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Are You Afraid Of The Dark

SKAM Season 1 Episode 0 Bloopers - (English Sub)

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00:00 - I'm very stressed. - What kind of stress?

00:04 My best friend Jonas has a girlfriend named Eva.

00:11 She's also a good friend.

00:14 She's suddenly become jealous and likes him because he's got a text from his ex.

00:22 She doesn't reply to him, but to me. She starts crying.

00:27 It's hard for me, because he's my best friend, but I feel bad for her too.

00:33 How do you solve this situation?

00:37 I think it's best that they talk to each other.

00:41 I told him that he could call her and tell her she was a bit upset, without telling her too much.

00:50 I'm sorry.

00:52 Oh my god, I'm so scared!

01:00 - Did they talk to each other? - Yes, so it's okay between them.

01:12 But I'm always the one who has to solve the problem.

01:16 - I'm so scared. - Me too.

01:20 You are my love. You are my heart.

01:25 And I will never ever feel the fear.

01:29 I love you.

01:30 I love you.

01:32 I love you.

01:33 I love you.

01:35 I love you.

01:37 I love you.

01:38 I love you.

01:40 I love you.

01:42 I love you.

01:44 I love you.

02:04 Let's continue the music.

02:06 Can you sing to that song, Marlon?

02:20 I can sing another song.

02:22 Okay, then we'll start with another song you can sing to.

02:27 - And camera? - Here.

02:29 Here you go!

02:32 "The song is called 'The song is called'..."

02:37 No, sorry, that song didn't work.

02:40 I mean...

02:41 Sorry!

02:43 - Eva. - Yes?

02:45 I was wondering if you could start by telling us about yourself.

02:50 Who are you as a person?

02:53 I was thinking about what you were going to ask me.

02:58 What the hell is that thing about who I am?

03:02 I don't know who I am. Maybe I'm the one who gives up.

03:07 I don't know.

03:08 It's just like, "Who are you? Who are you?"

03:15 No! No!

03:20 That was perfect!

03:22 I forgot the script.

03:25 You're a person, and you have to know who you are.

03:29 It's going well, Lisa.

03:33 It's great that you're hiding the script.

03:35 I would never hide the script.

03:37 I just don't know how to start.

03:39 Okay, we'll take a good shot.

03:42 Seriously?

03:47 You're supposed to laugh. Sorry.

03:51 No! I'm having a good time!

03:53 That was perfect!

03:55 Now you just have to show it!

03:57 - I'm not doing anything. I'm tired. - No, you were great!

04:05 - It's locked! - Okay.

04:08 - I'm going to smash it again. - Crazy shit.

04:10 Just write down the address, and I'll record it on GFES.

04:14 - Okay, thank you. - Sorry.

04:16 - It's a bit... - Yes.

04:18 - GFES. - No, it's too...

04:20 - We're both having a bad time. - Do you want to be cut?

04:24 - Fuck. - Sorry.

04:29 - I got a voice crack. - You looked like you were about to do something.

04:32 I was just sitting there.

04:34 - I heard people getting bored. - Yes.

04:37 - I'm bored now. - I'm bored too!

04:40 No, no, no. Come on, guys.

04:46 Come on.

04:50 - Who's not a terrorist? - Terrorists!

04:53 - What are you doing here? - I'm being sued by the police.

04:58 - That was perfect! - I'm being sued by the police.

05:01 - I'm not going to third grade, at least not in bed.

05:05 - This is serious, I can't joke about it. - Oh, yes, yes.

05:09 - You're really into this. - Of course.

05:12 The only thing you should think about is that you're really tired and that you should have slept a bit longer.

05:19 - Yes. - A bit longer.

05:22 - And that we're a bit tired. - Yes.

05:27 - Jonas, your boyfriend, was he with your best friend before? - Yes.

05:37 - Did you get him? - I wouldn't say that I got him.

05:42 They were probably a bit more distant.

05:45 It was very complicated, but it was because I liked Jonas since eighth grade.

05:51 And... yes. And then they broke up.

05:56 And I was very good friends with Jonas all the time.

06:00 It was probably a bit stupid between us. I don't talk to Ingrid that much now.

06:05 - But was there a break up between you two before you got together? - Yes, there was.

06:11 - There was? Okay. - Yes. That's why I'm not that kind of person.

06:16 I'm not the kind of person who likes to steal other people's chances.

06:21 - What kind of person are you? - What kind of person are you?

06:29 - Are you? - Are you?

06:32 - Yes, Jonas. - Yes.

06:35 - What kind of person are you? - I'm a bit of a person who likes to steal.

06:42 - What kind of person are you? - I'm a bit of a person who likes to steal.

06:47 - What kind of person are you? - I'm a bit of a person who likes to steal.

06:53 - What kind of person are you? - I'm a bit of a person who likes to steal.

06:58 - What kind of person are you? - What kind of person are you?

07:02 - It's so dark! - Switch mode!

07:21 - Okay, Eva. Let's hear it. - No.

07:27 - Monitor battery. - Ola! Monitor battery!

07:32 - No, who? I gave two to battery, monitor battery.

07:36 - Poor you. - Monitor battery.

07:40 - Okay, thanks. I lost the monitor battery.

07:44 - Are you in on this machine? - Yes, but I can't get into the reception office.

07:50 - There! I got...

