Barstool Pizza Review - Heat Pizza Bar (Tuscaloosa, AL)
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00:00 [Music]
00:19 Alright, pizza view time. We are in Tuscaloosa.
00:22 Shame on Fanatics. Shame on Fanatics. Shame on Fanatics.
00:26 I ordered a Mac Jones Alabama shirt like a week and a half ago.
00:30 It didn't arrive. I gotta get me some Bama gear.
00:32 I wear Heat. Like they said in there, they're like, "Don't worry, Prez.
00:37 You're not gonna find any people wearing shirts six sizes too small.
00:42 No fucking flaming liberals out here who's gonna give you a problem."
00:45 This is kind of like Portnoy country, believe it or not, Tuscaloosa.
00:48 So here we go. One bite, everyone knows the rules.
00:50 Heat also, ooh, interesting. I wasn't expecting it to be like flatbread style.
00:57 The guy is like a gigantic stoolie.
01:00 Thank you for gracing us with your presence.
01:02 I saw you tweet at me on Instagram too.
01:04 I had to think of some old school stoolies.
01:08 I had to try to get something from back in the day.
01:10 The hollow F you hydrate.
01:12 Almost came up with a purple starfish drink.
01:14 He was throwing out references. Hollow F you hydrate. All time video.
01:18 [cheering]
01:31 Purple starfish. I don't know if he did his research to get a good score,
01:34 but on the way out, it was like, "Be nice to me."
01:36 Well, you get the hollow F you hydrate.
01:40 I wasn't expecting to see falls here, but there we go.
01:44 Hey, gotta represent. I was born in Knoxville.
01:47 All right, represent.
01:48 We're in Tuscaloosa. We got Knoxville. We got everything.
01:51 We got the Tidy Whities, the whole works. One bite, everyone knows the rules.
01:53 Heat.
01:55 Here for Bama, Texas. Big game. Never been here. Excited.
02:04 It's like a flatbread pizza. Not bad.
02:11 Hi.
02:12 I didn't want to miss it.
02:14 No, no, you don't miss it.
02:21 Listen, it's a flatbread pizza. It's not bad.
02:24 I'm going to go--did you get the pretty girl in the Mac Jones?
02:27 I think she was wearing Mac Jones.
02:28 I feel like there was a brunette, the one who asked if she could go in.
02:31 I don't know if she's on camera. If she is, that's how I expect every single Alabama fan to look like.
02:38 7-1? It's definitely worthy of a 7.
02:41 Again, it's good. It's flat. The guy kind of kissed my ass. 7-1.
02:45 Heat. Roll Tide. Do they do anything besides just roll tide, right?
02:50 That's it? Just roll tide?
02:52 Yeah, of course.
02:54 Perfect. Thank you, Bill.
02:55 So if you're--you got to hammer the Tide today.
02:58 I like Texas.
02:59 Dang.
03:00 I mean, I'm biased here, but I'm telling you.
03:03 If we can pass block, I think we win by 14.
03:05 Last year's game scares me.
03:07 Last year, we were a totally different team, totally different defense.
03:09 I'm telling you. Let me show you one picture of Millrow real quick just to convince you.
03:14 Look at this fucking animal. This is the team pick.
03:16 Can he throw?
03:17 Yes, he can.
03:18 But when I watched him last year, he couldn't throw.
03:21 This is the team pick, and people zoomed in and saw this of him.
03:24 No.
03:25 It just tells you--that's just like his attitude. Everybody's doubting him.
03:27 Can we show the pick?
03:29 All right, so--
03:30 I got it.
03:31 You did?
03:32 I mean, he couldn't throw last year. That does worry me.
03:34 I don't know. I don't know.
03:35 But he didn't play much either.
03:36 Oh, is he not the guy who was running around?
03:38 Yeah, yeah, yeah. But he only played--so he came in when Bryce got hurt.
03:41 He couldn't throw last year.
03:42 I'm telling you, man.
03:43 But the whole identity's changed of the offense.
03:47 Last year, we relied on Bryce to do everything.
03:49 But now we're going to ground and pound, open up that play action.
03:52 I'm going to have to come back and rescore you to a zero if I change my bet and they don't cover.
04:01 That's a pirate dog. I love it.
04:02 Hey, that's fine. Come back.
04:04 What was the score?
04:05 You're going to have to watch.
04:06 Okay, okay.
04:07 That was good.
04:08 I was still eating it.
04:09 Yeah, okay.
04:12 We didn't change anything.
04:13 I know it's not your style of cut and all that.
04:15 I was like, "We can't change it."
04:16 No, no, no.
04:17 I was like, "If he finds out we changed it, we'll get more blowback from that than we do."
04:19 No, no. It was good.
04:20 It's like a thin crust.
04:21 It's like a flatbread.
04:22 Yeah.
04:23 Cool. I appreciate it. Here you go.
04:24 Nice meeting you, man.
04:25 Thanks, man.
04:26 Hey, one other thing about the whole gambling.
04:28 I'm telling you we're going to beat him.
04:29 We're going to beat him.
04:30 We're going to easily come in front.
04:31 I'm telling you.
04:32 And family's right.
04:33 Plus 600, plus 650 to win the Natty right now.
04:35 You like that?
04:36 After we beat him by 1420 points today, we're going to get plus 600 odds on family.
04:40 I think they are going to win the SEC.
04:41 But I don't know.
04:43 Because then I did this last year.
04:46 I took Georgia, and I ended up in a position where I was rooting against myself because I'm a Michigan guy.
04:50 So I think Michigan can win the whole thing.
04:52 So, Michigan hasn't looked good.
04:53 No, but Michigan I think is going to be very good by the end of it.
04:56 Yeah.
04:57 All right.
04:58 Sprinkle a little on the future.
04:59 You're convincing me.
05:00 Cheers.
05:01 Cheers, buddy.
05:02 Appreciate you coming in.
05:03 See you.
05:04 Let me hear you.
05:05 You think it's going to be roll tide, roll?
05:06 When the plane landed, I was on Texas plus the points.
05:08 I've been swayed by all the people here.
05:10 I'm drinking the Alabama Kool-Aid.
05:12 The guy at the pizza place told me better than the national title.
05:15 At home, under the lights, Bama, you can't go against that.
05:20 I think they win by double digits tonight.
05:21 Yeah.
05:22 [MUSIC]