The King of Queens_ Kevin James and Leah Remini Give Set TOUR! (Flashback)

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00:00 Why don't you go around the room and show the pictures?

00:02 - All right. - Okay?

00:03 - Well, here's, this is a picture of moi.

00:06 I swear to God, I look like Selena in here.

00:08 Do I look? - Yeah.

00:09 - I look like Selena in this picture.

00:10 - The Selena dance, dinner dance.

00:11 - Biddy biddy bum bum.

00:12 (laughing)

00:15 Oh, gotta go in here and get a scrunchie?

00:18 - Doesn't open.

00:18 - Right, doesn't open.

00:21 This is the set decorator.

00:22 They get things that I never heard of.

00:23 Romantic illusions.

00:25 I mean, who the hell would ever, all right.

00:27 Would you stop it, you're not fat, you're?

00:30 - I know, husky. - Husky.

00:32 That's right.

00:33 - This was our first house.

00:35 It was a little less expensive.

00:37 So that didn't work out, we moved.

00:39 And this, you know what's scary about this?

00:41 This is actually fudge.

00:42 - No, no, no, but could I tell you?

00:44 This is why they're on the set.

00:46 This is why they're on the set.

00:48 It's because my hair looks horrible in this picture.

00:52 So that's why they're even on the set.

00:53 These are like the reject pictures.

00:55 You know, look at, my hair looks horrible.

00:57 - This is the last time Tessie left you alone

00:59 for two minutes, she found you re-shingling the roof

01:01 with no pants.

01:02 And no shingles.

01:05 - This show is about normal family life.

01:08 I'm in a great marriage with my wife

01:10 and a little bit of craziness comes upon us

01:13 when my father-in-law comes to live with us.

01:15 It was played by Mr. Stiller.

01:17 My life is one of freeloading, womanizing.

01:21 And also there's a cloud over my head that says,

01:24 am I doing this?

01:25 - What the hell is he cooking on a hot plate for?

01:27 - Apparently it was his lucky hot plate.

01:31 - It is lucky.

01:32 It's the only thing that survived the fire.

01:35 - I got my buddies as weekend pals

01:38 that come over all the time.

01:39 - Duff, Duff, you got the TV?

01:41 - Yeah, it's down here.

01:42 (audience laughing)

01:46 - Your friends are here.

01:52 - Jerry is a doll and Kevin's a doll.

01:56 And hopefully three years we'll start to hate each other.

01:59 Then we'll know the show's gonna really keep on the air.

02:02 - When I go back to work,

02:04 you will not become a latchkey child.

02:06 That is my pledge to you.

02:09 - We laugh a lot and we laugh too much

02:11 because we'll do takes over and over again.

02:14 Once I start going, I'm pretty bad with that.

02:16 So I don't even look her in the eye very much anymore.

02:19 I find her clavicle and I stare at that.

02:22 Is that the clavicle?

02:24 I don't even know.

02:25 - Hey Doug, not only are you stupid for buying this,

02:27 but you're arguing about it in a really annoying way.

02:30 - Tough noogies.

02:31 - Just stand on these boards.

02:32 (audience laughing)

02:35 - What the?

02:39 (laughing)

02:41 - She's having fun with him.

02:44 He doesn't know where he's at.

02:45 - Do it again, do it again.

02:46 (laughing)

02:49 (laughing)

02:52 (dramatic music)

02:55 (cymbal crash)

02:58 [BLANK_AUDIO]

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