Vanessa Feltz‘s disastrous date as star says she’s ‘zoned out’ in Celebs Go Dating first look

Vanessa Feltz ignores date and scrolls through her phone in Celebs Go Dating first lookChannel 4

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00:00 Felty's going here, look, I think she's on Tinder.

00:03 Yeah, I mean, 21 years ago we were still in the second division.

00:07 I think you're about to get relegated, mate.

00:09 Congratulations. Yeah, so it's all quite good.

00:11 Do you follow football at all? No, not at all.

00:14 Absolutely not.

00:15 I've completely glazed over, I'm just wondering,

00:17 have I defrosted the freezer,

00:19 should I get round to lagging the loft at home,

00:21 how soon can I go to bed?

00:23 Oh, this is awkward.

00:26 What sort of person are you looking for?

00:29 You don't know? Don't know.

00:31 I don't really know.

00:33 Someone nice, someone fun,

00:35 someone exciting and dynamic.

00:38 I'm not going to ask that leading question.

00:40 Don't ask if you fit that category.

00:42 Do not ask if you fit that category.

00:44 And do I fit into that category?

00:46 Oh, Dickie!

00:48 What? She's leaving?

00:50 Lots of love, thank you so much.

00:52 Nice to meet you. Bye-bye.

00:54 Not staying for pudding, Feltsy?

00:58 Yep, she has well and truly done one.

01:00 Oh, Richard, I'm sorry.

01:02 Can I finish eating?

01:04 Yeah, I'd have hers too if I were you.

01:06 It's a long way back to Manchester.

01:08 Chesser!

01:11 Hi. Hello.

01:13 There was no spark whatsoever.

01:16 I don't think we had anything in common at all.

01:20 Nothing, nothing, nothing!

01:22 Nothing, nothing.

01:24 Zero, zilch, rien, pas du tout.

01:27 Ah, pas du tout! Nul point! Null!