07:52 - The text is being followed by our 30 second interrogation.

07:57 - And you're burning the reception office. Jesus Christ.

08:05 - Yes, but listen. When you click on the link to the reception office...

08:10 - What's happening? - I'm trying to be nice to you.

08:18 - But you didn't say anything between you and Jonas before it was over?

08:22 - No. - Okay.

08:25 - What are we talking about?

08:30 - Eva used to be best friends with Indy from Pepsi Max. For many years.

08:39 - For many years.

08:42 - It's so fucking good to be a pimp.

08:53 - I'm crying. Sorry. For many years.

09:02 - For... many years.

09:07 - Ingri used to have a boyfriend. He was very handsome.

09:12 - A prince you just wait to find.

09:17 - They traveled to the sunset together. Everyone thought it was going to be...

09:24 - It was so romantic. Your parents supported you.

09:29 - Your parents thought they were going to give in.

09:33 - It was an adventure.

09:36 - But then the prince stopped talking to the princess.

09:40 - He stopped texting her.

09:43 - And the princess got really sad.

09:47 - And Eva, the pimp...

09:51 - Sorry!

09:56 - I thought you were going to kill me.

10:05 - How disgusting!

10:07 - That was the adventure feeling, right?

10:12 - I think it's the most exciting thing I've ever had.

10:23 - Have you asked him if he was with Ingri?

10:32 - I don't know if he's with me.

10:35 - I'm so excited!

10:39 - I'm so excited.

10:42 - It's the best time of the year.

10:45 - Let's drink!

10:48 - Drink to it!

10:52 - Hey, another beer here, please!

11:01 - Ha ha ha!

11:03 - I've been planning this in Oslo for a long time.

11:08 - To not end up...

11:13 - A bit more of the two of you.

11:15 - You're so close to me, you're not going to leave me alone.

11:19 - I did it. It was a real laughter.

11:25 - The same?

11:29 - Yes.

11:31 - Yes.

11:33 - I'm so happy!

11:36 - I'm so happy.

11:40 - I'm so happy.

11:42 - I'm so happy!

11:45 - Oh my God!

11:48 - I'm so happy!

11:50 - I have to go. Bye.

12:03 - Are you coming back?

12:08 - Yes!

12:10 - You're a twin!

12:12 - Yes!

12:14 - Oh my God!

12:17 - Oh my God!

12:19 - This is going to be funny.

12:24 - What are you doing? It's a joke!

12:28 - He hates us.

12:30 - You betray her.

12:32 - Don't smile!

12:34 - There's so much hate.

12:36 - And... there you go.

12:41 - Cool.

12:43 - Thank you!

13:03 - Stop it!

13:09 - Stop it!

13:11 - You're so stupid.

13:19 - You're so stupid.

13:21 - Did you say something?

13:24 - I didn't say anything.

13:26 - Did you say something?

13:27 - No.

13:29 - My world is breaking down.

13:32 - Come on, one more time!

13:34 - One more time!

13:36 - Cheers.

13:38 - Mmm.

13:40 - There.

13:42 - Mmm.

13:44 - Okay.

13:46 - It was funny, wasn't it?

14:07 - I really recommend you watch it.

14:09 - We'll try it later.

14:11 - I'll stop it when you're done.

14:13 - Okay.

14:15 - Jonas?

14:27 - Mmm?

14:29 - Can I ask you something?

14:31 - Yes.

14:35 - What?

14:37 - Do you ever think about Ingrid?

14:40 - I don't think I can go on like this.

14:50 - Okay.

14:52 - I think we're not done.

14:58 - What should I say?

15:00 - It's hard, you have to give me something to say.

15:03 - Ah!

15:05 - That's weird.

15:07 - I lived in Oslo for seven years.

15:09 - Where?

15:11 - I can't speak Estonian, I'm a trainee.

15:13 - Where in Oslo did you live?

15:15 - I lived in Grefsen.

15:17 - You lived in Grefsen?

15:19 - Yes, the coolest place in Oslo.

15:21 - What have you done today, Ingrid?

15:23 - Have you skated?

15:25 - What do you like to do in your free time?

15:27 - In my free time?

15:29 - I'm home a lot with my girlfriend.

15:31 - Are you ready?

15:33 - Yes.

15:35 - You're so funny.

15:39 - Yes.

15:41 - Are we doing this?

15:43 - Okay, I'm going to take a nap.

15:46 - There you go.

15:48 - Just start to breathe.

15:50 - Oh, cool clothes, there you go.

15:53 - Good, start to breathe now.

15:59 - Yes.

16:01 - And there you're not supposed to bend down, but she bends up.

16:09 - Do your legs hurt?

16:11 - No, not at all.

16:13 - I'm so nervous.

16:21 - Me too.

16:23 - This is so cute.

16:25 - The pose.

16:27 - I think you have to find the pose.

16:31 - Or just start to bend like you're doing now.

16:37 - Good, Lisa, can you try to just stroke the hand you have on your neck,

16:48 - just a little bit below his arm.

16:52 - Okay.

16:56 - You have to flex your hands.

16:58 - That's very special.

17:02 - Check a little.

17:05 - And that's a little.

17:07 - Very good job.

17:17 - I fucking love you.

17:19 - I fucking love you.

17:21 - That was really good.

17:24 - That was so good.

17:26 - I can't believe it.

17:52 The whole thing.

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