me mate.

00:20 I mean they've all gone, kicked the bucket. I mean look at them all. Mike Walsh. Heart attack.

00:26 Abigail. Fat attack. Mike Willesee. Fell off an oil rig mate.

00:33 [laughter]

00:37 Don Lane. He went to pot.

00:40 [laughter]

00:41 Yes he strangled himself with some beads you know.

00:45 John Law. The flies got him.

00:48 [laughter]

00:50 Jimmy Hannon. His gums gave out.

00:52 [laughter]

00:58 And what about Ding Dong?

00:59 A frog ate her you know.

01:01 [laughter]

01:02 I don't know whether it ate her or gave her a nasty suck though.

01:05 [laughter]

01:06 Gumder.

01:07 Norman Gunston.

01:09 He nicked himself to death.

01:10 [laughter]

01:13 Paul Hogan.

01:15 He stropped himself to death.

01:16 [laughter]

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Comedy Tonight with Barry Crocker and Graham Kennedy | The Senior | September 26, 2023

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