What Would Colorado Boulder Students Do For a Deion Sanders Lifetime Contract?

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Eddie | Barstool Chicago

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00:00 Deion Sanders is fucking gone.

00:02 We're not coming anymore.

00:03 We came.

00:03 Oh!

00:05 Prime time.

00:06 Prime time, baby.

00:06 [SIREN]

00:07 [CHEERING]

00:10 [SPEAKING ITALIAN]

00:15 I don't know what he said.

00:16 If it was problematic, I disavow.

00:17 If it was OK, viva la Mexico.

00:19 I got it.

00:20 We're here.

00:20 We're on Boulder's campus.

00:21 Colorado just put a beat down on the Nebraska Cornhuskers.

00:25 I'm on the street right now.

00:26 We're going to be asking people, what would they do?

00:29 What would they do if it meant that Deion Sanders could sign

00:31 a lifetime contract with Colorado?

00:33 Question A, what would you do for Deion Sanders to sign

00:36 a lifetime deal with Colorado?

00:38 Oh, just about anything.

00:40 I'd be respectful, of course.

00:42 Classy lady.

00:42 I'd get fucking naked every day of the week.

00:44 Naked as shit.

00:46 There he goes.

00:47 Deion Sanders is fucking God.

00:50 He's the best fucking person ever on Earth.

00:52 Colorado's the new fucking face of football.

00:55 Deion Sanders is the best--

00:57 Oh my God!

00:59 Where's that fucking good?

01:00 --in the fucking world.

01:01 Boys are fired up.

01:03 He didn't say what he'd do, but he would do a lot, I'm sure.

01:07 All you gotta say is, go Buffs.

01:08 Like, really.

01:09 Go Buffs!

01:09 Play it simple.

01:10 Play it simple.

01:12 That's it.

01:12 What would you do if it ensured that Deion would

01:15 stay at Colorado for life?

01:16 Hey, hey, hey, hey.

01:17 Fuck Nebraska.

01:18 Fuck Nebraska.

01:19 Pussy ass fool.

01:20 Pussy ass fool.

01:21 I don't know if I'm allowed to say what I don't want to say.

01:23 You're allowed.

01:24 All right.

01:25 Suck his [BLEEP]

01:26 [CHEERING]

01:28 Go Buffs!

01:31 Go Buffs!

01:33 That's a good answer.

01:34 Thanks.

01:35 I'd be so fucking happy.

01:36 What would you do, though?

01:37 What would you give?

01:39 I would-- actually, I'd give my first born.

01:42 First born.

01:42 That's a good answer.

01:43 Same.

01:44 Same.

01:44 I'd give my first born everything.

01:46 My whole life.

01:48 I'd give up my tuition.

01:51 Oh my God.

01:52 There isn't something I wouldn't do, actually.

01:55 I'd streak Folsom.

01:56 We're not coming anymore.

01:57 We came.

01:57 Is everybody here?

01:58 Do you agree to come if he stays forever?

02:00 [CHEERING]

02:02 They're coming.

02:03 They're coming.

02:05 Everybody's coming.

02:06 Everybody's coming.

02:07 Hey, sorry.

02:08 Is that your mom?

02:09 That's my mom.

02:09 Oh, shit.

02:10 Hey, they're coming.

02:11 We're coming.

02:12 We're here.

02:12 Everybody's coming.

02:13 [INTERPOSING VOICES]

02:15 We're not coming.

02:16 We're here.

02:17 Go Buffs!

02:19 Let's go!

02:20 [CHEERING]

02:23 Go Buffs!

02:24 Let's go, Schmuck!

02:25 We're just talking a little bit about the Buffs.

02:27 What do you think about the squad this year?

02:29 I have no idea what you're talking about.

02:31 I'm a shooter, bro.

02:32 Schwarz or Prieto?

02:33 Look at that.

02:33 [LAUGHS]

02:35 [SPEAKING ITALIAN]

02:39 I don't know what he said.

02:40 If it was problematic, I'd disavow.

02:41 If it was OK, Viva La Mexico, I guess.

02:44 I'd stand in 24 hours in a cave with White Sox Dave.

02:50 It would be-- hey, it would be tough.

02:52 But I think I could do it.

02:54 And with Dion?

02:57 That sounds like a bridge too far, if you ask me.

02:59 For Dion, man.

03:00 For Dion.

03:01 That's all it is.

03:02 All right, so that's over and out on College Avenue.

03:04 Sounds like Dion Sanders is about to have

03:06 a lot of new firstborns.

03:07 So Dion, hope you've got those baby skills ready.

03:10 Changing diapers, hope you don't forget that stuff.

03:12 So that's it.

03:13 Shout out to the Colorado Buffaloes, 2-0.

03:16 [SIREN]

03:19 [SOUND]

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