Old Dads | A Netflix Film From Director Bill Burr - video Dailymotion

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Three best friends (Bill Burr, Bobby Cannavale, Bokeem Woodbine) become fathers later in life and find themselves battling preschool principals, millennial CEOs and anything created after 1987. Only on Netflix – October 20.    Cast:  Bill Burr  Bobby Cannavale  Bokeem Woodbine  Katie Aselton  Jackie Tohn  Reign Edwards  Rachael Harris

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00:00 I always wanted to be a dad.

00:02 [screeching]

00:03 It just took 46 years for it to happen.

00:05 Just rub some dirt on him.

00:07 You might want to put a little Neosporin on her.

00:09 That thing could get infected.

00:10 Oh yeah? And you a doctor?

00:11 Or are you just like one of those WebMD guys?

00:12 It's just common knowledge.

00:13 You want to keep the cut clean.

00:14 Well, listen, I'm trying to raise a little man here,

00:16 not a fucking pussy.

00:17 So why don't you just go on Twitter

00:18 and go share this story where you are the hero?

00:20 Hold up!

00:22 What's up, party people?

00:23 You happen to check that new joint from Little Baby?

00:25 Come on, pound it out.

00:26 It's okay, thanks.

00:27 What? He's Fleek.

00:29 Oh.

00:30 Fleekity Fleek.

00:31 All right, you two, lock it down.

00:34 We got to impress this dude.

00:35 Change happens faster than when you were young.

00:38 This company is now a gender-neutral,

00:40 carbon-neutral, 21st century lifestyle brand.

00:42 I don't know what any of that means.

00:44 You need to talk to someone about your age.

00:47 You were late.

00:48 Couldn't find a spot.

00:49 We don't accept excuses.

00:50 Is there like a problem here, miss?

00:52 Well, if you'd actually read the school guidebook,

00:53 I wouldn't have to tell you anything.

00:55 I read the guidebook, all right, you stumpy little--

00:57 [gasps]

00:59 Wow.

01:00 You feel your generation is more evolved.

01:03 Yeah, absolutely.

01:04 It's not going.

01:05 Hit the thing!

01:06 Come on, let's go.

01:07 You know I got a flip phone.

01:08 You kidding me?

01:09 Oh, I got it, I got it, I got it!

01:10 Maybe I'm not cut out for this.

01:12 [screams]

01:13 But I'd do anything for my kid.

01:15 Woo!

01:18 You have no idea how awesome I was at your age.

01:21 Julio Iglesias came up to me in an airport,

01:23 dead certain I was his son Enrique.

01:25 The kind of vibe I was putting out, bro.

01:27 And that's ridiculous.

01:28 I was ridiculous.

01:31 Is there a reason we always have two white men

01:37 dominating the discussion in this room?

01:39 Is that a white guy?

01:41 I'm confused.

01:43 ♪ Oh, no, this won't take me 60 seconds, hold up ♪

01:46 ♪

01:50 ♪

01:51 ♪

01:54 ♪

01:57 ♪

02:00 ♪

Old Dads | A Netflix Film From Director Bill Burr

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