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Pepito Manaloto - Tuloy Ang Kuwento: Norwegian 101 with Barbie (YouLOL)
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9/10/2023
Aired (September 9, 2023): Norwenian o noranian, ano ba talaga ang language sa Norway? Sino kaya ang tama kina Baby at Robert?
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00:00
[music]
00:04
Barbie, I'm so happy that you're still going to stay here.
00:08
Yes, I'm happy too.
00:10
Betlogad, Robert.
00:13
Wait.
00:15
What?
00:16
Wait, it means no.
00:18
You said I'm gay, girl.
00:20
I'm not gay, I'm not a girl either.
00:23
I said, Betlogad, it means I'm sorry in Norway.
00:29
Wow, that sounds so beautiful.
00:32
I want to learn that too.
00:35
What's it called? Norwegian? Is it Norwegian, Barbie?
00:38
No, baby. It's Noranian.
00:40
What's wrong, Robert? You made Barbie look like you.
00:43
We call our language Norwegian. What do you guys want to know?
00:47
Okay, I want to know how to say beautiful.
00:52
Bakke.
00:54
What about beautiful?
00:58
Duasya bakke.
00:59
Duasya bakke.
01:01
Very good.
01:03
Just kidding.
01:04
What's "charot lang"?
01:06
It means joke only.
01:08
Okay, baby. Duasya bakke. You're so beautiful.
01:13
Thank you.
01:15
Just kidding.
01:16
Sir, are you sure that Tommy is the one we're going to make the project's head?
01:25
That's what Mrs. Francia wants, right? Instead of losing our project.
01:28
See? That's why I should give you all my demands.
01:32
Okay, okay. What else do you want?
01:34
Well, since I'm also going to make the storyboard and the video,
01:39
I think I should be included in the budget.
01:42
I'll ask for money.
01:44
Okay.
01:46
You don't want to?
01:47
Huh?
01:47
You don't want to?
01:48
Then I'll tell Mrs. Francia that you don't want her project anymore.
01:52
No, no. You talk to finance so that you can release the budget.
01:56
Excuse me.
01:57
Let's talk about my commission.
02:00
I'm okay with 20%.
02:02
20%? That's too much. It should be 5%.
02:04
10%.
02:05
No, 2%.
02:07
Wait. Why are you so low? You're already spending 5%.
02:10
You're so annoying.
02:11
No, no. I'm okay. I'm okay with 5%.
02:14
But I have another request.
02:16
I ran out of gas. Can you lend me 5,000 pesos?
02:21
5,000? That's too little. Just give me 200.
02:23
Deal.
02:25
Maybe it's still going down.
02:27
Thank you again, Alessandro Tito.
02:32
Thank you again for the lovely dinner.
02:34
I'm really happy to be here.
02:36
Me too. We're also happy that you're here.
02:39
That's true, Ate Barbie. We're happy that you're here.
02:42
And also, you cook. The food is very delicious.
02:45
Kuya is so good. He can speak English.
02:48
Yes, he's a good home-cooked actor.
02:51
Sir, ma'am. We're also happy that Barbie is here.
02:56
She taught us Norwegian.
02:59
That's true.
03:00
Here's a sample, ma'am.
03:02
That's a cow.
03:05
It means, "This is beautiful." Right?
03:08
You know what? Robert taught me some more Tagalog words.
03:14
Like, "charot," "aura," "jave," and "wale."
03:20
You taught her those. "Wale."
03:24
And you taught her the things she uses every day.
03:27
Oh, wait. There's one that I can use right now.
03:30
"Guguran ako."
03:31
I didn't teach you that, ma'am.
03:33
I know. I learned it from the Internet.
03:36
But I just want to say, "Guguran ako," because I'm leaving tonight.
03:41
Huh? Why?
03:44
Remember Emma? She's fixing my papers and my bank accounts now.
03:48
And she found a place for me to stay.
03:50
So, thank you again, Elsa and Pepito.
03:53
We'll miss you, Barbie.
03:55
And don't forget to...
04:00
Okay, sir. You taught her that, right?
04:03
Yes. I'll tell her.
04:05
Bye?
04:09
Wale.
04:11
I'm leaving.
04:16
[upbeat music]
04:18
[upbeat music]
04:20
[upbeat music]
04:22
Yeah!
04:22
Anywhere in the world, everybody in the house!
04:24
Click and subscribe now!
04:26
[BIRD NOISES]
04:29
You know!
04:30
[BIRD NOISES]
04:32
Click and subscribe now!
04:34
[BIRD NOISES]
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