The Hostage Situation | movie | 2023 | Official Clip - video Dailymotion

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A small group of inexperienced criminals dive head first into a plot to kidnap a United States senator. Things don't go  | dG1fNU5NTjVvcjY5WUU

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00:00 [MUSIC PLAYING]

00:03 Beautiful.

00:20 Did anyone see you?

00:22 Not a soul.

00:23 Fantastic.

00:25 Let's make a movie.

00:26 [MUSIC PLAYING]

00:29 Hello, America.

00:41 Do we have your attention now?

00:44 We, the people, are sick of our leader spitting on us,

00:49 disrespecting us, and worst of all, ignoring us.

00:55 I mean, we tried time and time again.

00:59 No.

01:01 You had to come to this.

01:04 I want you to take a good, hard look at--

01:07 who is that?

01:13 What?

01:15 Who the hell is that?

01:16 It's Senator Greg Mitchell.

01:19 That is not Senator Greg Mitchell.

01:21 Turn off the camera.

01:22 [MUSIC PLAYING]

01:25 Where did you find this person?

01:30 He was walking towards the senator's base.

01:32 District office.

01:33 Yeah, he said his name was Greg.

01:35 Oh my gosh, you freaking morons.

01:39 Do you not realize how many hundreds of Gregs

01:40 there are within 10 minutes of this place?

01:43 Did you ever think to maybe look up a picture of the guy

01:46 before we started this whole process?

01:48 I mean--

01:49 No.

01:50 You mean no.

01:52 Great.

01:53 In fairness, they look a little similar.

01:56 They don't even look remotely similar.

02:00 Not all middle-aged white dudes look the same.

02:03 [GROANING]

02:07 Greg?

02:08 Yes?

02:09 Look, there's not an easy way for me to tell you this.

02:12 I swear, I wasn't going to hurt the senator.

02:15 I just wanted to talk to him a little bit.

02:18 Yeah, OK.

02:20 I don't know what kind of secret service, FBI covert group

02:25 you're all part of, but I know my rights,

02:28 and I want a lawyer.

02:30 I want a lawyer here.

02:32 Yeah, we totally respect your rights and all that stuff,

02:34 but if you could help us understand a little bit

02:39 better, we can make things more comfortable for you.

02:43 I just wanted his autograph.

02:45 You wanted his autograph.

02:48 [SIGHS] It just has anything to do with that long rant

02:52 that I posted on the internet.

02:55 I was drunk and trying to be funny.

02:59 Please, I wouldn't hurt anyone.

03:01 God bless America.

03:03 Give us a second.

03:07 What is he talking about?

03:08 He sounds like a loon.

03:10 No idea.

03:10 OK, was he doing anything out of the ordinary

03:12 when you grabbed him?

03:13 Just walking towards the senator's base.

03:15 Office.

03:16 District base office.

03:17 Wait, he did have a gun on him.

03:19 Why am I just now hearing about this?

03:22 We thought it was protection.

03:23 Yeah, because we thought he's the real Greg.

03:24 The real Greg?

03:25 The senator guy.

03:26 OK.

03:27 Where is the gun now?

03:28 Hey, I'm not afraid of you people.

03:33 You got nothing on me, and I'm ordering you to give me a phone

03:36 so I can call a lawyer.

03:36 Yeah, we're working on that, man.

03:38 I know what this is, and I know who all of you are.

03:41 You've been watching me for years.

03:44 Nobody believed me, but I knew.

03:48 I knew what that Mitchell and his thugs had been up to.

03:51 Dude, relax.

03:53 You people are the reason this country is the laughing

03:58 stock of the free world.

03:59 You shot me.

04:05 Why?

04:06 What did you do?

04:08 The man was clearly insane.

04:09 I did the world a favor.

04:13 We're kidnappers, not murderers.

04:16 Like there's a difference.

04:18 There's a huge difference.

04:19 Help me.

04:20 Nick.

04:21 It's Nick, right?

04:23 Yeah.

04:24 Do you know anything about cleaning up human blood?

04:26 Of course I do.

04:27 No, he doesn't.

04:29 Because like I said, we're kidnappers, not murderers.

