Parcel Corps Announcement Trailer

A trailer for Parcel Corps

Transcript

00:00 [MUSIC]

00:07 Hello, inquisitive viewer.

00:09 My name is Will, Will Barr, and that was an example of a micro-teaser.

00:13 You see, when you're shilling on behalf of an obscure video game developer like Billigood Entertainment,

00:18 you have a finite amount of time to explain why discerning intellectual players such as yourself

00:24 should be excited about being thrust into the exciting high-octane world of Parcel Corps.

00:32 That's right, escape the mundanity of daily life and slip into the spandex of one of our many colourful bicycle messengers.

00:38 Embrace the gig economy and forget the security, stable salary, and basic workplace rights less cool jobs offer

00:44 as you race through town, weaving through alleys, defying gravity as you ride up walls, leap from rooftops, startle pigeons.

00:50 Well, it's kind of like a career in video game development, except without all the cool traversal stuff.

00:56 So yeah, really just the exploitation.

00:59 [MUSIC]

01:01 But I digress.

01:03 Sign a casual work agreement with one of three rival courier corporations,

01:06 all vying to become the most profitable business in town.

01:09 But be warned, a maniacal scheme is afoot that threatens more than just the business model our protagonists operate under.

01:14 [SLAP]

01:16 So it's up to you, bicycle courier, to deliver this footlong grilled chicken, cheese, and chorizo melt and save the world.

01:25 [MUSIC]

01:29 (whooshing)