A sickly Mob Don's obsession that a pizza parlor owner is his missing long lost son. | dG1fM3BmeGNvTk1PUnc
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00:00 Two-time Academy Award nominated actress Talia Shire
00:04 Happy birthday Don Vito
00:07 And SAG Award winner Vincent Pastore
00:10 Star together in a new mob comedy
00:13 Everybody duck, it's gonna flow
00:15 About a kidnapping
00:17 And a miracle
00:20 Would you care for a slice of pizza?
00:22 I'd love a slice
00:23 Hey, who's gonna pay me for this?
00:25 And a pizza maker they think might be their long lost son
00:29 You've been telling us that you're our son
00:31 That you're Anthony John Prosperino
00:34 Hey, frickin' frack, how you boys doing?
00:36 I got something I gotta deal with in the back, I can't really...
00:38 Who owes them a lot of dough
00:42 You owe the mob $50,000
00:44 And has girl troubles
00:47 Go on, whip 'em in, pervert!
00:51 Don't leave me, please
00:52 And life for everyone is about to change
00:55 Who are you supposed to be?
00:57 Frank Sinatra
00:59 Once again, my life is in danger
01:02 Yeah, that's a lot of catnip
01:04 Let's just all get together and pray, okay?
01:07 Yeah, sure, let's pray that he dies
01:09 Why is it a closed casket?
01:11 Maybe they didn't feel like combing his hair
01:13 So I'm gonna plant the gun in the bathroom
01:15 Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait a minute, a gun?
01:17 Is that gonna happen?
01:18 You're being followed, boss
01:19 Don Vito stole my girl Mary
01:23 And he married her
01:24 Did you just see the flag?
01:26 I didn't see that shiny little gun of yours
01:28 Hey, we got a little bit of movement here on camera 3
01:30 Uh, Casanova's pizza delivery
01:32 Could you pull down your pants?
01:34 Pull down my pants?
01:35 I don't even know why I got involved with these people in the first place
01:38 I think he's kinda cute
01:39 This ruby-encrusted model starts at $400,000
01:44 If his friends saw him in that, they'd dig him up
01:47 Didi Vistuga Vones referred to me as the Godfather
01:51 Godfather
01:52 Make sure you try a slice of pizza with bullets
01:55 It's an offer you don't wanna refuse
01:57 I want a full confession, pop, pop, that's right
02:00 [silence]