04:33 Holy crap.

04:35 I cannot even comprehend how badly you screwed this up.

04:39 What is wrong with you?

04:41 Wasn't the goal of all this stupidity

04:43 to send a little message?

04:45 The camera is still rolling.

04:47 Yeah.

04:48 Big twist.

04:49 I never turned it off.

04:51 Post the video.

04:52 I guarantee in 24 hours, no one's

04:55 going to give a crap about this guy or the senator

04:57 he probably was trying to assassinate.

05:00 I honestly never even heard of Senator Mitchell

05:02 until I joined this kidnapping squad.

05:06 This sucks, man.

05:08 We got to do something about all this blood.

05:09 I know.

05:12 I might know a guy.

05:13 [MUSIC PLAYING]

05:42 Who is he?

05:44 That's Greg.

05:46 Greg who?

05:47 Is that all you know?

05:51 I'm pretty sure he's an assassin.

05:53 Would-be assassin.

05:56 Greg, the would-be assassin.

05:58 Wow.

06:01 Y'all really know how to serve it up down here.

06:10 I'll take care of everything for $35,000.

06:16 You have $35,000?

06:17 No.

06:18 Well, how are you going to pay the man?

06:20 Me?

06:21 I'm not the one who needs this taken care of.

06:23 You're the one that went off--

06:25 Oh, oh, ladies.

06:29 I get it.

06:31 Stuff out there.

06:31 We can work out a payment plan.

06:38 This is completely ridiculous.

06:40 Well, maybe we can just take care of everything ourselves.

06:44 What was that?

06:44 I said maybe we could just take care of it.

06:51 Anyone can pop somebody in the head

06:59 and throw them in a dumpster.

07:00 That's easy.

07:02 But those poor suckers get caught.

07:04 You want to know why?

07:06 Loose ends.

07:07 That's why I exist.

07:09 I take your hot garbage and I wrap it up like a frickin'

07:12 Christmas present.

07:13 So are you feeling cocky?

07:16 Or has Christmas come early this year?

07:19 Because I'm on the clock, people.

07:21 And that timer started ticking the second I got the call.

07:25 Just make it go away.

07:28 We'll find the money.

07:30 Smart woman.

07:33 Now, do you have a Bluetooth speaker?

07:36 [MUSIC - THE BROADWAY BAND, "COME ON AND LET ME IN"]

07:40 [MUSIC - THE BROADWAY BAND, "COME ON AND LET ME IN"]

07:44 [MUSIC - THE BROADWAY BAND, "COME ON AND LET ME IN"]

07:48 [MUSIC - THE BROADWAY BAND, "COME ON AND LET ME IN"]

07:52 OK.

08:17 You can expect to hear from me in one to two business days

08:20 in regards to your bill.

08:21 Do not contact me.

08:24 I will contact you.

08:25 One more thing.

08:31 This whole crime thing you all seem

08:33 to be dipping your toes into, you suck at it.

08:39 Don't quit your day jobs.

08:41 Thanks, man.

08:43 My pleasure.

08:44 [CAR DOOR SLAMS]

08:45 [ENGINE REVS]

08:47 [SIGHS]

08:48 This has been the worst night of my entire life.

08:52 Well, it's over now.

08:54 So chill.

08:55 Chill?

08:56 You want me to chill?

08:57 Hey, hey, hey, hey.

08:58 We've been at this for hours.

09:00 Can we please call it a night?

09:03 Yep.

09:05 And you can consider this my official resignation

09:08 from the fabulous four.

09:10 Oh, if I ever see your face again--

09:12 What?

09:14 You'll kidnap me?

09:16 Please.

09:17 Hey, Chloe.

09:21 What?

09:22 You want to grab some coffee sometime?

09:28 [MUSIC - "I'M BOUND TO DROWN IN MY SINS"]

09:30 This life been running through my veins.

09:34 And I've only got myself to blame.

09:39 I'm bound to drown in all my sins.

09:45 If I'm your Friday night special, won't you come on

09:48 and let me in?

09:51 [MUSIC PLAYING]

09:54 [MUSIC PLAYING]

09:58 [BLANK_AUDIO]

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