How Bad Can A Double Date Get? | movie | 2020 | Official Clip - video Dailymotion

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Ayo’s and Rachel’s new romances come to a halt when both of their partners show up to a double date and realize they | dG1fbGhlYVdjcnlNb2M

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00:00 [MUSIC PLAYING]

00:08 I'm so in love I can't even finish my drink.

00:11 I also can't finish my drink.

00:12 But because my paper strung are wet and unraveled on itself,

00:16 this can't be better for the environment.

00:18 Oh my god, shut up.

00:19 Moss just texted me.

00:20 He said he's on his way.

00:21 Jess just said the same.

00:23 They're perfect.

00:25 I'm kind of nervous.

00:26 Last night I was playing The Sims

00:27 and I kept accidentally making ones of me and Jess

00:30 and marrying them.

00:31 That's terrifying.

00:32 I got nervous, so I put them in separate swimming pools

00:34 and took out the ladders.

00:36 OK, yeah.

00:38 You know, the double date is going to be great.

00:40 And if not, it's not our fault. Because I have no flaws,

00:43 and neither do you.

00:44 That's what feminism is.

00:45 Damn, that was beautiful.

00:46 Good one.

00:47 It's glorious dynamite.

00:48 I'm matching a couple quotes together.

00:51 Hey.

00:52 Hey, how's it going?

00:53 Hey.

00:54 Oh my god, are you cold?

00:56 No.

00:58 Hey, I'm Rachel.

00:59 I'm Jess.

01:00 I'm Ayo.

01:00 I'm Moss.

01:01 This is Moss.

01:02 Nice to meet you.

01:04 Tame Impala?

01:05 I love them, man.

01:05 It's my favorite band.

01:06 Yeah, oh my god, same.

01:07 I just saw them at Panorama.

01:08 I was there.

01:09 I think I saw you.

01:10 I've never been to a concert.

01:11 Because you're supposed to go in groups of three or more,

01:16 and none of my friends are friends.

01:19 Rachel is very polarizing, but that's a strength, I think.

01:23 Word.

01:23 Hey, Ayo, did you clock out?

01:25 OK, here's the deal.

01:26 I work here, but if we order now and order fast,

01:28 I'll take care of the rest.

01:29 Can I just get a black coffee?

01:31 That's what I was going to get.

01:32 Taste.

01:32 Oh my god.

01:33 Oh my god, that shit was crazy.

01:34 It was insane.

01:37 Ayo, can I see you do one thing?

01:39 Yeah, sure.

01:39 Can I do--

01:40 Awesome, thank you.

01:41 That really helped.

01:42 So I see you're a scarf man.

01:45 Am I?

01:46 OK, they're literally best friends.

01:48 I know, it's perfect.

01:49 We're going to be couple friends,

01:50 which will strengthen our individual relationships,

01:52 which will in turn strengthen the group.

01:54 And the course of events will only naturally lead to us all

01:56 getting married, swap the kids one day,

01:58 because we're all mixed race.

01:59 They don't know who their parents are.

02:01 They can't break up with us, because if they even try--

02:03 Is that a turn of the Elvin century tattoo?

02:06 Yeah, it's a quote from the 12th book.

02:08 I know, it's the best one.

02:09 I can't believe you know about that.

02:11 No one ever does.

02:11 But we do.

02:13 What's this?

02:14 It's a book.

02:15 It's kind of niche, though.

02:16 Oh, well, I've read before, and I'll actually read again.

02:20 I got a banana bread for the table.

02:22 You know I can't eat that, right?

02:24 I'm literally allergic to gluten and bananas.

02:27 OK, what, I'm supposed to retain information about you?

02:30 That's literally what a relationship is.

02:32 Please, a relationship is about pushing someone away,

02:34 so they're drawn to you until you inevitably push them too

02:36 far, and they leave you forever.

02:39 Is this your close friend?

02:41 Two allergies is a lot.

02:42 I have two allergies.

02:43 No, no, I know, tree nuts and sorgh.

02:46 I know all your allergies.

02:47 Your Sim had them all programmed before I

02:48 killed them in the swimming pool.

02:50 Did I say that part out loud?

02:51 OK, wait a minute.

02:52 You, look at me.

02:54 Look at me.

02:56 You're settling.

02:57 Nah.

02:58 [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH]

03:00 [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH]

03:04 Well, I just want to say it's great

03:05 that you're getting along, but that

03:07 doesn't make us bad people.

03:08 That's true.

03:09 Maybe not, but you subtweeting moss does.

03:12 What?

03:13 Hey.

03:14 Oh, sorry, I didn't even realize I was doing that.

03:16 I don't smell.

03:17 Hey, dude, you're settling too.

03:19 I was literally drinking milk.

03:20 That's weird.

03:21 Also, she works here and has an offer

03:23 to get us our food for free.

03:24 Wow.

03:24 OK, first of all, Mr. Man, you guys see with those glasses on,

03:28 you think you're so smart.

03:29 Apparently not.

03:30 I haven't clocked out.

03:31 And if I was stealing money and stealing food,

03:34 legally, that's embezzlement.

03:36 Did you ever think about that, Mr. Glasses?

03:38 That's a crime.

03:39 Actually, I have a super amazing girl I can set you up with.

03:42 Really?

03:43 Me too.

03:44 It's my sister.

03:44 Mine's my sister too.

03:45 Do you want to get out of here?

03:46 Yeah, let's get out of here.

03:47 Excuse us.

03:48 Wow, wow.

03:48 Excuse us.

03:49 Push right out.

03:50 You're going to like my sister.

03:51 She's so hot.

03:52 Oh my god, if she lives anything like you.

03:53 OK, that sucked.

03:55 Can I just say Jess, Moss?

03:57 Bad people.

03:58 Me.

03:59 There's good and there's evil.

04:00 There is nothing in between.

04:01 I was drinking milk.

04:02 Milk is good for you.

04:03 People have tried to break my bones.

04:05 They actually will not break.

04:07 You asked a very considerate question.

04:09 Oh, yeah.

04:10 Are you cold?

04:11 And he goes, no.

04:13 When a woman suggests that you are cold, you're a feminist.

04:18 Why?

04:18 If you are an ally to women, lie to their faces.

04:21 Thank you.

04:22 I feel sick.

04:23 You know what?

04:23 What?

04:24 Screw them.

04:25 Yes.

04:26 Hey, bartender.

04:27 Come on.

04:27 We'll have everything and we'll put it on their tab.

04:31 That's not how this place works.

04:33 This is a diner.

04:34 Also, I owe you never clocked out.

04:38 You know who else hasn't clocked out?

04:41 Racism in society against me.

04:45 OK, you're done?

04:46 Yeah, I'm done.

04:47 OK.

04:48 Well, this is all coming out of your paycheck, obviously.

04:50 Yeah, no.

04:50 I believe that to be a fair punishment for my crime.

04:52 Thank you.

04:53 Great.

04:53 I just want to say she's totally overstepping her bounds.

04:57 You need to get out.

04:57 You cannot come back here.

04:59 I'll totally go.

05:01 Thank you.

05:02 That's not-- OK.

05:03 I'll have a really good one.

05:04 No, you have to put that down.

05:05 OK.

05:06 You have-- OK.

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